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Phog game thread gems
« on: February 05, 2019, 10:27:39 PM »
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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2019, 10:30:34 PM »
I honestly don't expect them to be too mad.  They knew this was coming.

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2019, 10:31:38 PM »
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The gift that keeps on giving that glorified juco is.    When was the last time a first place team rushed the court after beating the third place team?  Never?   And KSUCK players literally acting like they just won the title was pretty great too. 

A 2 game lead with 8 to go now and KSUCK will still find a way to lose the conference to us again.  But hey, at least they will have a new DVD coming out....and maybe a banner?

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2019, 10:39:06 PM »
There are a lot of games left yet....  :Lurk:

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2019, 10:40:33 PM »
They are also clucthing pearls aboout Brown's game-ending dunk, sure it will fire up the losers from Lawrence of the piss-house rematch. Also hating on Vick.

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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2019, 10:40:44 PM »
At this point I would be disappointed if the students didn’t rush the court after any win over KU. You can’t just crap on traditions.

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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2019, 10:42:19 PM »
They are also clucthing pearls aboout Brown's game-ending dunk, sure it will fire up the losers from Lawrence of the piss-house rematch. Also hating on Vick.

We have them crap a couple years ago for the same thing. Maybe this was a little different because KU kept fouling even when the game was well out of reach. But no one is gonna care 2 weeks from now.

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2019, 10:48:59 PM »
Twitter is so much fun right now


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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2019, 11:12:38 PM »
Why didn't the refs review the Barry dunk?  :curse:

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2019, 11:14:48 PM »
I honestly don't expect them to be too mad.  They knew this was coming.
The ones on reddit are not surprised and being pretty cool.

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2019, 11:19:33 PM »
JCCC-L t-shirt fans seem pretty fired up on the twittersphere

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2019, 11:34:26 PM »
JCCC-L t-shirt fans seem pretty fired up on the twittersphere
I can't imagine the despondency of DAX's JOCO couple whose names escape me.

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2019, 12:15:32 AM »
Not a lot of true gems, but here it is.


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The Octagon Of Dumb is in full sheep humping mode.

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Hah! I almost forgotten about their spastic public address announcer.

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Reality check on the way.

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oscar can’t solve the zone.

Oh really?

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Weber needs to be T’d up for being on the court half the game

Time to get over it, not gonna stop.

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Every time they show a shot of people in the crowd, I"m embarrassed to be a Kansan.

Kettle, meet pot.

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Are these refs on the rough ridin' take?

Lol, like 20 posts in a row.

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Somewhere Phog Allen and Tex Winter are slowly shedding a single tear over the quality of tonight’s basketball game.

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Same score as UK at half. I see this one going differently though with our zone working

Halftime, and nope!

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If ksu cant win this one in manhattan with their seniors and moore and lightfoot leading the way fof us... just quit the rivalry.

writing is on the wall......

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Did I see a white power sign, yes or no

 :rolleyes:

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Weber is such a rough ridin' dork.

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K state coaching adjustments have been money

Yes, but he's our dork.

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Vick Sucks so hard

They literally hate him.

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Vick is throwing...the game.

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SELF WHAT GAME ARE YOU WATCHING? GET. VICK. OUT

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Why is Self dying on the Vick hill? The game changed entirely without him in, and then entirely with him in.

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WHY THE eff IS VICK BACK SELF WHY

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There is a double standard on travelling calls!

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This is the least clutch KU team I've ever seen

Tru dat.

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This has to collectively be the stupidest team we have had in a decade plus.

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This team isn't going to win another road game this year. A record of 10-8 in the league is their ceiling.

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The streak is over and it falls squarely of Legerald fucki g Vick

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Claws just taking Lawson to school. He wants that POY

 :cheers:

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We might be worse next year.

 :excited:

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rough ridin' clown announcers complaining about that no call? Why don’t you point out the foul discrepancy, you dumb NBA fucks.

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kitten security needs to get their staff off coffee break and down court side ready for duty ;

they definitely don't need another Feb 2015 embarrassment

chicken wings anyone?

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These rough ridin' white trash neck beards are about to storm the court.

eff legerald vick

 :flush: Pretty much sums up the Phog tonight

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You need a life outside KU basketball

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Game has been criminally officiated and it isn’t funny but if Grimes doesn’t even play we win by 10.

