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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3050 on: April 02, 2020, 11:32:34 AM »
This is a link to a sample application for the Payroll Protection Program:

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/2020-03/Borrower%20Paycheck%20Protection%20Program%20Application.pdf

Sounds like when the final document is released, you will fill it out and take it to any lender that processes SBA loans.  Additionally, I believe that there will be opportunities to fill this form out and send all information in digitally.  I received an email today from an small business funding marketplace that mentioned this. 

This is in addition to the EIDLs if the funds from an EIDL will not be used for payroll purposes.

There's a bit more than just filling out the app itself.  The 75% payroll/FTE certification for forgiveness better be dead ass on target, and in the lender's hands post haste.  That's eating all our time these last few days.


Ours will be 100%.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3051 on: April 02, 2020, 11:51:02 AM »
The antibody test will. It's a finger prick blood test I think.

this is great news. this is what will allow people to go back to work

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/02/health/fda-coronavirus-antibody-test-authorization/

How long will this take to test anybody at scale?

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3052 on: April 02, 2020, 01:06:09 PM »
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3053 on: April 02, 2020, 01:19:31 PM »
This is a link to a sample application for the Payroll Protection Program:

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/2020-03/Borrower%20Paycheck%20Protection%20Program%20Application.pdf

Sounds like when the final document is released, you will fill it out and take it to any lender that processes SBA loans.  Additionally, I believe that there will be opportunities to fill this form out and send all information in digitally.  I received an email today from an small business funding marketplace that mentioned this. 

This is in addition to the EIDLs if the funds from an EIDL will not be used for payroll purposes.

There's a bit more than just filling out the app itself.  The 75% payroll/FTE certification for forgiveness better be dead ass on target, and in the lender's hands post haste.  That's eating all our time these last few days.


Ours will be 100%.

Car dealership group.  It hasn't been very clear as to what parts, if any, incentives and bonuses would be included.  We also use a lot of part time and seasonal, so converting them to FTE's, and also folks managed trough an outside agency - that only got clarified last night.

I'm not directly involved in putting any of this together, but I would imagine we're applying for as much rent and utilities in this while keeping the payroll portion above 75%.


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3054 on: April 02, 2020, 01:38:32 PM »
Home test just got dropped off.  Delivery guy was very flustered.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3055 on: April 02, 2020, 01:43:54 PM »
lmao, imagine your job being delivering home tests to potential covid-19 carriers all day.


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3056 on: April 02, 2020, 01:45:40 PM »
Worse, he has to come back in a few hours and pick up all our samples!

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3057 on: April 02, 2020, 01:49:45 PM »
lmao, imagine your job being delivering home tests to potential covid-19 carriers all day.


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3058 on: April 02, 2020, 02:10:00 PM »
Wonder if they’re even giving life insurance policies to that guy.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3059 on: April 02, 2020, 02:15:25 PM »
This is a link to a sample application for the Payroll Protection Program:

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/2020-03/Borrower%20Paycheck%20Protection%20Program%20Application.pdf

Sounds like when the final document is released, you will fill it out and take it to any lender that processes SBA loans.  Additionally, I believe that there will be opportunities to fill this form out and send all information in digitally.  I received an email today from an small business funding marketplace that mentioned this. 

This is in addition to the EIDLs if the funds from an EIDL will not be used for payroll purposes.

There's a bit more than just filling out the app itself.  The 75% payroll/FTE certification for forgiveness better be dead ass on target, and in the lender's hands post haste.  That's eating all our time these last few days.


Ours will be 100%.

Car dealership group.  It hasn't been very clear as to what parts, if any, incentives and bonuses would be included.  We also use a lot of part time and seasonal, so converting them to FTE's, and also folks managed trough an outside agency - that only got clarified last night.

I'm not directly involved in putting any of this together, but I would imagine we're applying for as much rent and utilities in this while keeping the payroll portion above 75%.



Gotcha.  Our situation is pretty simple compared to that. 
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3060 on: April 02, 2020, 02:24:02 PM »
Look who's out defending his leader.

https://twitter.com/sonofdaxjones/status/1245684706840137728
I'm glad he's gone, this discussion would be terrible with him here

Because a dissenting opinion would really eff up the groupthink here, amirite?
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dax just sucks at serious conversations and creates dumb fights. I don't mind Justwin or K-Dub's contributions to this thread, even if they're monsters who are usually wrong.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3061 on: April 02, 2020, 02:39:31 PM »
Worse, he has to come back in a few hours and pick up all our samples!

I missed why you are doing a test?  Are you sick or is Seattle actually testing en masse?

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3062 on: April 02, 2020, 02:42:38 PM »
Look who's out defending his leader.

https://twitter.com/sonofdaxjones/status/1245684706840137728
I'm glad he's gone, this discussion would be terrible with him here

Because a dissenting opinion would really eff up the groupthink here, amirite?
 :facepalm:

dax just sucks at serious conversations and creates dumb fights. I don't mind Justwin or K-Dub's contributions to this thread, even if they're monsters who are usually wrong.

FTR, JustWin is a Sys sock.
Damn, come defend yourself sys.


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3063 on: April 02, 2020, 02:43:59 PM »
Worse, he has to come back in a few hours and pick up all our samples!

I missed why you are doing a test?  Are you sick or is Seattle actually testing en masse?

I’m doing this tomorrow.

https://scanpublichealth.org/

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3064 on: April 02, 2020, 02:48:09 PM »
Worse, he has to come back in a few hours and pick up all our samples!

I missed why you are doing a test?  Are you sick or is Seattle actually testing en masse?

I’m doing this tomorrow.

https://scanpublichealth.org/

That's awesome.  Too bad can't also test if had it and recovered.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3066 on: April 02, 2020, 04:26:21 PM »
Damn, come defend yourself sys.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3067 on: April 02, 2020, 05:32:22 PM »
Damn, come defend yourself sys.

justwin is not my sock.

TBT outed you a few days ago.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3068 on: April 02, 2020, 06:26:57 PM »
TBT outed you a few days ago.

the big train actually is my sock, if it matters.
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« Reply #3069 on: April 02, 2020, 06:36:48 PM »
Damn, come defend yourself sys.

justwin is not my sock.

TBT outed you a few days ago.

Could you refresh us all on how TBT did this?

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3070 on: April 02, 2020, 07:11:59 PM »
TBT outed you a few days ago.

the big train actually is my sock, if it matters.

I knew it!
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3071 on: April 02, 2020, 07:13:41 PM »

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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3073 on: April 02, 2020, 08:17:20 PM »
Seems like this thing is disproportionately killing POC, in this country. Anyone got numbers on this?

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« Reply #3074 on: April 02, 2020, 08:21:01 PM »