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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #225 on: September 13, 2019, 01:53:01 PM »
Chum, I think everything that went down is fine. Also very enjoyable to read.


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #226 on: September 13, 2019, 02:47:35 PM »
Chum--are you married?

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #227 on: September 13, 2019, 02:51:47 PM »
He is, that’s why him being the office heart throb is so fun


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #228 on: September 13, 2019, 03:30:05 PM »
He is, that’s why him being the office heart throb is so fun


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I keep thinking back to some shoe thread when chum posted those orthopedic doc martins or something as his work shoes and it makes heartthrobgate even better
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #229 on: September 13, 2019, 05:13:34 PM »
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I butt in to be a smart ass and facetiously say that she'd be SO beautiful no matter her hair color.

Uhhhhhh

Hmm. Sounds inappropriate? I said it to the group with a big smile. She replied that I always had a kind, HR appropriate response for everything. I don't think she was being sarcastic.  :dunno:

yeah I don't know why that stuck out more than the holding hands under the table but it just kind of seemed like the first step into the pyramid of inappropriate hot work sex.

pro tip: do not call her a whore via text if things do not go well down the line

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #230 on: September 13, 2019, 05:34:03 PM »
Not under the table! It was arm wrestling!

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #231 on: September 13, 2019, 05:34:34 PM »
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I butt in to be a smart ass and facetiously say that she'd be SO beautiful no matter her hair color.

Uhhhhhh

Hmm. Sounds inappropriate? I said it to the group with a big smile. She replied that I always had a kind, HR appropriate response for everything. I don't think she was being sarcastic.  :dunno:

yeah I don't know why that stuck out more than the holding hands under the table but it just kind of seemed like the first step into the pyramid of inappropriate hot work sex.

pro tip: do not call her a whore via text if things do not go well down the line
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #232 on: September 13, 2019, 05:39:02 PM »
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I butt in to be a smart ass and facetiously say that she'd be SO beautiful no matter her hair color.

Uhhhhhh

Hmm. Sounds inappropriate? I said it to the group with a big smile. She replied that I always had a kind, HR appropriate response for everything. I don't think she was being sarcastic.  :dunno:

yeah I don't know why that stuck out more than the holding hands under the table but it just kind of seemed like the first step into the pyramid of inappropriate hot work sex.

pro tip: do not call her a whore via text if things do not go well down the line
I laughed heartily!

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #233 on: September 13, 2019, 05:50:40 PM »
Not under the table! It was arm wrestling!
I guess I don't know what this is

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I find myself across the table from HRP getting ready to arm wrestle. I make her do the grip with the lower hands.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #234 on: September 13, 2019, 05:59:37 PM »
Not under the table! It was arm wrestling!
I guess I don't know what this is

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I find myself across the table from HRP getting ready to arm wrestle. I make her do the grip with the lower hands.
Arm wrestle much, bro?

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #235 on: September 13, 2019, 06:04:52 PM »
MichiganCat is a soft, liberal San Fransicoinite, he wouldn’t know arm-wrestling if it pinned his wrist to the table!
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #236 on: September 13, 2019, 06:28:34 PM »
That was an incred recap. I feel like I was there.


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Yes was amazing

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #237 on: September 13, 2019, 06:35:47 PM »
MichiganCat is a soft, liberal San Fransicoinite, he wouldn’t know arm-wrestling if it pinned his wrist to the table!
So true

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #238 on: September 13, 2019, 07:10:18 PM »
Not under the table! It was arm wrestling!
I guess I don't know what this is

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I find myself across the table from HRP getting ready to arm wrestle. I make her do the grip with the lower hands.


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #239 on: September 13, 2019, 10:33:01 PM »
Not under the table! It was arm wrestling!
I guess I don't know what this is

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I find myself across the table from HRP getting ready to arm wrestle. I make her do the grip with the lower hands.


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #240 on: September 16, 2019, 12:07:07 PM »
HRP just came into our room, talked to GG without really having anything to say, seemed to linger around a bit, and then stuck her tongue out at me and smiled as she left the room. Dear lord.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #241 on: September 16, 2019, 12:07:37 PM »
I must've unknowingly drank a magic potion or something.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #242 on: September 16, 2019, 12:12:17 PM »
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #243 on: September 16, 2019, 12:21:33 PM »
she has your scent, and cannot shake it.  will not shake it.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #244 on: September 16, 2019, 12:23:01 PM »
i need hot women in my office please.

on second thought, probably best not to have that problem.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #245 on: September 16, 2019, 01:15:51 PM »
HRP just came into our room, talked to GG without really having anything to say, seemed to linger around a bit, and then stuck her tongue out at me and smiled as she left the room. Dear lord.

I read this and immediately imagined an 8th grader liking another 8th grader and not knowing what to do about it.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #246 on: September 16, 2019, 01:17:47 PM »
This thread continues to deliver


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #247 on: September 16, 2019, 01:23:33 PM »
also and I know this isn't possible, but gosh darnnit i wish I could have headshots for the entire chum1 cast and crew.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #248 on: September 16, 2019, 01:26:39 PM »
also and I know this isn't possible, but gosh darnnit i wish I could have headshots for the entire chum1 cast and crew.

i'll settle for celeb look-a-likes

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #249 on: September 16, 2019, 01:34:04 PM »
i actually love picturing laura linney crushing on the guy who played Xerxes in 300