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Is he crucial to the success of our dudes and cats on and off the field? Or is she just a distraction? He’s been hanging around the the Student Union a lot lately and seeing her there makes me really uncomfortable, especially when I see him trying to tell our receivers to slow up before finishing routes. Why did we hire him if she’s just gonna give bad advice to our up and coming graduates? I honestly heard him tell one of our boys that her soup usually tastes like fabric softener and she stressed that this is normal and fine. Seriously, the Hollywood star said it right there next to ahearn, he practically yelled it at one of our poor innocent lads.

I will go ahead and put in my vote to the council on Eden that he is not crucial to the success of our football team. She honestly eats rough ridin' fish sticks with canned pralines. This cannot continue.


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Is he crucial to the success of our dudes and cats on and off the field? Or is she just a distraction? He’s been hanging around the the Student Union a lot lately and seeing her there makes me really uncomfortable, especially when I see him trying to tell our receivers to slow up before finishing routes. Why did we hire him if she’s just gonna give bad advice to our up and coming graduates? I honestly heard him tell one of our boys that her soup usually tastes like fabric softener and she stressed that this is normal and fine. Seriously, the Hollywood star said it right there next to ahearn, he practically yelled it at one of our poor innocent lads.

I will go ahead and put in my vote to the council on Eden that he is not crucial to the success of our football team. She honestly eats rough ridin' fish sticks with canned pralines. This cannot continue.
I might still be drunk but I definitely want more of this.

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Pro Kate Hudson here
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frankly having him around is the only move i like by CK

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Can’t hurt.




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Only if Kate Hudson goes to each individual player and makes them feel better than before she came.

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Only in the sense that small boobs promise a great AZZ and awesome thighs forever: and generally better face.  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.  Having been a coach since 1972, AAU ET AL, I know whereof I SPEAK. SEXIST, YOU BET YOUR Azz.
GOD PUT ME ON EARTH TO ENJOY WOMEN.
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catbacker 73 came here to coach football and enjoy women, and he's all out of footballs.

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Spending 60 years focused on watching tapes of young men in tight pants has me wondering if '73 maybe doesn't enjoy ladies as much as he claims
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Spending 60 years focused on watching tapes of young men in tight pants has me wondering if '73 maybe doesn't enjoy ladies as much as he claims

only if they go to each individual player and makes them feel better than before they came.