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Re: Welcome to CATMATT!
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2010, 10:01:50 AM »
yeah, cattmatt can stay as long as he keeps making stupid youtube videos and stops making stupid movies.

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Re: Welcome to CATMATT!
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2010, 11:01:33 AM »
catmatt, will you make some videos of icing some bros? 


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Re: Welcome to CATMATT!
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2010, 12:29:16 PM »
OK_Cat ... a lot of questions there to answer.  Some of them are assumptive, but I'll get to them when I get to them.  By the way, I wish it was only a midlife crisis.

SkinnyBenny ... you can never take the Internet too seriously.  The internet is not some little masturbatory toy.  The internet is a powerful tool and a powerful weapon.

I'll stop taking the Internet seriously when the rest of the world does, when peoples careers and lives are no longer destroyed by lies spread through hyperspace, when teenage girls stop starving themselves or cutting themselves because of rumors spread about them online, when people actually start doing research instead of taking something said in a sketch on SNL and attributing it to the public figure the sketch was mimmicking.

You most of all, Jeremy, betray yourself as someone who takes the internet too seriously.  You call me "awful" and "insufferable" when you don't know me at all.  You only know a persona in a handful of videos (less than 20 by my count, totally about 2 and 1/2 hours) and then assume you know the whole person.  That's letting the internet determine your opinion ... in essence, giving the internet too much power.

And you know this.  You know your opinions are shallow and uninformed at best, so you have to justify them by bringing your brother, one of the most popular posters on the Internet, into the argument, making erroneous claims that he feels he has to "tolerate" me or somesuch nonsense.

Which is ridiculous, of course, because I don't know FD personally and have only spent a total of 30 minutes talking with him at bus, so it's not like I'm under the delusion that we're best buds.  So when you pull him into this argument, in essence saying, "I say Catmatt sucks, and my way cooler brother agrees with me," you're kind of like those dim bulbs who hate Sarah Palin because of something Jason Bourne ... er, Matt Damon said about her.

Dude, if you hate my videos so much, don't watch them.  That's what I do.  I figured out after watching a couple of Shane Dawson's videos that I don't like them, so whenever I sign onto YouTube and at least 3 Shane Dawson vids (from any of his 5 YouTube channels) pop up as recommendations, I click the black X to make them go away.  I don't watch, and I don't write Shane Dawson and tell him he's gay or that he's only popular because he is a master of exploiting his 13-year-old fanbase.  I.  Just.  Don't.  Watch.


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Re: Welcome to CATMATT!
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2010, 12:39:05 PM »
Catmatt, do you like my videos?

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« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2010, 03:28:15 PM »
OK_Cat ... a lot of questions there to answer.  Some of them are assumptive, but I'll get to them when I get to them.  By the way, I wish it was only a midlife crisis.

SkinnyBenny ... you can never take the Internet too seriously.  The internet is not some little masturbatory toy.  The internet is a powerful tool and a powerful weapon.

I'll stop taking the Internet seriously when the rest of the world does, when peoples careers and lives are no longer destroyed by lies spread through hyperspace, when teenage girls stop starving themselves or cutting themselves because of rumors spread about them online, when people actually start doing research instead of taking something said in a sketch on SNL and attributing it to the public figure the sketch was mimmicking.

You most of all, Jeremy, betray yourself as someone who takes the internet too seriously.  You call me "awful" and "insufferable" when you don't know me at all.  You only know a persona in a handful of videos (less than 20 by my count, totally about 2 and 1/2 hours) and then assume you know the whole person.  That's letting the internet determine your opinion ... in essence, giving the internet too much power.

And you know this.  You know your opinions are shallow and uninformed at best, so you have to justify them by bringing your brother, one of the most popular posters on the Internet, into the argument, making erroneous claims that he feels he has to "tolerate" me or somesuch nonsense.

Which is ridiculous, of course, because I don't know FD personally and have only spent a total of 30 minutes talking with him at bus, so it's not like I'm under the delusion that we're best buds.  So when you pull him into this argument, in essence saying, "I say Catmatt sucks, and my way cooler brother agrees with me," you're kind of like those dim bulbs who hate Sarah Palin because of something Jason Bourne ... er, Matt Damon said about her.

Dude, if you hate my videos so much, don't watch them.  That's what I do.  I figured out after watching a couple of Shane Dawson's videos that I don't like them, so whenever I sign onto YouTube and at least 3 Shane Dawson vids (from any of his 5 YouTube channels) pop up as recommendations, I click the black X to make them go away.  I don't watch, and I don't write Shane Dawson and tell him he's gay or that he's only popular because he is a master of exploiting his 13-year-old fanbase.  I.  Just.  Don't.  Watch.


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Re: Welcome to CATMATT!
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2010, 03:39:33 PM »

SkinnyBenny ... you can never take the Internet too seriously.  The internet is not some little masturbatory toy.  The internet is a powerful tool and a powerful weapon.


Gotta say CatMatt, really missed the mark with this one.  To a lot of people, thats exactly what the internet is.

