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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1825 on: August 03, 2022, 11:03:07 AM »
Posted in a thread about republican women running for congress in '22

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Name change alert: Due to the White House opinion that "Monkeypox" reflects badly on the African American population and, more specifically, the black LGBTQ community, a name change is being studied. Possible substitutes are REV (rear end virus), BFD (b***f******disease), and Bumps.

Posted to wrong thread. Should be on political humor thread. Don't know how to move it.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1826 on: August 03, 2022, 11:04:22 AM »
that is so pure

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1827 on: August 03, 2022, 11:26:51 AM »

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1828 on: August 03, 2022, 11:45:27 AM »
“Schlong Covid” got a good chuckle out of me at the poker room the other day.
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« Reply #1829 on: August 03, 2022, 04:21:24 PM »
I doubt anyone can pick out one of those ladies that wouldn't play hell to pink ribbon pig.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1830 on: August 03, 2022, 08:23:03 PM »
The annual whining about not being able to afford school supplies
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I admit, I'm old, but I don't remember the constant whine about not being able to afford school supplies and constant request for the donation of supplies/$$ for supplies when i was in school in the 70's early 80's.

Do others remember it being a thing back then? I recall we all knew that is was an expense that had to happen every year and so we planned for it. I also remember that my cheap parents expected me to reuse pencils, pens, paper, notebooks left from the previous year and we didn't automatically buy new everything.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1831 on: August 03, 2022, 08:43:25 PM »
The annual whining about not being able to afford school supplies
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Texasclipper1:25p
I admit, I'm old, but I don't remember the constant whine about not being able to afford school supplies and constant request for the donation of supplies/$$ for supplies when i was in school in the 70's early 80's.

Do others remember it being a thing back then? I recall we all knew that is was an expense that had to happen every year and so we planned for it. I also remember that my cheap parents expected me to reuse pencils, pens, paper, notebooks left from the previous year and we didn't automatically buy new everything.

Is the context parents whining or teachers whining? Because IRL teachers who are undercompensated to begin with end up spending a lot of their own money to purchase school supplies for their classes.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1832 on: August 03, 2022, 09:35:57 PM »
The annual whining about not being able to afford school supplies
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Texasclipper1:25p
I admit, I'm old, but I don't remember the constant whine about not being able to afford school supplies and constant request for the donation of supplies/$$ for supplies when i was in school in the 70's early 80's.

Do others remember it being a thing back then? I recall we all knew that is was an expense that had to happen every year and so we planned for it. I also remember that my cheap parents expected me to reuse pencils, pens, paper, notebooks left from the previous year and we didn't automatically buy new everything.

Is the context parents whining or teachers whining? Because IRL teachers who are undercompensated to begin with end up spending a lot of their own money to purchase school supplies for their classes.

In reality it’s the old Texags poster whining for clout

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1833 on: August 03, 2022, 10:16:05 PM »
Those darn kids burn through school supplies in no time at all!  I had no idea I would buy so many Expo markers in a 10 month period!
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1834 on: August 07, 2022, 12:40:33 PM »
I wonder when the first TESLA fishing boat will be sold?
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I would love to see that commercial?

What type of woke characters would they have in that commercial)?

My guess they would claim to be fisher persons?
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1835 on: August 07, 2022, 01:06:04 PM »
Would love to see if that tub posted about Elon buying Twitter

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1836 on: August 08, 2022, 07:49:44 PM »
Civil war
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This is the only way this ends. Democrat politicians are enemies of this country and should be treated as such. They have gone full Marxist dictatorship against their political enemies.
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TOTAL WAR.

Prepare men.
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Texit now
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Don't post about it online, just keep training.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1837 on: August 08, 2022, 07:50:31 PM »
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Not happy with this at all...BUT, have to remember, God is on His throne.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1838 on: August 08, 2022, 07:55:52 PM »
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Join a militia, meet with like minded neighbors, go to the gym, weapons training, etc. One thing not to do is continuously argue about it online and do nothing. We all know we are heading towards a crossroads. If not us pave away for your kids or grandkids to have a chance.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1839 on: August 08, 2022, 08:25:49 PM »
He lost most of them after “go to the gym”

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1840 on: August 08, 2022, 08:38:24 PM »
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1841 on: August 08, 2022, 08:50:56 PM »
JohnFootball27:36p
Join a militia, meet with like minded neighbors, go to the gym, weapons training, etc. One thing not to do is continuously argue about it online and do nothing. We all know we are heading towards a crossroads. If not us pave away for your kids or grandkids to have a chance.
So many maga losers on Twitter are horny for a civil war because of the raid

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1842 on: August 08, 2022, 09:41:54 PM »
JohnFootball27:36p
Join a militia, meet with like minded neighbors, go to the gym, weapons training, etc. One thing not to do is continuously argue about it online and do nothing. We all know we are heading towards a crossroads. If not us pave away for your kids or grandkids to have a chance.
So many maga losers on Twitter are horny for a civil war because of the raid

I thought they were the once of peace, or w/e dax spews

That being said, given Jan 6th most will die just trying to reach the capitol, or won't have enough PTO to do so
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1843 on: August 09, 2022, 08:30:17 AM »
Fire up the ball self-tazings


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« Reply #1844 on: August 09, 2022, 11:38:47 AM »
Fire up the ball self-tazings


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1845 on: August 10, 2022, 12:50:10 PM »
Is a race battle building in NYC?
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Gotta think the blacks ruling the city without fear of the police are going to be pissed at all the Hispanic migrants we're shipping up there.

Get the popcorn ready.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1846 on: August 10, 2022, 01:04:25 PM »
Old idiots with free time is pretty gross

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« Reply #1847 on: August 10, 2022, 03:37:10 PM »
Is a race battle building in NYC?
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Gotta think the blacks ruling the city without fear of the police are going to be pissed at all the Hispanic migrants we're shipping up there.

Get the popcorn ready.

my goodness that's amazing. somehow there are like 5 things that made me say "huh???" in a subject and a sentence

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1848 on: August 10, 2022, 04:42:54 PM »
lol, damn thread got removed