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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1400 on: October 08, 2023, 06:33:52 PM »
This team isn't better than 2014 or 2016.

I wasn't making the argument that they are, probably going to end up around the same as both of those teams, 8-4ish. Which makes the meltdown that some people are having, really confusing to me.

I think you might be the only one that still thinks this team can win 8 games.

Everyone thinks this team CAN win go 5-2 with the schedule we have left. If you, or anyone else, doesn't think we can win 8 that means you have doubts about 6 and I'll take that bet right now, name your terms.

I honestly have no idea what any of this means.  I think Houston at home and Baylor at home are pretty much automatic W's to get to 5 total wins.  Don't see us winning any of the remaining road games.  If you win the remaining home games then you get to 7, split and you get 6.  To get to 8 would mean running the table at home and winning a road game against 3 teams that appear to be orders of magnitude better than OSU.

I'm not sure what you're taking exception to, I said 8-4ish, that's exactly what you just described.

Did you list Baylor at home as an automatic win but not Iowa State because you realized that going 2 and 2 in those other games, 3 of wick are also against other mid teams, would give us 8 wins?

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1401 on: October 08, 2023, 07:27:59 PM »
I would handicap the remaining games from most likely to win to least likely to win below.   I think 7 is the most likely outcome, with 4 home wins being slightly more probable than 3 home wins and a road win.

1. Houston
2. Baylor
3. TCU
4. ISU
5. TTU
6. KU
7. UT
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1402 on: October 08, 2023, 07:29:05 PM »
I would handicap the remaining games from most likely to win to least likely to win below.   I think 7 is the most likely outcome, with 4 home wins being slightly more probable than 3 home wins and a road win.

1. Houston
2. Baylor
3. TCU
4. ISU
5. TTU
6. KU
7. UT

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1403 on: October 08, 2023, 08:35:15 PM »
at this point, i’m starting to think that coach snyder is telling opposing coaches our playbook in an effort to get klieman fired so that snyder could come back for one more shot at a natty

i’d love for anyone here to provide a more plausible explanation for what has transpired this season

Clams just out here showing where all the bodies are buried. Like yeah, of course, obviously there is not a single person alive on this planet who doesn’t realize there is a saboteur in the ranks. There is absolutely treachery afoot but you don’t need to go broadcasting it to the whole dang world!
there’s nothing a parent won’t do for their child.
have you thought that perhaps snyder’s other motivation may be a conspiratorial effort to bolster his son’s new program , the kansas hawks?

we don’t want the recruits knowing this information- but what’s clear to me is that word made it to dylan edwards’ family which drove his decommitment, how many others know?

i’m guessing that bill has a burner phone and a host of fake profiles on all the socials that he’s using to spread his information.  he was always suspiciously close to holly row, there’s no telling what she has been exposed to.

he’s squeezing klieman with the death grip of a python.  unbelievable.


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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1404 on: October 08, 2023, 09:51:16 PM »
at this point, i’m starting to think that coach snyder is telling opposing coaches our playbook in an effort to get klieman fired so that snyder could come back for one more shot at a natty

i’d love for anyone here to provide a more plausible explanation for what has transpired this season

Clams just out here showing where all the bodies are buried. Like yeah, of course, obviously there is not a single person alive on this planet who doesn’t realize there is a saboteur in the ranks. There is absolutely treachery afoot but you don’t need to go broadcasting it to the whole dang world!
there’s nothing a parent won’t do for their child.
have you thought that perhaps snyder’s other motivation may be a conspiratorial effort to bolster his son’s new program , the kansas hawks?

we don’t want the recruits knowing this information- but what’s clear to me is that word made it to dylan edwards’ family which drove his decommitment, how many others know?

i’m guessing that bill has a burner phone and a host of fake profiles on all the socials that he’s using to spread his information.  he was always suspiciously close to holly row, there’s no telling what she has been exposed to.

he’s squeezing klieman with the death grip of a python.  unbelievable.

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1405 on: October 09, 2023, 08:18:02 AM »
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1406 on: October 09, 2023, 09:27:46 AM »
at this point, i’m starting to think that coach snyder is telling opposing coaches our playbook in an effort to get klieman fired so that snyder could come back for one more shot at a natty

i’d love for anyone here to provide a more plausible explanation for what has transpired this season

Clams just out here showing where all the bodies are buried. Like yeah, of course, obviously there is not a single person alive on this planet who doesn’t realize there is a saboteur in the ranks. There is absolutely treachery afoot but you don’t need to go broadcasting it to the whole dang world!
there’s nothing a parent won’t do for their child.
have you thought that perhaps snyder’s other motivation may be a conspiratorial effort to bolster his son’s new program , the kansas hawks?

we don’t want the recruits knowing this information- but what’s clear to me is that word made it to dylan edwards’ family which drove his decommitment, how many others know?

i’m guessing that bill has a burner phone and a host of fake profiles on all the socials that he’s using to spread his information.  he was always suspiciously close to holly row, there’s no telling what she has been exposed to.

he’s squeezing klieman with the death grip of a python.  unbelievable.

