Heat Wave Truth: God Punishing the Confederacy?

[Pete]

 If you analyze the heat wave patterns (As I and many of my colleagues have) you’ll see that the entire Confederacy is being scalded by the fires of hell (metaphorically?). 

The og part of the good book tells us that God made the heavens and the earth,  and that God punishes. Ipso-facto the Confederacy is being punished by god. go cats 

[Dugout DickStone]

he is a great and vengeful god pete.  you have accurately described it

[sonofdaxjones]

Is having hot weather in July a new thing?

I won’t post a picture of my car outside temp like derps do, but my car said 100 in the OP a day or two ago. Is OP being punished as well.

I see 97 for 7/4 forecast

[BIG APPLE CAT]

After giving careful consideration to Pete’s point and Dax’s counterpoint, I think Pete makes the more compelling argument.

[sonofdaxjones]

After giving careful consideration to Pete’s point and Dax’s counterpoint, I think Pete makes the more compelling argument.

Derp gonna derp