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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3650 on: June 17, 2025, 08:13:54 AM »
People really need to learn how to use paragraphs.
And more fundamentally, periods. It's one long run-on sentence.

Or any punctuation marks whatsoever ...
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3651 on: June 17, 2025, 09:51:11 AM »
Always the victim


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Setting aside the real potential for corruption here, this is a real head scratcher from a business standpoint. It raises the question. How many of these ideas are scams BY Trump, and how many are scams ON Trump? We've seen how easily he can be manipulated as POTUS. I think it's a fair bet that he's being hustled on multiple fronts on the business side. That's what this looks like to me.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3652 on: June 20, 2025, 12:01:13 AM »
Paid Protestors…How About This?
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For every paid protestor that is arrested and convicted of a misdemeanor or more serious crime, the entity paying him to protest will be similarly prosecuted for conspiracy to endanger the public (or something that is constitutional) and required to pay something like $50,000. Companies are held liable for their employees in many cases.

I am all for peaceful protests, but many modern protests are instigated by paid protestors. We all have a right to peacefully assemble (well, unless it's COVID season and you want to go
to church), but our constitutional framers didn't anticipate paid protestors, especially those who are actively participating in and/or encouraging violence.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3653 on: July 05, 2025, 03:25:30 PM »
In the wake of tragedy…it's always "deplorables" to the rescue…
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Been watching rescue videos…Why is this? We consistently see liberals throwing tantrums, blocking roads, and destroying property and harming others over hoax "social justice" issues. But when sh** hits the fan and people are in desperate need, it is always deplorable simple country folk without fancy pants degrees actually risking their lives and convenience to help save lives or offer immediate assistance.

A redneck from San Angelo or Baton Rouge doesn't care about your politics or race or economic status. He will save your ass. Even if you think he's a dumb racist POS for voting for Trump.

Thank God for these types of people. And just another reminder of how pathetic and useless the liberals who shriek the loudest and throw the stupidest tantrums online are.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3654 on: July 05, 2025, 03:28:41 PM »
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Thanks for bringing politics into this.


It's a political observation. I have a friend who lost their girl in this and several others who barely escaped. It's been gut wrenching and hard to shake.

But on the bright side, I have seen several videos of people acting together to save others from very dangerous waters. And whether it's a river flooding, a hurricane, or something else, it's always the types of people liberals absolutely despise that come to the rescue to save others.

Is it variances in testosterone levels? The fact that liberals are far more likely to be godless depressed secularists? They talk a big game about how bad we treat others on the right, but where are they when people need immediate help? Useless.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3655 on: July 05, 2025, 05:38:26 PM »
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I'll tell you what grinds my gears-fast food restaurants that want your name before they will take your order. I'm looking at you Chick-fil-A.
"Achmed".

Been using it for years. CFA... SB... wherever they ask for your name.

Heads turn, lol. Gold
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3656 on: July 06, 2025, 02:11:47 PM »
My heavens what an absolute unit

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3657 on: July 06, 2025, 05:40:38 PM »
Want to hear something crazy?
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I have this beautiful Latina friend. We've been FT everyday for the past few weeks and we've been getting more and more into politics. I never realized how she is so liberal and crazy. She was telling me that Trump and DHS is eliminating all records of anyone with a Hispanic last name so they can deport them. I asked her if she realized how ludicrous she sounds. She supported her argument by sending me a Reel of another Latina explaining how this is real. I quote, "If you don't believe me I'll go get the cop who told me this is true." Imagine that coming from a finger wagging, sassy, Latina. It was hilarious!! My ridiculing the video and the whole idea finally caused her to hang up on me. I'm still laughing about that as I write.

What's the funniest/craziest thing you've heard from the liberals who pass thru your life?
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3658 on: July 06, 2025, 05:42:08 PM »
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Don't how long she's been in the U.S. but statistically speaking by the third generation Hispanics generally identify as white. That might means she's just another white liberal woman.