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I'm gonna guess Weber won't have a problem with that dunk.

I liked it

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eff that guy - that dunk was a big mistake!!!! Wow

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Wow what a piece of crap for dunking that.. you beat KU once in your 4 years.

I expected a dunk...... :dunno:

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This was on Vick. He should be kicked off the team

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only halfway through the big 12....it's so KSU to think conference is over and celebrate prematurely.....we will still win (or at least tie) this.

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Pretty sad when the home team storms the court after beating a below average brain-dead, poorly coached bunch of hacks.

Yep. But in their defense, they smell blood in the water with KU hoops. Kind of like we do with ksuck football, only without that whole FBI-ey thing.

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I still have faith in this conferences ability to piss their pants when we give them an opportunity to win it.









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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2019, 01:00:14 AM »
It seemed like a weird number of travel calls.

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2019, 06:26:31 AM »
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The gift that keeps on giving that glorified juco is.    When was the last time a first place team rushed the court after beating the third place team?  Never?   And KSUCK players literally acting like they just won the title was pretty great too. 

A 2 game lead with 8 to go now and KSUCK will still find a way to lose the conference to us again.  But hey, at least they will have a new DVD coming out....and maybe a banner?

 :love: :love:


As far as court stormings go, I thought it was one of the most polite ones I've seen.

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2019, 08:20:52 AM »
Lotta pissed off youngsters headed off to class at JCCC-OP and JCCC-L this morning, but mainly it's the JCCC-L T-Shirt Fan nation on their way to their cubicles and customer service call center monitors that you guys are going to have to watch out for . . . best to duck into your executive offices or stick to the special ID executive floor/wing of the various businesses you run/own/manage and/or tip your 3 KU degree holding barista a little extra today.




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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2019, 08:24:42 AM »
Pretty great #kutwitter last night. Great work by @emawblast
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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2019, 09:06:07 AM »
Pretty great #kutwitter last night. Great work by @emawblast
God i had a hard time pulling myself away from it.  It was incredible.


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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2019, 09:06:51 AM »
good job @emawblast. good work from @emawblast right there.

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2019, 10:27:06 AM »
You left out a few haha

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Last night was bigger than the NCAA tournament for K-State. It was the superbowl, mardi gras, losing of virginity all rolled into one.

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Kansas State is garbage. Garbage school. Garbage overweight hayseed fans. Middle of BF nowhere redneck sh*thole. Mediocre basketball team. Once in a while we’ll have a bad performance and they win their Super Bowl.

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We're the only elite school in the Big XII. Having equivalent talent to an unranked garbage Kstate team, even with injuries, is not acceptable.

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Don't look now but this years KU football has a better road winning percentage than KU basketball!!!
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KState shot 20 free throws in the second half.

KU shot 4.

Yet these sister-fuckers in Manhattan claim KU gets the calls.




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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2019, 10:39:08 AM »
When I search "@emawblast" on Twitter, I don't get any results.  I don't get on Twitter much tho, so kinda dumb about it.
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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2019, 10:48:28 AM »
T&P's to our TSC friends at KU T-Shirt Fan Nation who are upset about a dunk that didn't count.

I thought KUTSFN had a little more fortitude than that . . . sad

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2019, 10:53:12 AM »
T&P's to our TSC friends at KU T-Shirt Fan Nation who are upset about a dunk that didn't count.

I thought KUTSFN had a little more fortitude than that . . . sad



I found it strange that the history books they were all using last night on twitter were missing the page from 2016.

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« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2019, 03:44:36 PM »
T&P's to our TSC friends at KU T-Shirt Fan Nation who are upset about a dunk that didn't count.

I thought KUTSFN had a little more fortitude than that . . . sad



I found it strange that the history books they were all using last night on twitter were missing the page from 2016.

You're expecting KU T-Shirt Fan Nation, primarily populated with people whose shadow has never cross the threshold of a class room door in Lawrentucky to remember something like that?

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Re: Phog game thread gems
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2019, 08:30:11 PM »
I can only imagine how shitty of a day Jason Sudeikis had today
t’s and p’s to you and your hot ass wife who only married your unfunny ass because you’re on television


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