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Re: thinking outside of the box: do we really need a "head" football coach?
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2018, 08:01:56 PM »
they can make a computer beat the best chess masters in the world but not one that can call football plays?  sorry i’m not buying it


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Re: thinking outside of the box: do we really need a "head" football coach?
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2018, 08:03:11 PM »
Imagine a coaching staff where there are no "good" ideas. Just ideas.

Everyone throws them out. We try them all. Bang, boom, bam. Jailbreak screen? Love it. Something I've never heard of? Run it.

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Re: thinking outside of the box: do we really need a "head" football coach?
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2018, 08:05:17 PM »
Imagine a coaching staff where there are no "good" ideas. Just ideas.

Everyone throws them out. We try them all. Bang, boom, bam. Jailbreak screen? Love it. Something I've never heard of? Run it.

omg feed this man more gigabytes of RAM!!


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Re: thinking outside of the box: do we really need a "head" football coach?
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2018, 08:05:29 PM »
By the end of the year we have achieved some sort of meta brain symbiosis. Play calls are ran by reddit type upvoting through our minds. The card board cut outs are still used though because we like them.

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Re: thinking outside of the box: do we really need a "head" football coach?
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2018, 08:10:44 PM »
By the end of the year we have achieved some sort of meta brain symbiosis. Play calls are ran by reddit type upvoting through our minds. The card board cut outs are still used though because we like them.

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Re: thinking outside of the box: do we really need a "head" football coach?
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2018, 08:17:19 PM »
this thread has gone to 32 cores and is hyper threaded


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Re: thinking outside of the box: do we really need a "head" football coach?
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2018, 08:29:56 PM »
Man, 'sclams, if I said it once I said it a hundred times: it takes a village. I think you might be on to something...

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Re: thinking outside of the box: do we really need a "head" football coach?
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2018, 08:37:31 PM »
Half-way through season two our most beloved player is horribly injured. Nobody bats an eye. In the new world of perfect football symbiotic mind melding, no player is special. No one is above the team. We are a single organism. The card board cut outs are raised. The next play is called.