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horns down syndrome
« on: January 02, 2019, 09:18:20 AM »
hello fellow cat fans, it's game day for our hoops team (mens) vs the texas longhorns.  espnu @ 8 pm.
any time we play against texas, i get a really bad case of horns down syndrome.  i would imagine every true blooded cat fan does.

many questions going into tonight's game but the biggest one is how bad is this cat hoops team?  how bad is shaka "the beak" smart?
yes we had a convincing win against george mason but i'm still not sold on this cats hoops team. 

hopefully our guys come out tonight with a strong case of horns down syndrome


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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2019, 09:21:39 AM »
shaka has lost to radford, vcu, and providence, this season.


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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2019, 09:24:50 AM »

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2019, 09:53:28 AM »
great thread clams. it will be interesting to see, no doubt, how our cats play tonight.

will ut be over confident following their football team's win against georgia? i think they could be!

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2019, 01:15:11 PM »
this may not be a "popular" message on this partisan message board.  but my horns are up.  straight up in solidarity with our texan friends as we open the new basketball season.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2019, 01:27:41 PM »
ok, cool.  hook 'em

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2019, 01:44:34 PM »
I hope that our Texas friends (closest big XII kin) win most of their games, but not today Bevo.

One horn up, one horn down

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2019, 02:29:40 PM »
I hope that our Texas friends (closest big XII kin) win most of their games, but not today Bevo.

One horn up, one horn down



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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2019, 03:28:33 PM »
Brown Exterminates Roach Problem

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Horns- 53
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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2019, 04:00:01 PM »
65-59 'Cats.

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2019, 04:10:44 PM »
interesting bit of trivia - "bevo" is a phonetic rendition of beefalo in a texas accent.  which means that both kstate and utexas share a common link in having mascots that are part american bison.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2019, 04:17:24 PM »
Thank God for Buffalo Jones.

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2019, 04:25:16 PM »
Thank God for Buffalo Jones.

a great man and a great kansan.  would that kansans today showed an equal dedication to our state dream of making wild and domesticated animals eff.
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we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2019, 04:28:12 PM »
try doing the hook 'em hand sign with one horn up and one down.  it's not easy.

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2019, 04:32:30 PM »


Thank God for Buffalo Jones.

a great man and a great kansan.  would that kansans today showed an equal dedication to the our state dream of making wild and domesticated animals eff.

If I lived in KS still, I can guarantee that I would have dedicated my life to that noble pursuit.


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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2019, 09:40:03 PM »
did announcer just say "mom was a stud"?

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2019, 09:51:08 PM »
You mess with the 'Horns, you get the horns, "pissclams".

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2019, 09:51:33 PM »
Basketball is stupid anyway
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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2019, 10:08:28 PM »
i don't want to blame brain drain, but no one can say with a straight face that we are still on the forefront of exotic animal creation.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2019, 01:41:53 AM »
We need top 50 recruits, but it will never happen.  Not only is Oscar not a closer, he’s not even looking for these guys.  But I bet he’s breaking the golden rule on Wallstreet and sipping coffee anyways.
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Re: horns down syndrome
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2019, 10:59:54 AM »
We need top 50 recruits, but it will never happen.  Not only is Oscar not a closer, he’s not even looking for these guys.  But I bet he’s breaking the golden rule on Wallstreet and sipping coffee anyways.
This is the most false thing written on this board in 2019 so far.