Author Topic: Cortisone (Read 2193 times)

Purple Derpathy · « **on:** October 22, 2022, 10:45:35 PM »

How much can we inject I Howard's arm or Martinez's hip?

Katpappy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2022, 11:07:09 PM »

Just inject them with novocaine just before the game. I'm guessing that's what they did with Grant Georgy, as he talked about how much pain he was in during the week leading up to the game. He was grateful for the shots so he could play even thou he knew he would be feeling it the next day.

ben ji · « **Reply #2 on:** October 23, 2022, 09:22:18 AM »

Cortisone? If we are serious about winning games we need to give our athletes a finely tuned sensible injection of all the latest Roids/HGH etc tailored to their specific needs. If cortisone is in there fine but I'll let the "Doctors" determine what the correct dose is for each player.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #3 on:** October 23, 2022, 10:29:17 AM »

Bee and/or snake venom.

ben ji · « **Reply #4 on:** October 23, 2022, 11:16:03 AM »

Quote from: XocolateThundarr on October 23, 2022, 10:29:17 AM

Bee and/or snake venom.

That's for the offseason

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #5 on:** October 24, 2022, 08:43:48 AM »

Any status on the injuries? Any idea who is in or out for OSU?

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** October 24, 2022, 08:54:09 AM »

I vote we rest them all up during the next two and go in fresh from there.

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wetwillie · « **Reply #7 on:** October 24, 2022, 09:27:27 AM »

No way dude 6-6 thru 8-4 are effectively the same season. Go for broke and try to get to Arlington. OSU and UT arent as good as TCU and we get them both at home.

bunter · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2022, 07:18:50 PM »

Cortisone
It gives us those nice strong shoulders
It gives us the knees of young ones
Makes you think the conference is ours to take, oh yeah
I got a Big 12 vision
I love to go to Arlington
So coach, just gimme that cortisone hey hey

Spracne · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2022, 07:30:27 PM »

As the biggest _______ fan on this blog, I'm the only one who will understand this.

CHONGS · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2022, 08:03:32 PM »

Cortisone

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2022, 08:53:47 PM »

drugs

Institutional Control · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2022, 10:11:15 PM »

I’ve always preferred Stromboli over cortisone.

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steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** October 26, 2022, 10:19:27 PM »

Quote from: Institutional Control on October 26, 2022, 10:11:15 PM

I’ve always preferred Stromboli over cortisone.

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holy crap, remember when we all got hornt for strombol'!? let's do that again soon.

DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 27, 2022, 08:42:24 AM »

I have a gaping hole in my right shoulder from this stuff. Do not recommend.

mocat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 27, 2022, 03:24:39 PM »

when there's a gaping hole in your right shoul(der)
that's cortisone

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** October 27, 2022, 03:29:46 PM »

Quote from: DreamWeaver69 on October 27, 2022, 08:42:24 AM

I have a gaping hole in my right shoulder from this stuff. Do not recommend.

That's from not enough vitamin C, not too much

DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 27, 2022, 03:30:32 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 27, 2022, 03:24:39 PM

when there's a gaping hole in your right shoul(der)
that's cortisone

I literally took shots for it when I played baseball and my skin ate itself and created a crater in the spot, jerk. It was some Varsity Blues type crap.

bunter · « **Reply #18 on:** October 27, 2022, 04:03:35 PM »

As we took shots, we acknowledged
All the chances, our'd body reject it
And as our lives change, come whatever
We thought that we'd be athletes forever

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2022, 04:23:08 PM »

this is bunter's thread now

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #20 on:** October 27, 2022, 10:13:59 PM »

Mama don't take my cortisone,
Mama don't take my cortisone,
Mama don't take my cortisone awayayayaya

ELL3 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2022, 09:50:36 PM »

Worked for Travis Ochs the morning of 1998 Nebraska, thus it can work in 2022