Goodnews for 'Stone: The my pillow guy is about to open up his own social media platform where all free speech is allowed, except curse words, threats, and porn.
If he doesn't name this thing PillowTalk.com or something like that, I will be severely disappointed. I so want to get on there and check out how the boomers will put together a platform out of tape and old pillow boxes, but I have a feeling logging on will be like clicking on that vague link that you just received from your uncle's email account. Basically, I am saying all of our foxnews watching grandparents are about to get fleeced by having to confirm their bank acct and social sec # when logging in for the first time.