Ok clams let’s just drop the charade…you are a hacker and you are the one who traced the IP address to triangulate LHCBS’s secret livejournal where he’s documenting all of his various plots and schemes to undermine coach hamface. I would ask that you not disclose the url at this time, but I guess the bigger question is:
What should be done? Do we let coach Snyder have his way? And if so would it be better to preemptively CAN CHRIS or do we let Snyder completely implode The Program before bringing him back to fix it? I’m coming at this from the perspective of what’s is best for ksucatsu football

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1407 on: October 09, 2023, 09:36:55 AM »
I would handicap the remaining games from most likely to win to least likely to win below.   I think 7 is the most likely outcome, with 4 home wins being slightly more probable than 3 home wins and a road win.

1. Houston
2. Baylor
3. TCU
4. ISU
5. TTU
6. KU
7. UT

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Not gE I would pretty much rank it that way too. ku has the best shot to finally get a win, at home, they will throw everything at us, and I don't blame them.
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1408 on: October 09, 2023, 10:07:21 AM »
This team isn't better than 2014 or 2016.

I wasn't making the argument that they are, probably going to end up around the same as both of those teams, 8-4ish. Which makes the meltdown that some people are having, really confusing to me.

I think you might be the only one that still thinks this team can win 8 games.

Everyone thinks this team CAN win go 5-2 with the schedule we have left. If you, or anyone else, doesn't think we can win 8 that means you have doubts about 6 and I'll take that bet right now, name your terms.

If the team continues on the current trajectory, I have doubts about 6 wins.
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1409 on: October 09, 2023, 11:17:20 AM »
Line on the TTU game is a lot closer than I thought it would be. I will wait for snowbrag to come out before thinking more about it.
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1410 on: October 09, 2023, 11:26:07 AM »
Line on the TTU game is a lot closer than I thought it would be. I will wait for snowbrag to come out before thinking more about it.
What did you think it would be

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1411 on: October 09, 2023, 11:33:25 AM »
Line on the TTU game is a lot closer than I thought it would be. I will wait for snowbrag to come out before thinking more about it.
What did you think it would be

Closer to +7, last I looked it was +1 but it may have moved more since then.
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1412 on: October 09, 2023, 11:35:01 AM »
our offense has a few pretty tough problems to solve for itself.  Will can't create in the pocket.  Our OL is not good at pass blocking.  Our WRs can't really create separation. 

Fixing any one of those issues goes a long way, but I don't know how fixable that stuff is.


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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1413 on: October 09, 2023, 12:35:50 PM »
Line on the TTU game is a lot closer than I thought it would be. I will wait for snowbrag to come out before thinking more about it.
What did you think it would be

Closer to +7, last I looked it was +1 but it may have moved more since then.


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« Reply #1414 on: October 09, 2023, 12:44:11 PM »
Snowbrag has us as 2 point favorites, I won't quit my day job to become a handicapper.  @bananaeater I assume you are staying away from cats to cover on this one?
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1415 on: October 09, 2023, 12:48:19 PM »
Snowbrag has us as 2 point favorites, I won't quit my day job to become a handicapper.  @bananaeater I assume you are staying away from cats to cover on this one?

I bet TTU moneyline.  Cats struggling, night game in Lubbock.....
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1416 on: October 09, 2023, 02:06:04 PM »
We're going to get throttled unless our receivers magically start getting open

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1417 on: October 09, 2023, 02:52:42 PM »
We're going to get throttled unless our receivers magically start getting open

We have had mostly crappy forever.  We make up for it my spaghetti'ing our QB's domes.  Why should we change now?

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« Reply #1418 on: October 09, 2023, 03:44:26 PM »
I would handicap the remaining games from most likely to win to least likely to win below.   I think 7 is the most likely outcome, with 4 home wins being slightly more probable than 3 home wins and a road win.

1. Houston
2. Baylor
3. TCU
4. ISU
5. TTU
6. KU
7. UT

Agree.

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1419 on: October 09, 2023, 07:10:16 PM »
Snowbrag has us as 2 point favorites, I won't quit my day job to become a handicapper.  @bananaeater I assume you are staying away from cats to cover on this one?

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1420 on: October 10, 2023, 07:50:21 AM »
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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1421 on: October 14, 2023, 08:15:22 PM »
I don’t feel great about having this guy as our head coach

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1422 on: October 14, 2023, 08:18:31 PM »
He has to let Klanderman go or he should go too

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1423 on: October 14, 2023, 08:22:50 PM »
The problems go beyond that

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Re: Fire Chris Klieman
« Reply #1424 on: October 14, 2023, 09:29:24 PM »
The D is uncharacteristically bad, but I don’t see a ton of other faults. Credit to CKx2 knowing we needed Avery to win that game.