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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #950 on: October 20, 2021, 10:07:55 AM »
I have been trashcanning my entire body with extreme sodium levels of this elite tier condiment lately. highly recommend.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #951 on: October 20, 2021, 12:26:32 PM »
Is there a taste comparo?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #952 on: October 20, 2021, 12:31:15 PM »
Like, slightly spicy teriyaki but not syrupy like teriyaki would be how I’d describe it.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #953 on: October 20, 2021, 03:51:34 PM »
dipping potato chips in ketchup, gross or acceptable? tia

this one has been occupying a lot of space in my brain since i read it and i feel prepared to respond. I posit that when it comes to condiments/dips made from a base of predominantly night shades - the surface area to volume ratio of the food being dipped/condimented is important. Once the SA/V ratio exceeds a certain amount it becomes weird to dip. Waffle fries are imho the max SA/V ratio where you can still dip in the night shades.

Dairy based dips/sauces are not confined by any such ratios. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #954 on: October 20, 2021, 03:54:11 PM »
I think I would want it to be room temperature ketchup. I wouldn't like cold ketchup on it.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #955 on: October 20, 2021, 04:13:06 PM »
Make some orange sauce

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #956 on: October 25, 2021, 09:46:18 PM »


Cleaning out the fridge.  This one may hurt later.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #958 on: October 26, 2021, 09:50:26 AM »
these come with 2 pouches, consumed 1 pouch in 1 sitting (small amount of help from wife)


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #959 on: October 26, 2021, 01:37:13 PM »
I'm so horny to eat those

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #960 on: October 26, 2021, 01:45:29 PM »
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #961 on: October 26, 2021, 01:56:06 PM »
Those are good and come in slightly less trashcan size at whatever your version of kroger is.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #962 on: October 26, 2021, 02:12:38 PM »
if the box is accurate i consumed roughly one pound of cheese curds

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #963 on: October 26, 2021, 04:51:30 PM »
proudly cheese wisconsin

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #964 on: October 26, 2021, 06:46:07 PM »
Leftover smoked fatty brisket and smoked 3 cheese mac w/ hatch makes an entirely trashcanny taco imo.




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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #965 on: October 27, 2021, 11:44:15 AM »
no, wrong thread

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #966 on: October 27, 2021, 11:48:09 AM »
ate almost an entire loaf of the sourdough bread from 801 chop last night. 

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #967 on: October 27, 2021, 01:09:18 PM »
yes AST you are using this thread incorrectly, there is totally a thread where you can post your hot POA meals and flex on everybody but this is the thread for admitting that you put an entire bag of Combos in a bowl with an entire block of velveeta and put it in the microwave and then ate the whole thing and then afterward considered just putting your head in the microwave because dear god

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #968 on: October 27, 2021, 01:39:15 PM »
yes AST you are using this thread incorrectly, there is totally a thread where you can post your hot POA meals and flex on everybody but this is the thread for admitting that you put an entire bag of Combos in a bowl with an entire block of velveeta and put it in the microwave and then ate the whole thing and then afterward considered just putting your head in the microwave because dear god

It is microwaved leftovers and probably around 800cal per taco so I feel strongly that it is the exact right thread.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #969 on: October 27, 2021, 02:10:48 PM »
AST, part of trashcanning is the low quality of ingredients in which you trashcan with, not leftover amazing food thrown together

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #970 on: October 27, 2021, 02:24:33 PM »
AST, part of trashcanning is the low quality of ingredients in which you trashcan with, not leftover amazing food thrown together

The OP never set a guideline of “low quality of ingredients.”  Just consuming things that could kill him at any moment.

This checks the boxes.  It took 5 minutes to make, loaded with sodium & cholesterol, and does have store bought pre-cooked flour tortillas.  That is as low-quality as it gets.

Plus I ate 4 of those tacos, that definitely fits the guidelines of the OP.  My apologies that my trash-canning does not look the same as yours.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #971 on: October 27, 2021, 02:45:02 PM »
Listen guy.. your trashcan is more like a salad bar trash bag we are needing more of an aggieville dumpster vibe in here.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #972 on: October 27, 2021, 02:47:07 PM »


I "made carnitas" last night by basically just dropping this bag into boiling water for 10 minutes while sauteeing an onion, a jalepeno, a red bell pepper, and a little garlic. Didn't take a photo, but if I had the talent for plating that AST does, I probably could have made it look pretty good.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #973 on: October 27, 2021, 02:48:14 PM »
Listen guy.. your trashcan is more like a salad bar trash bag we are needing more of an aggieville dumpster vibe in here.

I shall never post food in here again. 

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #974 on: October 27, 2021, 02:52:13 PM »
This whole Pan-Pam incident could have been avoided if this thread was named or at least hinted at in the op that grown men would start crying if the items posted were not store bought and/or processed foods.