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Re: Good movie ideas
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2018, 01:47:06 PM »
There's no way in hell a helicopter could carry enough gas to refuel a barge.  :rolleyes:

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« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2018, 01:47:41 PM »
inglorious basterds but the civil war

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« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2018, 02:09:03 PM »
Dig Doug: The Movie

It's like the game dig dug but with the animated character Doug.  Under 90 minutes because it's mostly a kids movie.

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« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2018, 02:17:21 PM »
inglorious basterds but the civil war

Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Rebel scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Rebel scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Rebels. Or you will die tryin'.
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imagine brad pitt etching the stars and bars onto a southern colonel's forehead

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Re: Good movie ideas
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2018, 02:43:44 PM »
There's no way in hell a helicopter could carry enough gas to refuel a barge.  :rolleyes:

"barge gas- the documentary" explores the advancements made in micro-gas technology and how helicopters can carry more fuel for barges than ever before


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Re: Good movie ideas
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2018, 02:46:41 PM »
"behind barge gas"  would be available as a special edition dvd that comes with "barge gas - the documentary" and it is filled with deleted scenes, bloopers (there's a good one where denzel washington slips while trying to rope diane lane and hits his shin on a seal corpse) and commentary from the director and many actors


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« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2018, 03:06:44 PM »
Barge Gas Can’t Float Steel Prisons - barge gas truther doc
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« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2018, 03:22:37 PM »
r/bargegas


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« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2018, 03:49:15 PM »
i knew this whole movie was just a puff piece for big micro gas.  i won't be a party to this propaganda bullshit.


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Re: Good movie ideas
« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2018, 05:12:58 PM »
Gremlins 3 : Gizmo Gets Real

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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2018, 07:34:29 PM »
Before he dies, Hitler has some of his sperm cryogenically frozen so that at some point his offspring can start doing Hitler things again.

Fast forward to the late 90’s, and Hitler’s sperm is used to make a baby to a single mom in the ‘burbs in a boring place, like Ohio or Indiana or something.

This kid grows up to be a huge dorkstore, played by Michael Cera. He finds out that he’s Hitler’s son thanks to a nerdy fat friend (actor TBD) and thinks it’s his destiny to rule the world and finish what his dad started.

Thing is, he’s a huge nerd and can’t even get a girlfriend.


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« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2018, 08:51:21 PM »
here's another idea- it's a movie about a band of adventurous kids who take on the might of a property developing company which plans to destroy their home to build a country club. When the children discover an old pirate map in the attic, they follow it into an underground cavern in search of lost treasure but come up against plenty of dangerous obstacles along the way.

That movie 100% gets made.  The 2nd movie is starts as a bit of a bummer, as the golf course gets made but it adds some new characters to the mix.  It begins as a love story between an up and coming youngster caddy who just knocked up his girlfriend and needs to win the club tournament to get his college scholarship.  He is very conscious of his working class roots in the high flying arena of the country club, but he overcomes many obstacles with the help of his mentor, a zen master trust fund burnout.  There are also some zany minor characters like a new money rich Jewish person member at the WASPy old money ruling class country club and the pot smoking greenskeeper.

that's a perfect follow up and would do well. here's my suggestion for the third and last installment for this trilogy. the golfer from the second movie ends up becoming a famous golfer. he's good but kind of a jerk. there is a second main character who is younger and doesn't have everything together. all this second character ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother learns she is about to lose her home, he joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, he becomes an unlikely golf hero -- much to the chagrin of the well-mannered golf professionals.

After a few years dominating the pro tour and winning every major event, our protagonist loses his father, becomes restless, and in his grief decides to retire from professional golf to try his hand at baseball. Meanwhile, on a far away alien planet the owner of an amusement park decides he needs some new attractions to draw customers, so he sends his underlings to capture the looney tunes and bring them back to moron mountain. When the aliens arrive to apprehend the looney tunes, the crafty bugs bunny tricks the aliens into making a wager of it, and challenged the aliens to a golf match. The aliens agree, but then use their bizarre powers to steal the talent from some of the top golf pros on the tour. Bugs, in desperation, goes to our hero turned minor league baseball player to emplore him to play in their tournament and save them from being prisoners of the moron mountain amusement park. Our hero reluctantly agrees, only to find this ragtag bunch of looney tunes haven't even swung a golf club before... So to save the looney tunes, he'll have his work cut out for him!

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Re: Good movie ideas
« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2018, 09:26:31 PM »
Redo Smokey and the Bandit, but in the year 2200

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Re: Good movie ideas
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2018, 08:24:52 AM »
Well now I'm in on Barge Gas

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« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2018, 08:30:11 AM »
Holy crap! Barge Gas is really going to happen! (Just need to fix that one plot hole.)

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« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2018, 08:31:29 AM »
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Re: Good movie ideas
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2018, 09:20:28 AM »
Wow :lol:
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« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2018, 09:21:45 AM »
My god _33 incredible

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« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2018, 09:23:14 AM »
We need to get this thing an IMDB in production page
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« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2018, 09:27:30 AM »
_33 do you IRL do the graphics for last week tonight or something like that? What I'm saying is if your work isn't viewed by a national audience it really should be.

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« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2018, 09:35:15 AM »
holy crap :lol:


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« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2018, 09:51:28 AM »
amazing

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« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2018, 09:53:32 AM »
How should we split the tubs of money we're about to get?

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« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2018, 09:54:23 AM »
My new life dream is to one day see Barge Gas on the big screen!