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« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2010, 04:18:48 PM »
Jesus, I'm just waiting for you to give us a "With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility" type of speech regarding the internet.

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« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2010, 05:27:50 PM »
MATCATT

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Re: Welcome to CATMATT!
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2010, 05:53:54 PM »


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« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2010, 07:10:22 PM »
Jesus, I'm just waiting for you to give us a "With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility" type of speech regarding the internet.

Ask ... and you shall receive.  I'll make a video of it.
YES!  :crossfingers:

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Re: Welcome to CATMATT!
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2010, 08:16:25 PM »
Catmatt, do you like my videos?

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« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2010, 08:38:26 PM »
Catmatt, do you like my videos?

What is your channel?

Was ESPN a few weeks ago.

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« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2010, 01:46:04 AM »
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Re: Welcome to CATMATT!
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2010, 10:53:15 AM »
catmatt, will you make some videos of icing some bros? 
answer me you dumbass


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« Reply #40 on: May 31, 2010, 11:45:35 AM »
catmatt, will you make some videos of icing some bros? 
answer me you dumbass

I don't drink anymore, haven't for 16 years.  Thing is, if I get into icing, then I open myself to being iced right back, and I would have to disqualify myself (because I don't drink, you see).  Now if I could ice bros, and those bros could, say, zero me back (Using Coke Zero), then we got something.  Hey.  How about a video of "Catmatt Being Zeroed."
true.  ok well thanks for thinking about it and dont get into icing because you will eventually get iced.


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« Reply #41 on: May 31, 2010, 12:18:20 PM »
I feel like you should start drinking again just to get in on this thing.  It will eventually go away and you cam hop back on the wagon.

Tia

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« Reply #42 on: May 31, 2010, 01:16:17 PM »
I feel like you should start drinking again just to get in on this thing.  It will eventually go away and you cam hop back on the wagon.

Tia

You would not like me when I'm drunk.  You all think I'm an a-hole now ... drunk Catmatt is a rough ridin' force of nature that leaves a Catmatt-sized hole in everything that gets in his way (apologies for the third person).  Right now, I have a great marriage, a good job, and I'm able to pay extra on my mortgage each month, plus my parents haven't regretted having me for 16 years.  No way I want to throw that away.

But I wish I could go back in time and play this game.

I haven't met your wife or parents, don't know where you work, or how nice your house is.  All of that said, I'll just say take a long look at how awesome Icing is before you jump to your conclusions.  Mull it over for about 15 min.

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« Reply #43 on: May 31, 2010, 01:22:36 PM »
I feel like you should start drinking again just to get in on this thing.  It will eventually go away and you cam hop back on the wagon.

Tia

You would not like me when I'm drunk.  You all think I'm an a-hole now ... drunk Catmatt is a rough ridin' force of nature that leaves a Catmatt-sized hole in everything that gets in his way (apologies for the third person).  Right now, I have a great marriage, a good job, and I'm able to pay extra on my mortgage each month, plus my parents haven't regretted having me for 16 years.  No way I want to throw that away.

But I wish I could go back in time and play this game.

It's just one ice...It's not like you're getting bro-kegged or something.


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« Reply #44 on: June 01, 2010, 11:04:12 AM »
I hope this doesn't get his mom and dad all pissed off.  :frown:

If it does, I'll write a blog in hast and anger, post it for 72 hours, then delete it after my jets cool and even erase it from my hard drive.

Then kougar24 can hold onto it for 4 freaking years just waiting for the perfect opportunity to pull it out and impress his boyfriends.

Crazy thing is, kougs, I thought we were cool.  I extended the olive branch, had your back in a few conflicts on the other board, even gave you feedback when you asked for advice with FCP.  If I'd been out trashing on you and stepping on your toes, then sure, I can see holding onto that thing for 4 years and pulling it out to embarrass me.  But dude ... I could'a sworn we were cool.

Four fracking years.  And I thought I was petty.

True, it's crazy because I've physically had to "hold onto it" for four years, rather than taking 5 seconds to hit Ctrl+S. :dunno:

That thing was a classic...no way was I going to let it disappear.

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« Reply #45 on: June 01, 2010, 11:17:03 AM »
Dude it's crazy that you printed it out and physically carried it around in your hand for 1,460+ days, then transcribed all of it back into your computer when the time was right.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #46 on: June 01, 2010, 11:20:11 AM »
God damnit.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2010, 11:20:23 AM »
Dude it's crazy that you printed it out and physically carried it around in your hand for 1,460+ days, then transcribed all of it back into your computer when the time was right.

Was totally worth it though.

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« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2010, 11:26:45 AM »
Catmatt, why will you be deleting your account?  You should rethink that.   :confused:

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« Reply #49 on: June 01, 2010, 11:33:27 AM »
Catmatt, why will you be deleting your account?  You should rethink that.   :confused:

Ya, I want CatMatt to hang around.   :cheers: <----- using delicious A&W rootbeer.