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Which summer beverage slaps the most?

White Claw
2 (20%)
Truly
8 (80%)

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2019, 01:38:34 PM »
honest question: how did we, the greatest assembled group of minds on the internet, not think of canning vodka sodas and making a billion dollars for fattyfund? we must get our crap together guys.

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2019, 01:44:04 PM »
truly lime is the best I've had of any of these things. and it is very good guys.
Yeah that's the stuff.

honest question: how did we, the greatest assembled group of minds on the internet, not think of canning vodka sodas and making a billion dollars for fattyfund? we must get our crap together guys.
fire up the inventions thread or whatever we just say "uber for [mild annoyance]" -- let's get these minds churning


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Re: The great debate
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2019, 01:47:37 PM »
I'm assuming someone has already begun their march towards $1b with THC seltzer in various fruit flavors?

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2019, 01:48:10 PM »
idea: uber for truly limes

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2019, 01:49:17 PM »
:lol: those workers are proto claw heads

i have a 12 pack of something called PRESS seltzer that i am going to get ripped on friday before hitting the ville and finding some pelts


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Re: The great debate
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2019, 01:50:52 PM »
honest question: how did we, the greatest assembled group of minds on the internet, not think of canning vodka sodas and making a billion dollars for fattyfund? we must get our crap together guys.

We don't even have the FattyFest schedule up or anything telling people how to attend, and that's in 23 days.

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2019, 01:52:52 PM »
idea: uber for planning fattyfest

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2019, 02:21:29 PM »
Hard seltzer is obviously a bubble.

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2019, 06:18:44 PM »
Hard seltzer is obviously a bubble.

Tulip sized too.

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2019, 11:43:59 AM »
What about hard milk? It’s creamy, delicious, great source of protein, good for your bones, and can now get you super sloshed. I’m thinking of calling it Cowcohol. Still working on the name. Put it in your smoothie or protein shake, make ice cream with it, or put in in your cereal. Cheerios more like Beerios with hard milk.

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Re: The great debate
« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2019, 12:15:28 PM »
Booze food. Nachos that get you blackout drunk instead of getting blackout drunk and then eating nachos.


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Re: The great debate
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2019, 12:16:19 PM »
Vitamins with hooch in them. Centrum Black for when you need all your vitamins and minerals and to get drunk as crap.


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Re: The great debate
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2019, 12:26:16 PM »
Seems like you just want booze edibles
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Re: The great debate
« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2019, 01:22:22 PM »
What about hard milk? It’s creamy, delicious, great source of protein, good for your bones, and can now get you super sloshed. I’m thinking of calling it Cowcohol. Still working on the name. Put it in your smoothie or protein shake, make ice cream with it, or put in in your cereal. Cheerios more like Beerios with hard milk.

 it's called a white russian  :drool:


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Re: The great debate
« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2019, 01:26:01 PM »
Edibles with liquor in them. For when you want to get high but also drunk as crap.


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Re: The great debate
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2019, 05:26:41 PM »
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Re: The great debate
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2019, 11:00:19 PM »
Well based on everything I can find, I'm the only person who likes Sparkli's. But you guys, I REALLY like them.