Author Topic: Brainstorm of things about our program that you want to see our new coach change (Read 12201 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **on:** December 05, 2018, 10:02:17 PM »

In another thread I agreed that the powercat needs at minimum an update, but that it was way down my list of things I’d like to see changed. So let’s think of all the things we’d like to see changed that made K-State fooboo feel tired. List them here. What do you hope the new SLth will change?

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:03:32 PM »

The #FAMILY gimmick is stale as hell, embarrassingly folksy, and incredibly unoriginal. Our rube fans eat that crap up and it’s humiliating.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:04:48 PM »

Uniforms. Our rube fans think it’s one of the elite unis that can never be touched, and they hold it up there with Michigan, Penn State, Notre Dame, etc. our rube fans are rough ridin' idiots.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:05:33 PM »

Nepotism (unless it’s coach Venzy giving his son a schollie)

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:06:54 PM »

More exciting teams that get offered night game slots that lead to exciting games that turn i to actual hot potatoes. We’ve been eating frigid spudz every meal for like three years straight.

goCats101 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:07:33 PM »

"Check with me" offense...

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:09:17 PM »

YES. Related: would love to see hurry-ups, quick counts, no huddle. Oh, and not burning valuble time outs in the first two minutes of a half.

CHONGS · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:09:47 PM »

Make the band move again, this time even further away.

8manpick · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:10:34 PM »

Is this a SB thread or a FD thread?

wetwillie · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:17:37 PM »

Let players with dreads wear it without hiding it in a helmet

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:19:03 PM »

Stop playing Proud Of This House

Trim · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:23:33 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on December 05, 2018, 10:04:48 PM

Our fans.

pissclams · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:25:11 PM »

his face and name. to not being seth LittreLL. seth LittreLL, if hired, should be canned immediately

8manpick · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:32:00 PM »

Sex Liftrell

j-von · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on December 05, 2018, 10:09:47 PM

Make the band move again, this time even further away.

I really agree with this.

ksuchris2000 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:39:27 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on December 05, 2018, 10:03:32 PM

The #FAMILY gimmick is stale as hell, embarrassingly folksy, and incredibly unoriginal. Our rube fans eat that crap up and it’s humiliating.

This. And dump the stupid block of family wood.

tdaver · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:44:19 PM »

Put ‘clams out to pasture with the band

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:44:41 PM »

16 goals

goCats101 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:45:22 PM »

7 yard cushions on 3rd and 5

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:45:35 PM »

Band Day

tdaver · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:46:13 PM »

Take the family wood block and build a Texas McMansion style fireplace and mantel in the corner on the limestone wall

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:46:24 PM »

Crazy Train

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:47:15 PM »

Willie mascot

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:49:28 PM »

Serve alcohol throughout stadium

tdaver · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2018, 10:50:24 PM »

Mismatched field turf