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ChULA 2019
« on: September 19, 2019, 05:12:16 PM »
CHingon's Ultimate Listing of Accomplishment

We need a system that works. A system that strips away the name of the front of jersey and pre-season hype and just looks at what has actually been accomplished on the field of play. 

Thus enter ChULA, a beautifully simple way to list teams in an objective order based on accomplishments:






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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2019, 05:21:34 PM »
I consider myself to be something of Poll/ranking system connoisseur and this by far the best one that I have ever seen in my entire life. Hats off to the team that put it together.

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2019, 05:34:00 PM »
I’ve always said this system is the best out there hands down.
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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2019, 06:01:10 PM »
Would be a great playoff

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2019, 11:56:37 PM »
This is the first one of these computer polls that I have ever seen that truly passes the eyeball test. The College football playoffs should just use this objective system and nothing else.

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2019, 09:45:23 AM »
lot of blue bloods in the top 10, also temple

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2019, 09:53:55 AM »
How much money does this supercomputer say to put on Wisconsin this weekend?

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2019, 10:17:42 AM »
How much money does this supercomputer say to put on Wisconsin this weekend?

All of it.

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2019, 01:51:10 PM »
That's a perfect system.

Get that SOB trademarked

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2019, 09:07:14 PM »
Its very early, but lets predict some scores:



Go Hawks GO!

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2019, 09:10:41 PM »
BTW I have a really good source of data this year, so if anyone has something they want analyzed/visualized/etc let me know!  I even have player stats!

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2019, 09:14:51 PM »
Squawk  :frown:

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2019, 09:54:53 PM »
BTW I have a really good source of data this year, so if anyone has something they want analyzed/visualized/etc let me know!  I even have player stats!

Can you share the source? DM if needed. Would love to automate stats calculations for the FF league I wrote.
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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2019, 08:23:49 PM »
Week 4


I decided to show pace again (adjP).

Cats holding strong at 5 (oops)!  :ksu: :ksu: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob:

Here's the Big 12 ranking:
« Last Edit: September 22, 2019, 08:57:26 PM by Chingon »

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2019, 08:31:37 PM »
Better file the patent for uber for college football prediction models. This is the most accurate ranking system I have ever seen.
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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2019, 08:42:12 PM »
What about next week?




Cats have 77% chance of winning (-327).  :Woot:

And for you degenerates out there:


I think the totals might be high, but this early in the year its going to be pretty chaotic.


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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2019, 08:47:59 PM »
If we score 52 in Stillwater on Saturday I might have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours.
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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2019, 08:50:18 PM »
If we score 52 in Stillwater on Saturday I might have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours.
Me too, me too.

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2019, 12:29:17 PM »
I don’t understand how we even have a BCS when CHULA is available
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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2019, 09:54:48 AM »
WEEK 5



The 'Cats take a bit of a tumble :frown:, but still listed! It's the Big Ten / SEC Show at the top of the listings, with only Clemson and OU as outsiders in the top ten. 


Big 12:

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2019, 10:32:55 AM »
Very nervous for the Baylor at KSU CHULA predicto.
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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2019, 11:59:43 AM »
Breakdown on the matchup for the Cats this week:



Some score predictos (we saw how well they went last week :lol:). Here v spread/total are the lines from Vegas.  UA is an Upset Alert!! The "fun" column is an indicator of what games to watch (on a scale from 0-10).
 


 :ksu: :ksu: :ksu:

but we are officially on Upset Alert!!! 


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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2019, 01:26:40 PM »
I always felt like being on upset alert meant that the higher ranked team was being picked/or could be upset, hence the need for the alert.

in this situation, as the lower ranked tram, the last thing I would want to do is alert baylor as to our plan to upset them


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2019, 09:38:37 PM »
WELL I MADE A SMALL GOOF!

I was curious about the high scores I seemed to getting and, lo and behold I found a bug in my stuff!  Rather than go back in time and adjust things, I will simply repost the correct Week 5 stuff (you will be able to see what the listing would have been for Week 4 too if you look at the movement)



So bad news first, KSU was not #5 last week, but actually #9 :frown:.  Good news is that we didn't fall as much...only to #15!

Big 12:


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Re: ChULA 2019
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2019, 09:47:35 PM »
Revised matchup:




Cats are OFF Upset Alert!!

NOT expecting a shootout in Gainsville this weekend.



« Last Edit: October 03, 2019, 10:12:26 PM by Chingon »