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Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« on: April 25, 2019, 12:54:36 PM »
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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2019, 12:55:16 PM »
Here is my current ranking.

1. Beto - The only true Gen X presidential candidate there will ever be.
2. Tulsi - The only MAGA Dem human being there will ever be.
3. Klobuchar - Bitchy in a good way. And also bitchy in a bad way.
4. Kamala - Incredible combo of being extremely polished and "will cut you" scary.
5. Biden - Humorously boring and lame campaign for an over the hill candidate.
T6. Everyone I have no strong opinions about.
17. Pete - Hasn't spoken a new language in a while. Looking like a flash in the pan.
18. Hickenlooper - Really can't get past that Deep Throat thing.
19. Marianne Williamson - I'm guesing I'd HATE her books.
20. Bernie - You're not special. Just go away.

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2019, 01:01:27 PM »
1. beto.
2. abrams

large space

t3. booker/castro
t5. meh
15. buttigieg
16. warren
t17. williamson/messam
19. sanders
20. tulsi

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2019, 01:01:33 PM »
I know nothing about Klob. Is she the mean one? If so I’d vote for her above most of these chuds.


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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2019, 01:04:08 PM »
I know nothing about Klob. Is she the mean one? If so I’d vote for her above most of these chuds.


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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2019, 01:06:11 PM »
1. Biden dream neo-lib ticket, suckling a nuke but Medicare for all possibly something we can start a conversation on only?
2. Pete Dave Matthews Band bass solo in Portuguese. Dunks a basketball on 9’ hoop.
——-giant gap——-
3. Beto sort of skateboarding. Standing on a Ford F-150 roof and not in the bed for some reason.
4. Klob rough ridin' owning some intern to hell. Kicks his ass to Satan. eff him tbh.
—-giant gap——
5. People I won’t acknowledge.
6. Bernie/Liz angry twitter people being mad.



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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2019, 01:08:44 PM »
Biden’s going to do dreamy crap like complain about the trump tax cuts but also let me keep them. Also send a tactical verbal nuke up Putin’s ass (not real nuke). Also tell alt-pub fuckwads he’ll fight the crap out of them.


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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2019, 01:08:58 PM »
I know nothing about Klob. Is she the mean one? If so I’d vote for her above most of these chuds.

She's pretty moderate! Also a former prosecutor, so whatever that says about her.

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2019, 01:10:33 PM »
She wears underwear with the dickholes in them.

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2019, 01:10:36 PM »
Cop. Which is a negative but a positive for me voting for her.


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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2019, 01:13:45 PM »
If Biden keeps launching the verbal nukes, he'll move up in my ranking. I love them!

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Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2019, 01:17:17 PM »
If Biden keeps launching the verbal nukes, he'll move up in my ranking. I love them!

Same, if trump tries to tangle with him he’ll get radiation poisoning on his ass.


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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2019, 01:30:57 PM »
Loved when Joe dunked on Ryan in the VP debate. He's really good. Will be fun in the Pres debates.

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2019, 01:56:28 PM »
i'm coopting SD's list, but i'd have klob higher. 


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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2019, 02:00:51 PM »
Right now for me, it's

1. Pete
2. Harris
3. Beto

Everyone else is someone I either know hardly anything about, has policies I just don't like, or is way too old for me to think they would be competent. I will still vote for whoever comes out of this race against Trump, though.

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2019, 02:49:02 PM »
I think I’m:
Pete
Biden
Klob/Beto

Everyone else probably topped by Harris

Bernie
Pocahontas
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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2019, 03:03:31 PM »
  • Pete - Most adorable
  • Harris - I liked her during the Kavanaugh hearings
  • Castro - I think he's a well thought out spokesman but may get destroyed by Trump in a debate
  • Gillibrand - She's kind of weird but I like that she wasn't afraid to say Bill Clinton was a scumbag
  • Beto - I like him and he was a great anti-Cruz candidate for Senate.  But I have no idea what his plans are for being President.
  • Swalwell - I like how he relentlessly attacks Trump.  Probably couldn't beat Trump though.
  • Warren - I like Warren and if she was younger she'd be higher up my list. I don't think all her "great policies" would have a snowball's chance in hell of getting passed.
  • Booker - I don't know anything really bad about Booker but I don't know anything really good about him either.
  • Ryan - He's a dufus but could probably beat Trump and by winning back the rust belt.
  • Klobuchar - Don't know much about her but it sounds like she's modeling herself after Selina Myer but not funny.
  • Delaney - Hickenlooper - Inslee - Messam - Mouton - Williamson - Never heard of any of them.
  • Biden - Too old but would probably beat Trump's ass.
  • Sanders - Too old and can't beat Trump
  • Yang - Too weird
  • Tulsi - not sure why she's running, I've never heard/read anything good about her

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2019, 03:06:04 PM »
oh, i mumped up my list.  i forgot about yang and added in abrams, so my list should go to 21.  yang can go in as tied with williamson and messem and everyone from then down goes up a number.
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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2019, 03:08:44 PM »
Whoa. The Williamson/Messam tie from sys was already the most WTF thing in this thread. Now Yang is in there, too!

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2019, 03:13:59 PM »
i promise bold opinions, and i must deliver.
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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2019, 03:25:29 PM »
1) Warren - she's smart, charming, folksy, and progressive. what's not to love?
2) Swalwell - East Bay'ers gotta stick together
3) Abrams - trusting sys on this one
4) Beto - see above but he's gotta do something about that hair
5) Bernie - I just want him in the race to keep pushing the conversation left but he's too sloppy when it comes to race relations and of course too old. He deserves credit for making M4A a central issue in this campaign and even the 'pubs in this thread should be grateful for that
6) Harris - total centrist cop but the best centrist cop

????? I really don't know if I've ever heard any of these people speak

18) Pete - as far as I can tell the only thing differentiating him from Trump is he's gay, wore tactical glasses in afghanistan, and is presumably anti-nazi
19) Biden - as far as I can tell the only thing differentiating him from Trump is he is against nazis
20) Yang - The love from 4chan incels is a huge red flag

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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2019, 03:29:04 PM »
Pete being gay being militarized against him is a very lmao thing about this deal


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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2019, 03:30:10 PM »
Oh, thank you for pointing out that he’s gay while listing things you don’t like you weirdo.


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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2019, 03:31:32 PM »
4) Beto - see above but he's gotta do something about that hair

he can look outstanding or super goofy depending on the photo.  i haven't really figured out what it is that makes the difference.

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Re: Your opinions/rankings of the Democratic candidates
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2019, 03:31:47 PM »
He’s gay BUT!


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