True. Her dad was illegal. She was born in some podunk town in the Panhandle. She's lived in Texas all her life. Her son has a good head on his shoulders. Critical thinking conservative.

This is another part of the crazy story. Her kids have her previous married name which is Hispanic. She was worried her kids would get deported. While laughing, I told her, "I'll just adopt them all. Problem solved." Taking offense, she says, "Now you think my kids are illegal???" Laughing even harder I say, "No, I'm just trying to solve the problem in your head!" That's when she hung up.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3659 on: July 07, 2025, 07:07:19 AM »
"We've been FT everyday for the past few weeks"?


(I was confused and realized it was FaceTime) (Shame yourself)

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3660 on: July 07, 2025, 08:29:30 AM »
"We've been FT everyday for the past few weeks"?


(I was confused and realized it was FaceTime) (Shame yourself)

i was about to ask what FT meant, thank you

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3661 on: July 07, 2025, 10:07:37 AM »
Want to hear something crazy?
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I have this beautiful Latina friend. We've been FT everyday for the past few weeks and we've been getting more and more into politics. I never realized how she is so liberal and crazy. She was telling me that Trump and DHS is eliminating all records of anyone with a Hispanic last name so they can deport them. I asked her if she realized how ludicrous she sounds. She supported her argument by sending me a Reel of another Latina explaining how this is real. I quote, "If you don't believe me I'll go get the cop who told me this is true." Imagine that coming from a finger wagging, sassy, Latina. It was hilarious!! My ridiculing the video and the whole idea finally caused her to hang up on me. I'm still laughing about that as I write.

What's the funniest/craziest thing you've heard from the liberals who pass thru your life?
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hats off to you for wading into an absolute cesspit to mine these gems.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3662 on: July 07, 2025, 11:25:09 AM »
He’s sending that woman money

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3663 on: July 07, 2025, 07:57:32 PM »
He’s sending that woman money

And still failing to have sex.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3664 on: July 07, 2025, 09:01:44 PM »
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We used to have flash card races at school. I am sure that would be considered some form of bullying now.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3665 on: July 08, 2025, 08:38:43 AM »
Not actually from TexAgs but posted in the spirit of TexAgs:


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3666 on: July 08, 2025, 10:56:54 AM »
Size should be XXXL

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3667 on: July 08, 2025, 12:45:08 PM »
All it takes is some outside Jew lawyer to tell another FBI Jew lawyer to make it all disappear. But as you point out, that could be happening under Trump's watch too. Especially after he stepped in defensively today to basically say "nothing to see here, waste of time".
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« Reply #3668 on: July 08, 2025, 01:15:25 PM »
All it takes is some outside Jew lawyer to tell another FBI Jew lawyer to make it all disappear. But as you point out, that could be happening under Trump's watch too. Especially after he stepped in defensively today to basically say "nothing to see here, waste of time".
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« Reply #3669 on: July 08, 2025, 04:18:03 PM »
All it takes is some outside Jew lawyer to tell another FBI Jew lawyer to make it all disappear. But as you point out, that could be happening under Trump's watch too. Especially after he stepped in defensively today to basically say "nothing to see here, waste of time".
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$10 says the edit was to add the second "Jew" before the FBI lawyer.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3670 on: July 08, 2025, 08:51:18 PM »
re: some protesters in Colorado



I find it amazing that we are supposed to give a **** about a bunch of unemployed people protesting.

I'm opposed to police tyranny.

I think red blooded Americans should be able to confront these protesters and beat the **** out of them.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #3671 on: Today at 09:36:17 PM »
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I don't have any idea if this particular theory (cloud seeding in Texas) is true, but have you noticed we keep having huge disasters in areas that are considered highly desirable? Hawaii, Santa Monica/Pacific Palisades, Smokey Mountains, Guadalupe River... Then look at the intentional mismanagement of expensive urban cores like Manhattan and San Francisco that are driving tenants out and pushing landlords into bankruptcy. A well capitalized investment fund could buy up a lot of prime real estate at an attractive discount.
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