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HAWKWEEK
« on: January 20, 2020, 02:41:05 PM »
once again the schedule makers have us starting conference season in lawrentucky and it all sets off tomorrow night against the hawks during HAWKWEEK pt 1.

they absolutely do not match up with us at all in the paint.  doke has regressed every year he's been within 100 miles of coach bill self.  i don't know anyone else on their roster but i'm sure they are all driving brand new H2 hummers bought and paid for by doug compton and scott (pot) pollard.  i'm also sure that they're all overrated soft scrubs who would call a charge in a pick up game.

my guess is we run them out of the gym.

defending b12 champs:  89
burger boy rejects:  66

cats take pt 1 of HAWKWEEK in lawrentucky in a blowout.


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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2020, 03:57:47 PM »
why do i even bother with the premium 'ship when you publish the hot dossier for any internet cafe peasant to see?

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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2020, 04:16:01 PM »
This game is on television.

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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2020, 05:57:43 PM »
what say you, cat maniacs!!??


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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2020, 06:30:54 PM »
This one won't be close. Chickens can't handle the hot sauce and cry like the little tittybabies they are.

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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2020, 11:43:18 PM »
mak is going to feast in the paint

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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2020, 11:57:42 PM »
Welp, it’s settled then. Cat Attack tomorrow in Lawrence.
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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2020, 12:18:03 AM »
Diarra for 3 a lot of times
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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2020, 08:42:09 AM »
I'll drop some math on the beakers.

KU beat WV by 7, KSU beat WV by 16.  The transitive property says KSU by 9.  I think we're on a roll, so I'll say  KSU 81 Chickenbeaks 70

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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2020, 08:55:52 AM »
if the cats whip dat ass and there are no cat fans around to even care because it's a hobby sport, did it really even happen?

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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2020, 08:59:43 AM »
Last night as KORN'S KORNER was going to the credits, BRAD KORN looked at the camera and winked.  Does he know something?


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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2020, 10:55:47 AM »
Last night as KORN'S KORNER was going to the credits, BRAD KORN looked at the camera and winked.  Does he know something?
holy crap did you see that too?
and this weeks KORN’S KERNAL was mind blowing, it’s quickly becoming my favorite part of the show.  not often that you have someone of his pedigree dropping knowledge like that


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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2020, 10:57:23 AM »
So the guy who details my rover (KU '09) and my executive assistant (KU 15) are both out sick today.  I have heard both of the repeatedly say this is the biggest game of the year and they were planning on going.  Want to bet they call in again tomorrow?

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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2020, 11:25:30 AM »
ku def needs this win more than k-state, lawrence area red and blue flannel sales depend on it

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Re: HAWKWEEK
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2020, 03:12:35 PM »
I bet we get the Kevin Keitzman sweep (total points in football and basketball), AND the clean sweep of football and two basketball games.  I am NOT ready to predict a Big 12 Tourney win against the chicken hawks just yet, however.