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« Reply #2375 on: June 29, 2020, 09:39:52 PM »
The practical gloating of the suicide part. Literally unnecessary to the story, and adding is like "yes, I intend to destroy you so much you'll want to kill yourself just for providing false witness."

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Watkins does not hold hands well and admits to being incapable of singing “Kumbya”.
can't even spell Kumbaya, smh
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« Reply #2376 on: June 29, 2020, 09:44:08 PM »
The practical gloating of the suicide part. Literally unnecessary to the story, and adding is like "yes, I intend to destroy you so much you'll want to kill yourself just for providing false witness."

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Watkins does not hold hands well and admits to being incapable of singing “Kumbya”.
can't even spell Kumbaya, smh

Not only that, but he used the adverb "swiftly" in consecutive sentences. Just embarrassing.

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« Reply #2377 on: June 29, 2020, 09:53:42 PM »
The practical gloating of the suicide part. Literally unnecessary to the story, and adding is like "yes, I intend to destroy you so much you'll want to kill yourself just for providing false witness."

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Watkins does not hold hands well and admits to being incapable of singing “Kumbya”.
can't even spell Kumbaya, smh

Not only that, but he used the adverb "swiftly" in consecutive sentences. Just embarrassing.

Really, the whole bio read like his version of a cocaine driven Charlie Sheen tiger's blood rant
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« Reply #2378 on: June 29, 2020, 11:32:41 PM »
Speaking of “how are these details relevant”

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In State of Missouri v. James Strughold, Watkins successfully defended a white elementary school principal accused of felonious sexual misconduct involving ten African American third-grade students. The principal was fully acquitted of all charges following two full jury trials.

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« Reply #2379 on: June 29, 2020, 11:37:07 PM »
Fun thread


https://twitter.com/clenchedfisk/status/1277714313944289281


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« Reply #2380 on: June 29, 2020, 11:59:11 PM »
You know that dude was just so excited to finally have an excuse to play army-man with his AR.

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« Reply #2381 on: June 30, 2020, 12:01:30 AM »
What the eff does this even mean?

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When the Obama mask wearing rodeo clown appeared at a state fair in Missouri and garnered international attention for making racist comments, a school district superintendent announcing the rodeo was erroneously named as the maker of the offending comments. Watkins not only reversed a global media error in attribution, including front page clarification in the Habana, Cuba state owned paper, but he brought to the fore the counterintuitive prioritization by the media of inconsequential minutia while the world erupts around them.

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A cancer survivor since 2003, Watkins is proud that “nothing scares [him] anymore.”

Except for a peaceful protest full of people of color, I guess.

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« Reply #2382 on: June 30, 2020, 12:03:24 AM »
I think you need a MAGA decoder ring for that one.

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« Reply #2383 on: June 30, 2020, 12:09:17 AM »
Yeah it's hard to get past the suicide brag but it seemed like a weird story so I looked it up

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/08/13/211602534/rodeo-clown-who-wore-obama-mask-banned-from-state-fair

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« Reply #2384 on: June 30, 2020, 12:52:58 AM »


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A cancer survivor since 2003, Watkins is proud that “nothing scares [him] anymore.”

Except for a peaceful protest full of people of color, I guess.

To be clear, Watkins is the attorney representing the McScaredies

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« Reply #2385 on: June 30, 2020, 10:50:56 AM »



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« Reply #2386 on: June 30, 2020, 11:25:29 AM »
That’s amazing.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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« Reply #2387 on: June 30, 2020, 02:12:44 PM »
 :clap:
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« Reply #2388 on: June 30, 2020, 03:56:32 PM »

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« Reply #2389 on: June 30, 2020, 03:57:50 PM »
:adios:

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2390 on: June 30, 2020, 04:01:50 PM »
lmao


https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1277997089046355968


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« Reply #2391 on: June 30, 2020, 04:22:19 PM »
He is an old boomer in horrible shape apparently

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« Reply #2392 on: June 30, 2020, 07:04:58 PM »
lmao


https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1277997089046355968


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Who is Bill Mitchell?

Does he know that brain surgeons can do brain surgery for eight hours while wearing a mask?

I've had to wear the full on HEPA filter mask for just half of a shift, sucked ass, but it was doable. Fit tested to wear and all. Paper/cloth masks are a cake walk.
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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2393 on: July 01, 2020, 07:10:25 AM »

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« Reply #2394 on: July 01, 2020, 09:50:47 AM »
lmao


https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1277997089046355968


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Who is Bill Mitchell?

Does he know that brain surgeons can do brain surgery for eight hours while wearing a mask?

Billy Mitchell is that bad person who always wears American flag ties and cheats at Donkey Kong.

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2395 on: July 01, 2020, 12:08:32 PM »

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« Reply #2396 on: July 01, 2020, 03:02:09 PM »
You MF’ing libs need to start with the most MAGA and satiate you’re bloodlust before you get to us mods




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« Reply #2397 on: July 01, 2020, 03:43:09 PM »
yeah go after the no mask huge fat people, let sd and I wear our masks at our fancy places.

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« Reply #2398 on: July 02, 2020, 09:51:08 AM »
so incredibly scared right now that trump is preparing to completely reverse his well established and written in stone anti-mask position. 

The magas are quivering in fear that Trump intends to make them look as dumb (or even dumber) as he has since The Wall/Lock her up total humiliation.

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« Reply #2399 on: July 02, 2020, 10:02:32 AM »
He could say he’s fundamentally against the concept of masks but what the optometrists say goes.