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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2425 on: June 20, 2023, 06:10:36 PM »
At least if you were on the surface, you'd have some hope. If you're sitting at the bottom, you know that's how you're going to die.

Yeah, I'm going full-on orgy in this case. Any port in a storm ...

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2426 on: June 20, 2023, 07:14:18 PM »
What do you guys think they are doing with their final hours, trapped in a steel cage below the sea?

taking turns passing the controller on Halo single player campaign from the looks of it

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« Reply #2427 on: June 20, 2023, 10:50:17 PM »
I doubt those guys went through too much emotional trauma bc I don't think any of them actually believed they were going to die. I feel this way because the ultra wealthy tend to be narcissistic ego maniacs who are too important to die, and also they believe there would be every possible resource tirelessly dedicated to saving them round the clock. So they were probably just sitting around kind of annoyed at why the rescue was taking so long and smelling each other's farts.

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« Reply #2428 on: June 20, 2023, 11:31:26 PM »
I think it was probably hull failure. If you read about what went into james Cameron's challenger deep submersible, and then read about this Kroger brand ass length of titanium pipe, it's a pretty remarkable contrast

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« Reply #2429 on: June 20, 2023, 11:31:30 PM »
I'm no sub expert but I've seen Hunt for Red October a shitload of times so I'm pretty certain there was a hull failure and they died instantly.  That thing isn't just sitting there intact on the ocean floor 12000 feet down or whatever.
I’m 100% here. They’re long gone imo

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2430 on: June 21, 2023, 06:06:26 PM »
I doubt those guys went through too much emotional trauma bc I don't think any of them actually believed they were going to die. I feel this way because the ultra wealthy tend to be narcissistic ego maniacs who are too important to die.

you say some really stupid crap at times.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2431 on: June 21, 2023, 07:47:35 PM »
I doubt those guys went through too much emotional trauma bc I don't think any of them actually believed they were going to die. I feel this way because the ultra wealthy tend to be narcissistic ego maniacs who are too important to die.

you say some really stupid crap at times.

Billionaires are sociopaths. When they take an MRI of a billionaires brain do you know what it looks most similar to? If your guessed serial killers, you would be correct. But by all means, let’s shed several tears for these guys you good little bootlicking proletariat jfc

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2432 on: June 21, 2023, 07:55:35 PM »
jamie dimon not tho

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2434 on: June 21, 2023, 08:46:39 PM »
zuck would absolutely rough ridin' maul musk's old ass. body bag in 8 seconds.

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2435 on: June 21, 2023, 09:03:39 PM »
zuck would absolutely rough ridin' maul musk's old ass. body bag in 8 seconds.

I'd put some money on zuck
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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2436 on: June 21, 2023, 09:29:23 PM »
Bezos vs Zuck would be a good match
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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2437 on: June 21, 2023, 10:08:28 PM »
Bezos vs Zuck would be a good match
Hmmmmmm, I’d still take Zuck, but my heart would be with Bez.

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2438 on: June 21, 2023, 10:12:41 PM »
Bezos vs Zuck would be a good match
Hmmmmmm, I’d still take Zuck, but my heart would be with Bez.

Why are we leaving Bill Gates out of this? He killed the CEO of Sony in a Red Robin. Dude's from the streets.
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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2439 on: June 21, 2023, 10:37:13 PM »
Zuck would wipe the floor with Musk. It won't happen. Maybe they can agree to take a submersible to the bottom of the ocean to # out their differences.

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2440 on: June 22, 2023, 09:13:17 AM »
I think Bill Gates may not be in his top fighting form any more, but maybe he has some hidden power that is not evident to the naked eye

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2441 on: June 22, 2023, 04:08:25 PM »
i think i'd probably take the other side of that bet.  zuckerberg is obviously in much better shape and apparently fights as a hobby, but musk probably has like 70-80 lbs on him or so?  that makes up for a lot.
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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2442 on: June 22, 2023, 04:49:22 PM »
The seats on that thing were sold for $250K/ea.  :eek:

Sure, but I'll bet one of the passengers was a poor Irish guy who won his ticket in a game of poker.

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2443 on: June 23, 2023, 12:27:08 PM »
lmao


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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2444 on: June 23, 2023, 07:38:05 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2445 on: June 23, 2023, 09:10:43 PM »
Dumbfuck someone who makes me uncomfortable
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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2446 on: June 26, 2023, 10:05:55 AM »
lmao



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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2448 on: June 27, 2023, 09:08:37 AM »
huh, did not in my wildest dreams see elon backing out

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Re: Master Political Social Media Thread
« Reply #2449 on: June 27, 2023, 09:59:20 AM »
https://twitter.com/mollieschmollie/status/1673366959239446532
It’s like he has a team of writers to come up with the greatest self owning scenario.