CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread

[Rage Against the McKee]

How strict are school vaccination requirements?

It's just the honor system, right?

[Dugout DickStone]

If you think Target wants to dance with a class action because they can't function with out some fat ass maga's sausage money you are high.  MAga's have proven they have very little economic might.  The ones who won't chip have even less.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Maybe we can get to herd immunity by opening up immigration and chipping everyone at the border.

[catastrophe]

If you think Target wants to dance with a class action because they can't function with out some fat ass maga's sausage money you are high.  MAga's have proven they have very little economic might.  The ones who won't chip have even less.

You say this as if there was ever a successful class action based on a business failing to stamp out an infectious disease.

[Dugout DickStone]

If you think Target wants to dance with a class action because they can't function with out some fat ass maga's sausage money you are high.  MAga's have proven they have very little economic might.  The ones who won't chip have even less.

You say this as if there was ever a successful class action based on a business failing to stamp out an infectious disease.

If the vaccine is 95% effective and widely available most non-moron stores will enact reasonable checks to make sure they are not knowingly letting infected morons in.

Target in my hood had a guy at door who would squirt hand sani in your hands and give you a mask (if unmasked).  If you didn't do both, you weren't getting your cheap junk

[Dugout DickStone]

If you aren't requiring vaccinated shoppers only, is it reasonably foreseeable that an infected person will pass it to someone who will then die?

[wetwillie]

So you have to have your vax papers to walk into Walmart? I can’t tell if you are serious.  They can barely manage to count how many people are going in and out.

[Trim]

I will patronize chip-requiring stores so hard. This is Walmart’s opportunity to earn my business.

[Dugout DickStone]

So you have to have your vax papers to walk into Walmart? I can’t tell if you are serious.  They can barely manage to count how many people are going in and out.

Obviously not currently.

If you don't think big business is going to insulate itself from the absolute dick ton of covid litigation coming I am not sure what to tell you.

And please about "they can barely manage how to count how many people are going in and out"

They run the most sophisticated supply chain in the world.  They can easily make your ass stand in line for a minute to make sure they are keeping the magas out.

[Kat Kid]

How strict are school vaccination requirements?

It's just the honor system, right?

Kansas state law requires kids to have some vaccinations to enroll, if they can’t produce records they need to produce a yearly doctor’s statement as to why or a yearly signed parental statement that it violates their religion. It also has a list of “recommended” vaccinations. Obviously, adding a new vaccine requirement to attend schools would be pretty contentious given the idiot politicians but I would imagine it goes on the recommended list.

[Rage Against the McKee]

The religious exemption makes the whole thing worthless.

[Dugout DickStone]

The religious exemption makes the whole thing worthless.

Schools basically have to let the kids in. 

[Phil Titola]

This one is p good too, re vaccine centric metrics/news.

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/covid-vaccine-tracker-global-distribution/

I know like .001% of the US who have gotten chipped!

[Rage Against the McKee]

I plan on calling to schedule my chip next month. Thinking it will likely be February before I can actually get one, though.

[catastrophe]

If you think Target wants to dance with a class action because they can't function with out some fat ass maga's sausage money you are high.  MAga's have proven they have very little economic might.  The ones who won't chip have even less.

You say this as if there was ever a successful class action based on a business failing to stamp out an infectious disease.

If the vaccine is 95% effective and widely available most non-moron stores will enact reasonable checks to make sure they are not knowingly letting infected morons in.

Target in my hood had a guy at door who would squirt hand sani in your hands and give you a mask (if unmasked).  If you didn't do both, you weren't getting your cheap junk

I’m assuming that’s because it’s the law, not because they’re worried about some class of people who swear they only could have caught COVID at Target.

You sound like a crazy person rn.

[Phil Titola]

Pfizer agrees to sell the US 100M more doses by end of July.

[wetwillie]

Very generous of them

[Dugout DickStone]

If you think Target wants to dance with a class action because they can't function with out some fat ass maga's sausage money you are high.  MAga's have proven they have very little economic might.  The ones who won't chip have even less.

You say this as if there was ever a successful class action based on a business failing to stamp out an infectious disease.

If the vaccine is 95% effective and widely available most non-moron stores will enact reasonable checks to make sure they are not knowingly letting infected morons in.

Target in my hood had a guy at door who would squirt hand sani in your hands and give you a mask (if unmasked).  If you didn't do both, you weren't getting your cheap junk

I’m assuming that’s because it’s the law, not because they’re worried about some class of people who swear they only could have caught COVID at Target.

You sound like a crazy person rn.

Yes, there is a law that you must have an old man squirt hand sanitizer on your hands before entering Target, professor.  lmfao stop

[wetwillie]

I’ve never been squirted on, sounds wild.

[star seed 7]

Poor Mrs ww 

[catastrophe]

If you think Target wants to dance with a class action because they can't function with out some fat ass maga's sausage money you are high.  MAga's have proven they have very little economic might.  The ones who won't chip have even less.

You say this as if there was ever a successful class action based on a business failing to stamp out an infectious disease.

If the vaccine is 95% effective and widely available most non-moron stores will enact reasonable checks to make sure they are not knowingly letting infected morons in.

Target in my hood had a guy at door who would squirt hand sani in your hands and give you a mask (if unmasked).  If you didn't do both, you weren't getting your cheap junk

I’m assuming that’s because it’s the law, not because they’re worried about some class of people who swear they only could have caught COVID at Target.

You sound like a crazy person rn.

Yes, there is a law that you must have an old man squirt hand sanitizer on your hands before entering Target, professor.  lmfao stop

You’re right. I guess it must be because the GC’s office thought it would be their first line of defense against getting sued for billions of dollars.

[kim carnes]

Pfizer agrees to sell the US 100M more doses by end of July.

From what I read, the plan is to have most of them supplied April thru June which would be lit.  The govt is supposed to help acquire the raw materials which was the main supply constraint.  I think a lot of materials were reserved for the losers at gsk/sanofi who apparently stink at making vaccines.

[Dugout DickStone]

If you think Target wants to dance with a class action because they can't function with out some fat ass maga's sausage money you are high.  MAga's have proven they have very little economic might.  The ones who won't chip have even less.

You say this as if there was ever a successful class action based on a business failing to stamp out an infectious disease.

If the vaccine is 95% effective and widely available most non-moron stores will enact reasonable checks to make sure they are not knowingly letting infected morons in.

Target in my hood had a guy at door who would squirt hand sani in your hands and give you a mask (if unmasked).  If you didn't do both, you weren't getting your cheap junk

I’m assuming that’s because it’s the law, not because they’re worried about some class of people who swear they only could have caught COVID at Target.

You sound like a crazy person rn.

Yes, there is a law that you must have an old man squirt hand sanitizer on your hands before entering Target, professor.  lmfao stop

You’re right. I guess it must be because the GC’s office thought it would be their first line of defense against getting sued for billions of dollars.

You can link to the law.  I'll wait

[Institutional Control]

I’ve never been squirted on, sounds wild.

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[Phil Titola]

Pfizer agrees to sell the US 100M more doses by end of July.

From what I read, the plan is to have most of them supplied April thru June which would be lit.  The govt is supposed to help acquire the raw materials which was the main supply constraint.  I think a lot of materials were reserved for the losers at gsk/sanofi who apparently stink at making vaccines.

So many estimates say whoever wants a chip can get one in April (I think assuming J&J works) so delivery of more Pfizer april-june seems like a backup plan.  I'm all for keeping our options open, I'm sure we can supply other countries if we are all chipped up.