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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2019, 09:49:08 AM »
A place that angry people can go into an office like setting and rage out throwing papers and breaking printers and stuff. 

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« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2019, 09:55:55 AM »
At the airport terminal gate, as an alternative to waiting in line with the hoi polloi on the jet bridge, provide a separate door with stairs leading down to the ground and then another set of red carpeted stairs leading up to the door of the plane.

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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2019, 10:17:03 AM »
Like a dog park but for people. People park. No animals allowed.

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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2019, 12:05:01 PM »
All of these thing already posted, but for Uber

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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2019, 12:11:57 PM »
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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2019, 12:21:41 PM »
Airport security, but where you can leave your laptop in your bag.

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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2019, 01:00:19 PM »
Airport security, but where you can leave your laptop in your bag.
Already invented, sorry
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« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2019, 01:04:25 PM »
You’re back at the airport. But you were a coward and didn’t try to get drugs through security. Now there is a solution. A guy who has actual balls and brings tons of blow in. He has a ticket but doesn’t even use it. Just comes in first thing in the morning and traps all day then heads home. Could charge 3x the going rate outside of security.


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« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2019, 01:09:50 PM »
dear God you just said “traps” :lol:


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« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2019, 08:39:04 PM »
https://www.dallaspartybike.com/

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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2019, 08:46:56 PM »
21 years too late...

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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2019, 09:48:21 PM »
Door dash but for fine cigars.  Would be based on the Insomnia Cookies model

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« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2019, 11:44:12 AM »
reverse microwave

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« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2019, 03:50:17 PM »
A place that angry people can go into an office like setting and rage out throwing papers and breaking printers and stuff.

Rage rooms are definitely a thing now

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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2019, 03:59:14 PM »
an app where when you're talking on the phone you can set it to like "christopher walken" and then whatever you say will sound on the other end like christopher walken is saying it but it will also automatically do his cadence and also a reasonably good impression of him so you don't have to change your voice in any way. probably lots of really great voices/cadences this could be done with, morgan freeman, al pacino the list goes on

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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2019, 04:11:23 PM »
A fanny pack for animals, mainly dogs.  If you go to a dog park or just walk the dog you could carry treats or a poop bag in there.  People would try and out fanny pack the other dog owners. :driving:
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Re: Billion Dollar Business Ideas
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2019, 07:21:27 PM »
A fanny pack for animals, mainly dogs.  If you go to a dog park or just walk the dog you could carry treats or a poop bag in there.  People would try and out fanny pack the other dog owners. :driving:
Little late on that one.

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