Jurassic Park Whatever the Latest Is Called: Bad. First act on the island is ok. Then there’s this long extended sequence on a boat which is basically Dino ER (not kidding - the high drama is effecting a blood transfusion from a T-rex to patch up a Velociraptor gunshot wound), then the dinos arrive at a mansion where rich assholes show up to bid on them, Taken-style. Finally, super-raptor chases our protagonists around the creepy mansion like a cheap horror flick. Who the eff wrote this steaming pile of a screenplay? But kudos to the excellent cinematography managing to showcase the lead actress’s boobs in nearly every shot. Uggg.
