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What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« on: November 24, 2019, 10:09:52 AM »
Make your predictions here!

ben ji's prediction : Cats win 30-27....They outgain us by 250+ yards but have 3 Turnovers including this play below

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"Purdy under center, 2:13 seconds remaining with the clones up 27-23 and threatening again at the Wildcats 13 yard line with a 2nd and 8..... Purdy takes the snap and fakes the handoff to Hall and O MY GOODNESS HE IS CRUSHED...THE BALL IS LOOSE AND THE WILDCATS HAVE IT.

REGGIE WALKER SCOOPED UP THE FUMBLE AND IS IF OFF TO THE RACES. Thirty, Twenty Five, Twenty and number 51 is going to walk into the endzone for a WILDCAT TOUGHDOWN. KYLE THE SACK MACHINE BALL WAS THE ONE THAT HIT PURDY IN THE BACKFIELD AND CAUSED THE BALL TO GET LOOSE. What a play by the young man from Shawnee Mission East"

After that play ISU starts driving and gets into FG range but is called for a phantom 15 yard facemask penalty that should of been against the Katz. Game ends with Purdy throwing a hail mary that is batted down in the endzone.


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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2020?
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2019, 10:30:13 AM »
I think we will come from behind. They'll be up by 2 points and punt to us on 4th and 7 with 2 minutes left in the game. Their punter will bobble the snap, but recover. He'll get the kick off just before it's blocked, but we'll run into his leg. The refs will throw the flag and everyone will wonder if it should be a 5 yard penalty or a 15 yard/automatic first down. Obviously it should be the latter, but the refs will call the former, and Cyclonefanatic will go absolutely apeshit in their game thread, and I will be there for all of it. Skylar leads us to a WWWWWWILDCAT TOUCHDOWNNNN with about :26 left. We'll kick off but it'll be one of those weird, sky high kicks that's not really an onside but ends up being one when they misjudge the ball and we recover.
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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2020?
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2019, 10:40:19 AM »
This is really stupid, because they will beat our ass next week. :lol:
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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2020?
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2019, 11:04:32 AM »
I think we will come from behind. They'll be up by 2 points and punt to us on 4th and 7 with 2 minutes left in the game. Their punter will bobble the snap, but recover. He'll get the kick off just before it's blocked, but we'll run into his leg. The refs will throw the flag and everyone will wonder if it should be a 5 yard penalty or a 15 yard/automatic first down. Obviously it should be the latter, but the refs will call the former, and Cyclonefanatic will go absolutely apeshit in their game thread, and I will be there for all of it. Skylar leads us to a WWWWWWILDCAT TOUCHDOWNNNN with about :26 left. We'll kick off but it'll be one of those weird, sky high kicks that's not really an onside but ends up being one when they misjudge the ball and we recover.

Ooooo, the running into the kicker and not roughing the kicker would be a good one!

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2020?
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2019, 11:26:11 AM »
10-6 in the 4th quarter (Cats trailing obv). Cats get the ball with 2 minutes left. Sky is a cool 5/20 up to this point with 2 INTs. QB run game is out of the picture since Sky has been hobbled since the second series of the game.

Cats get a good punt return up near midfield. Sky throws a short route to the sideline. Incomplete.

Next one goes downfield...it is picked off.  But wait! Late pass interference call negates the play. Next play is another bomb that sails out of bounds..but another pass interference! Next pass is to the end zone, and ANOTHER pass interference (this one was pretty obvious).

We try two consecutive QB sneaks and punch it in on the second with 13 seconds left in the game.

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2019, 12:36:36 PM »
Clones hit game winning FG, but are called for illegal formation with only 6 on the line and back up 5 yards.  Second attempt doinks off the upright in south endzone.

Cats 23
Clones 21

Difference is a first quarter safety when clones punter steps on end line trying to rugby kick from own end zone.


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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2019, 12:40:20 PM »
These things really do all bleed together, even in the future.

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2019, 03:16:01 PM »
Clones hit game winning FG, but are called for illegal formation with only 6 on the line and back up 5 yards.  Second attempt doinks off the upright in south endzone.

Cats 23
Clones 21

Difference is a first quarter safety when clones punter steps on end line trying to rugby kick from own end zone.


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Good one tom, the stepping out of the endzone would be something new and exciting!

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2019, 06:24:33 PM »
Clones hit game winning FG, but are called for illegal formation with only 6 on the line and back up 5 yards.  Second attempt doinks off the upright in south endzone.

Cats 23
Clones 21

Difference is a first quarter safety when clones punter steps on end line trying to rugby kick from own end zone.


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I vote for this!

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2019, 06:50:47 PM »
The doink put me over
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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2019, 07:05:47 PM »
Tom got it

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2019, 08:49:57 PM »
YAY FOOTBALL

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2019, 08:49:18 AM »
tre walker scoring a touchdown in this one would def be something unexpected.

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2019, 08:53:29 AM »
Iowa State is punting in a tie game with about 2 minutes left.  The punter slips before he punts and ends up kicking it straight into the OL.  K-State milks the clock and kicks the winning FG.

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2019, 09:28:31 AM »
tre walker scoring a touchdown in this one would def be something unexpected.

Thank you for catching my error, I have updated my original play by play

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2019, 09:38:28 AM »
Tre Walker finds out that he has some eligibility left and comes back and plays for the cats in one final game.
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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2019, 04:55:04 PM »
Iowa State driving down the field effortlessly for the winning FG/TD, when Campbell needlessly and to the despair of Clone fans everywhere calls a trick play that goes the other way for six.

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2019, 10:49:53 PM »
with me having frozen butt cheeks
YAY FOOTBALL

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2019, 10:56:02 PM »
As it turned out it came down to total fourth quarter domination against the nation's best fourth quarter team. Kind of ironic but fell rather short of the Clones' usual later losing creativity.

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2019, 03:09:35 AM »
even top 25 edition of isu sucks total ass and mumped it up

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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2019, 07:35:49 AM »
Just not being very good was not what I expected here


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Re: What absurd/improbable/wacky way will we beat ISU in 2019?
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2019, 09:58:22 AM »
Just not being very good was not what I expected here


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