Here’s the thing about the War on Christmas. If you’re not winning the War on Christmas you are losing the War on Christmas.
So if we want to win this thing, we need to get this country more Christmasy E.V.E.R.Y. year. That means, for starters:
1. Start the season after Labor Day (WTF are we going to treat the pagan holiday of Halloween like a backstop?)
2. Manger displays in every public building
3. Walmart greeters MUST say “have a blessed and Merry Christmas and may the lord be with you”
4. Something Jesusy on Starbucks cups