Oh man, great thread, friend.
I haven't had a solid 5 hour sleep in one night. Working from home while your wife is on paternity leave with the lil one feels like you're working in your own casket.
I got this ab ball for my birthday, but god had other plans for it. It's the only thing that puts Breck to sleep. We just bounce away on that bad boy at night.
My number one reservation about having kids was changing diapers and I got over that really quickly.
Our house has been revolving door of people. I knew women love babies, but it's the older women who are like almost upset that their kids are grown up now, that always want to be around him. Gets kinda annoying, but if they wanna hold him, go for it. Just wish I had them at 3:13 AM.
Sometimes I fake sleeping at night so Mrs wacky will take an extra turn to calm the crying baby. I know it's a shitty thing to do, but she's off till December and I need the sleep to work.