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Offline renocat

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I voted today, and feel like a criminal
« on: August 07, 2018, 04:53:57 PM »
I voted.  I had give the poll worker my driver's license.  They put it in a criminal identitying ipad that took my picture.  Then I had to sign the screen, and there was a bunch of bull manure fine print that I guess I agreed to.  Then I voted, and shoved the ballot up the machine''s wazoo.  I got a screen that said thanks for voting you shady low life.
What is next?  Security walk through devices? Finger printing?  DNA testing? Retinal or genital recognition?
All of this crappie is Kobach''s fault.


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Offline Rage Against the McKee

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Re: I voted today, and feel like a criminal
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2018, 04:57:09 PM »
Probably the ol' Kris Kobach Kolonoscopy, reno.

Offline Phil Titola

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Re: I voted today, and feel like a criminal
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2018, 05:02:12 PM »
I had some doofus trying to vote in the wrong place pulling out "are you surpressing my vote".


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Re: I voted today, and feel like a criminal
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2018, 05:09:51 PM »
I hate to break it to you Reno but that "criminal identitying ipad" extracted your fingerprints and DNA from your ID.

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