Spotted a real gem today in the wild. It was a couple traveling in a Nissan Armada.
The first thing to catch my eye was the "Stomp my flag, I'll stomp your ass" window decal in the lower left hand corner of the rear window. Then I noticed the matching "naked lady" decals in the upper right and left hand corners of the same rear window. There was also some sort of emblem written in pink at the top middle of the rear window.
As I passed the vehicle I noticed a yellow sunflower decal near the lower back corner of the passenger side third row window. "Interesting," I thought as I continued to passing. That's when I noticed the male was the passenger and the female the driver. Both looked quite overweight. Nothing noticeable about the female, but the male's cutoff shirt sleeve revealed a Chevrolet "bow tie" tattoo.
Finally, as I completed the pass and pulled ahead, I saw the true gem of this couple's vehicle decoration scheme. It was a stars and bars flag license plate complete with cammo accents and some words that I couldn't make out.
Unfortunately no pics.
