if i'm being honest the aesthetic is probably 99% of the experience for me. Maybe i'm old fashioned but my eye tends to work bottom to top (probably b/c they bounce the ball near the floor? lol idk) I start with the shoes, then to the socks up to the shorts and ultimately the jersey.
I refer to this visual adventure as "taking a cruise on the Jersey Nile" and folks nothing, and i mean NOTHING, chops the water like a wasteband logo.
when that happens there's not much else you can do but pop a dramamine patch behind your ear and hope for the best.