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Cold Sore
« on: November 03, 2019, 06:47:23 PM »
Got my first one this weekend. Have to go into work tomorrow and do stuff all day/talk to people, etc.


Should I kill myself now? Wait until lunch tomorrow? Just quit my job and live life in the shadows, drifting from town to town?


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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2019, 06:49:38 PM »
Grats on the herpes
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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2019, 06:58:20 PM »
Yeah. I'm gross. I'm a horrible, gross monster person.

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2019, 07:01:19 PM »
I didn't even know these were really a thing. Is there some sort of sanatorium I'm supposed to check into? How many ointments, from 50 to 100, should I be applying a day?

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2019, 07:06:16 PM »
Just tell everyone you kissed Les Miles and make a joke out of it.  Have you seen that guys shanker? 
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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2019, 07:09:22 PM »
When I talk to clients and co-workers tomorrow, should I point it out immediately, thus getting ahead of the story so to speak? Should I hold a finger to my lip at all time, sort of appearing deep in thought but also incredibly weird? Should I put a band aid over it and say my girlfriend hits me?

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2019, 07:09:59 PM »
On a scale of 9 to 10, how gross will it still look in a week?

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2019, 07:28:23 PM »
isn't benja hot? i thought hot people didn't get these sorts of afflictions.

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2019, 07:34:43 PM »
Idea: wear a dust mask and say it's for flu season
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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2019, 07:44:48 PM »
That’s a good one


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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2019, 09:06:12 PM »
isn't benja hot? i thought hot people didn't get these sorts of afflictions.

I thought we eradicated this along with hookworm and diarrhea-death back in old timey times!

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2019, 09:09:32 PM »
And I'm not hot. Last time I checked hot people don't gross people out everywhere they go.

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2019, 09:14:47 PM »
Idea: wear a dust mask and say it's for flu season

Ok. People kinda hate those mask people and it may have a slightly detrimental effect on communication but I guess it beats open sores. Who needs to see my facial expressions anyways.

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2019, 10:44:31 PM »
Just call in sick.

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2019, 10:57:42 PM »
Just call in sick.

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2019, 08:59:49 AM »
Has anyone ever had a Bunyun on their foot? Asking for a friend.... :Ugh:
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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2019, 07:30:05 PM »
Has anyone ever had a Bunyun on their foot? Asking for a friend.... :Ugh:

Rename to admit your gross ailment thread?

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2019, 07:38:31 PM »
 
Just get a q  tip douse in some good old rubbing alcohol man uptake the pain dry up in day or two.
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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2019, 07:48:42 PM »
By the way; if you ever have a cold sore, you are supposed to apply this thing called Abreva approx every 3 minutes for a month or something, and it's the only thing that works and the only thing on the market that really is supposed to work at all, which is weird since it's for cold sores and people get them and maybe have more things out there (business idea?), but the cool part is that it takes like forever (couple minutes) to rub in and if you don't get it all rubbed in they made it bright white so it will like show up on your mustache and lips and stuff and its like hey look at my gross face and also this white crap in my facial hair. So if I go into work tomorrow I will have to go into the restroom to apply it in front of a mirror like a weirdo, and if anyone walks in it's like hey how its going just rubbing white crud on my gross face don't mind me, how are you.

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2019, 07:49:41 PM »
Also if anyone ever gets a cold sore I'm basically an expert now

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2019, 09:08:10 PM »
Can you lop it off with like a spatula?


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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2019, 09:43:38 PM »
What exactly is a bunyun? I have this crustry knub on the inside of my foot. Is that it?

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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2019, 10:11:33 PM »
This is the most disgusting thread I can remember in some time :barf:
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Re: Cold Sore
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2019, 10:51:28 PM »
Please be self-deprecating if you are admitting your gross condition. This is nothing to be proud of, or flippant. You're rough ridin' gross.