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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #50 on: December 10, 2019, 03:23:33 PM »
Army v Navy was more watched in 2018

Was that a football game or a weirdo-off?

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #51 on: December 10, 2019, 03:29:07 PM »
remember that total freak show David Robinson?  wow, what a total mutant

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #52 on: December 10, 2019, 04:09:22 PM »
Back in the day, didn't a bunch of navy fliers get in a lot of trouble over raping strippers and other socially unacceptable behavior?  "Tailhook"?

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #53 on: December 10, 2019, 04:12:01 PM »
True story: I went into Old Navy over the weekend to look at jeans and then turned around and walked out when I saw they wanted $40 for them.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2019, 07:26:04 AM »

Real life post from an Army dude on my Facebook feed today
:adios:

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2019, 08:11:18 AM »

Real life post from an Army dude on my Facebook feed today

  :lol:

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #56 on: December 11, 2019, 10:46:31 AM »
Mayor/Mayo Pete was navy.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #57 on: December 11, 2019, 12:09:31 PM »
It appears that the navy is some sort of cult - even more so than cultaggie - just not as outwardly gay.

This is from an event on  the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-tURKRJc9o[/youtube]

There are hundreds of similar films on the YouTubes, but this was the least disturbing one I found.  Some were bordering upon being classified as a "snuff" film.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #58 on: December 11, 2019, 02:53:42 PM »
We are lucky Russia is such a huge nation of wimps because that is what is defending our shores

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Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #59 on: December 11, 2019, 08:26:19 PM »
Defending our shores from the 1800s British fleet maybe lmao

Let’s be honest we’re not really relying on the navy for national defense

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #60 on: December 12, 2019, 06:53:34 AM »
Navy = dumb


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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #61 on: December 12, 2019, 09:48:59 AM »
Mods, please update title of this thread to reflect all 6 branches of the armed forces.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/space-force-become-sixth-branch-154000050.html

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #62 on: December 12, 2019, 03:33:54 PM »
Space force’rs gonna be weird as eff but they still won’t touch the weirdness of a branch that insists on calling themselves “Seabies.”
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #63 on: December 12, 2019, 04:24:16 PM »
Oh crap, I forgot submarine people (elite) were part of the navy (sucks/smells/stupid)


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Sure but I bet they made fun of the boat people.  If we were playing the midsubman I would be more concerned
Elite types such as @cDubya and me called them targets or surface pukes.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #64 on: December 12, 2019, 04:30:22 PM »
lmao


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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #65 on: December 12, 2019, 09:47:58 PM »
One thing I can tell you about the navy based on my uncle rob’s experience during Vietnam is that if you get 2nd place in a boxing tournament you get to choose where you go and they’ll let you go be stationed in Iceland rather than go to war. So yeah. Weirdest branch for sure.
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2019, 12:25:50 PM »
Kansas State is essentially the Agriculture Academy of the United States of America, obviously. So, if you are asking me to choose between food for my family or a duplication of the Coast Guard, well that's an easy choice.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #67 on: December 13, 2019, 02:49:21 PM »
I pretty much assume anyone that joins the navy is someone who wants to get free college but less of the danger/dying that the chiefs young men and women from the other branches deal with regularly.
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #68 on: December 13, 2019, 05:49:42 PM »
Easily the least dangerous of all branches and therefore the least brave
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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #69 on: December 13, 2019, 06:35:46 PM »
My uncle was killed by a Navy man because he was pissed some girl at a bar wanted him over the Navy guy, because they’re super creepy once they touch land & he wouldn’t leave the girl alone. The Guy roofied my uncle after uncle Jerry bought him a drink for his service and then the POS threw him in the ocean to drown. It was really hard on my family & I’m still not over it. This one is for Uncle J and I’ll be fuming for justice from the start of the opening kick.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #70 on: December 13, 2019, 07:04:59 PM »
Wow, that's very messed up
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #71 on: December 13, 2019, 07:08:13 PM »
So, what happened with the Navy guy?

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #72 on: December 13, 2019, 07:20:08 PM »
he now performs under the stage name "Common"

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #73 on: December 13, 2019, 07:36:04 PM »
So, what happened with the Navy guy?
I have no idea. Apparently he resides in San Diego and flamed out as some potential naval fighter pilot. Apparently there wasn’t enough evidence to convict him and he’s a real Maverick when it comes to identity. They have some follow up documentary coming out about him in 2020 about how he flamed out.

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Re: Is the Navy the weirdest of the 5 branches?
« Reply #74 on: December 13, 2019, 07:47:54 PM »
So, what happened with the Navy guy?
I have no idea. Apparently he resides in San Diego and flamed out as some potential naval fighter pilot. Apparently there wasn’t enough evidence to convict him and he’s a real Maverick when it comes to identity. They have some follow up documentary coming out about him in 2020 about how he flamed out.
And you're certain he did it? I thought for sure you were going to say he's currently in jail.