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it seems like we've been running roughshod over the big 12 forever even though we've basically only been owning it since the last 10 years.
and even though hoops is a hob sport, when you couple all of the success of football and basketball it kinda seems like we've outgrown our conference membership and should start strongly looking elsewhere.

imagine the feeling of once and for all getting rid of lil hayseed hawk in lawerentucky and moldy gingers from iowa state. 

the big 12 can't handle two programs the size of ours and texas and i think we should flip bowlsby deuces and apply for membership in the ACC.  many of the flagship schools in that conference share our pedigree of excellence.  there's blue bloods which we can safely now consider ourselves one of, and a lot we could offer once we break the b12 anchor we've had around our ankle.

if the acc comes calling, and i'm pretty sure that talks have already begun with them and ADGT, we have to take flight and let our purple wings fly freely.

any reason to stay in b12 other than to continually own these noobs year in and year out?


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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2019, 01:24:20 PM »
The acc is a much better fit "culturally"
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2019, 01:26:05 PM »
I'm just concerned that the state reps are still going to tie KU to us. So if the ACC takes us, we have to drag lil bro with us. Not sure the ACC would be willing to risk that.

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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2019, 01:28:21 PM »
The pac isn't quite as blue bloody but I would listen to their proposal as well.

Sec and big know they would be laughed out of taytay's office so I doubt they even try to woo us.
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2019, 01:28:57 PM »
Heard the ACC had cooled on us lately because of Wade's foot.

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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2019, 01:29:57 PM »
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2019, 01:33:04 PM »
I think we would just find that most of the ACC is just as bad, really. We should work with Texas to just poach the best schools from every conference to form our own brand new athletic and academic powerhouse of a conference.

Kansas State
Texas
Michigan
Ohio State
USC
UCLA
North Carolina
Clemson
Alabama
Kentucky

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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2019, 01:36:37 PM »
Good idea but horrible execution. If we are poaching the best teams then let's just go after the best locations. No one wants to be in Alabama or Kentucky or Ohio and also grab Duke
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2019, 02:14:15 PM »
I think we would just find that most of the ACC is just as bad, really. We should work with Texas to just poach the best schools from every conference to form our own brand new athletic and academic powerhouse of a conference.

Kansas State
Texas
Michigan
Ohio State
USC
UCLA
North Carolina
Duke
Clemson
Alabama
Florida
Kentucky
Notre Dame
FTFY
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2019, 02:18:13 PM »
Gotta agree with Wacks, when Big Rust Belt or the ACC comes a callin, we're probably gonna have to tow little brother along with us.


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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2019, 02:23:58 PM »
I think we would just find that most of the ACC is just as bad, really. We should work with Texas to just poach the best schools from every conference to form our own brand new athletic and academic powerhouse of a conference.

Kansas State
Texas
Michigan
Ohio State
USC
UCLA
North Carolina
Duke
Clemson
Alabama
Florida
Kentucky
Notre Dame
FTFY

Yeah much better. I would add Oregon and Washington in place of Michigan and Ohio state, I don't really see why people find them desirable.
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2019, 02:36:43 PM »
I've heard (A+++ source) that the big 10 has begun preliminary talks with The General and The Meadowlark. Will continue to to monitor.

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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2019, 03:13:59 PM »
I think we would just find that most of the ACC is just as bad, really. We should work with Texas to just poach the best schools from every conference to form our own brand new athletic and academic powerhouse of a conference.

Kansas State
Texas
Michigan
Ohio State
USC
UCLA
North Carolina
Duke
Clemson
Alabama
Florida
Kentucky
Notre Dame
FTFY

Yeah much better. I would add Oregon and Washington in place of Michigan and Ohio state, I don't really see why people find them desirable.
Just limiting travel a bit. The NW is awful for travel, keep west coast to LA
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2019, 03:47:26 PM »
I'm just not convinced that Duke will be of any value when coach K calls it quits. We don't want to be stuck with them if they can't sustain success past him.

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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2019, 03:50:58 PM »
I'm just not convinced that Duke will be of any value when coach K calls it quits. We don't want to be stuck with them if they can't sustain success past him.

true. they are what I call a "1 coach program".

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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2019, 07:17:02 PM »
I think K-State can be the rising tide/life preserver for 1 coach program/sister school Duke.   Both schools with a substantial national footprint.




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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2019, 07:43:20 PM »
Coach K has a tree. By the time he retires, Capel will have a team of 5 stars cutting down nets and driving Benzes at Pitt. He'll be ready to come home and keep things going at Duke
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2019, 07:49:16 PM »
The acc is a much better fit "culturally"

also academically
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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2019, 08:15:47 PM »
I'm just relieved someone finally said what we've all been thinking.  Thanks be to Clams.

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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2019, 08:23:22 AM »
Coach K has a tree. By the time he retires, Capel will have a team of 5 stars cutting down nets and driving Benzes at Pitt. He'll be ready to come home and keep things going at Duke

Maybe. I just don't get taking them over UNC. At worst, they might be another Baylor, and we are trying to get away from those losers.

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Re: smell you later, B12 conference, you slobbering piece of crap
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2019, 08:49:38 AM »
Coach K has a tree. By the time he retires, Capel will have a team of 5 stars cutting down nets and driving Benzes at Pitt. He'll be ready to come home and keep things going at Duke

Maybe. I just don't get taking them over UNC. At worst, they might be another Baylor, and we are trying to get away from those losers.

Just FYI, picking North Carolina over Duke is like picking Coffeyville over Leawood, Johnny Kaw's over Auntie Mae's, or Natty Ice over Tank 7.
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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2019, 09:16:01 AM »
Perfect analogies, you should be a professional analogiser
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