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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2375 on: June 29, 2020, 04:32:18 PM »
Interesting angle from dax about 2 people living in a black majority city, but ok...

BidenBot.7 gets so pissy about this stuff.


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« Reply #2376 on: June 29, 2020, 04:34:11 PM »
Seeing 2 fat magas brandish guns?  pretty common really

Particularly in the white flight cities of the Central and upper Midwest.

Hopefully they don't retire and bring that bullshit down here.


   





there are plenty of fat magas with guns down there.  Actually, the numbers say a higher % are grossly fat crisco slugs

In a war between those two mentioned factions, the Missouri side would have a full 46 more divisions of blubber fighters.   

I'll bold move this and say by shear factors of blubber attrition, the Missouri side wins this one easily.    With a nearly a 1.75:1 blubber gun advantage.

Missouri would destroy Alabama in literally everything so that isn't bold

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« Reply #2377 on: June 29, 2020, 04:35:43 PM »
Seeing 2 fat magas brandish guns?  pretty common really

Particularly in the white flight cities of the Central and upper Midwest.

Hopefully they don't retire and bring that bullshit down here.


   





there are plenty of fat magas with guns down there.  Actually, the numbers say a higher % are grossly fat crisco slugs

In a war between those two mentioned factions, the Missouri side would have a full 46 more divisions of blubber fighters.   

I'll bold move this and say by shear factors of blubber attrition, the Missouri side wins this one easily.    With a nearly a 1.75:1 blubber gun advantage.

Missouri would destroy Alabama in literally everything so that isn't bold

I just calculated that at 15 (all that can fit) per bus load,  the capital of white flight and terrible inner city public schools Missouri would send 46,000 bus loads of blubber warriors

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2378 on: June 29, 2020, 09:02:22 PM »
Fun thread




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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2379 on: June 29, 2020, 09:28:13 PM »
This guy's bio is crazy


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« Reply #2380 on: June 29, 2020, 09:35:31 PM »
This guy's bio is crazy


Imagine this paragraph in your firm bio page:

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In Hammon v. Harris, Watkins garnered the first verdict of its kind against a young female who falsely accused a policeman of engaging in sexual relations and snorting cocaine with a female patron of a restaurant at which the policeman was working a security shift. When the defendant would not appear for her deposition, Watkins procured an order mandating the woman be brought into custody and held in jail pending her deposition. During the ensuing video deposition, Watkins swiftly got the woman to confess and admit the allegations were false. The video deposition swiftly became an internet sensation. A six-figure judgment was entered in favor of the policeman. The woman committed suicide thereafter.

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« Reply #2381 on: June 29, 2020, 09:39:52 PM »
The practical gloating of the suicide part. Literally unnecessary to the story, and adding is like "yes, I intend to destroy you so much you'll want to kill yourself just for providing false witness."

This line is great too:

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Watkins does not hold hands well and admits to being incapable of singing “Kumbya”.
can't even spell Kumbaya, smh
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« Reply #2382 on: June 29, 2020, 09:44:08 PM »
The practical gloating of the suicide part. Literally unnecessary to the story, and adding is like "yes, I intend to destroy you so much you'll want to kill yourself just for providing false witness."

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Watkins does not hold hands well and admits to being incapable of singing “Kumbya”.
can't even spell Kumbaya, smh

Not only that, but he used the adverb "swiftly" in consecutive sentences. Just embarrassing.

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« Reply #2383 on: June 29, 2020, 09:53:42 PM »
The practical gloating of the suicide part. Literally unnecessary to the story, and adding is like "yes, I intend to destroy you so much you'll want to kill yourself just for providing false witness."

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Watkins does not hold hands well and admits to being incapable of singing “Kumbya”.
can't even spell Kumbaya, smh

Not only that, but he used the adverb "swiftly" in consecutive sentences. Just embarrassing.

Really, the whole bio read like his version of a cocaine driven Charlie Sheen tiger's blood rant
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« Reply #2384 on: June 29, 2020, 11:32:41 PM »
Speaking of “how are these details relevant”

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In State of Missouri v. James Strughold, Watkins successfully defended a white elementary school principal accused of felonious sexual misconduct involving ten African American third-grade students. The principal was fully acquitted of all charges following two full jury trials.

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« Reply #2385 on: June 29, 2020, 11:37:07 PM »
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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2386 on: June 29, 2020, 11:59:11 PM »
You know that dude was just so excited to finally have an excuse to play army-man with his AR.

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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2387 on: June 30, 2020, 12:01:30 AM »
What the eff does this even mean?

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When the Obama mask wearing rodeo clown appeared at a state fair in Missouri and garnered international attention for making racist comments, a school district superintendent announcing the rodeo was erroneously named as the maker of the offending comments. Watkins not only reversed a global media error in attribution, including front page clarification in the Habana, Cuba state owned paper, but he brought to the fore the counterintuitive prioritization by the media of inconsequential minutia while the world erupts around them.

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A cancer survivor since 2003, Watkins is proud that “nothing scares [him] anymore.”

Except for a peaceful protest full of people of color, I guess.

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« Reply #2388 on: June 30, 2020, 12:03:24 AM »
I think you need a MAGA decoder ring for that one.

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« Reply #2389 on: June 30, 2020, 12:09:17 AM »
Yeah it's hard to get past the suicide brag but it seemed like a weird story so I looked it up

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/08/13/211602534/rodeo-clown-who-wore-obama-mask-banned-from-state-fair

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« Reply #2390 on: June 30, 2020, 12:52:58 AM »


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A cancer survivor since 2003, Watkins is proud that “nothing scares [him] anymore.”

Except for a peaceful protest full of people of color, I guess.

To be clear, Watkins is the attorney representing the McScaredies

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« Reply #2391 on: June 30, 2020, 10:50:56 AM »



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« Reply #2392 on: June 30, 2020, 11:25:29 AM »
That’s amazing.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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« Reply #2393 on: June 30, 2020, 02:12:44 PM »
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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2394 on: June 30, 2020, 03:56:32 PM »
lmao




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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2395 on: June 30, 2020, 03:57:50 PM »
lmao




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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2396 on: June 30, 2020, 04:01:50 PM »
lmao




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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2397 on: June 30, 2020, 04:22:19 PM »
He is an old boomer in horrible shape apparently

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« Reply #2398 on: June 30, 2020, 07:04:58 PM »
lmao




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Who is Bill Mitchell?

Does he know that brain surgeons can do brain surgery for eight hours while wearing a mask?

I've had to wear the full on HEPA filter mask for just half of a shift, sucked ass, but it was doable. Fit tested to wear and all. Paper/cloth masks are a cake walk.
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Re: MAGA
« Reply #2399 on: July 01, 2020, 07:10:25 AM »