-scene- sd bro's cow farm house just outside of Meade, KS. There is a cookout happening. It's like 6 PM. The date is last weekend. The drink level is like 3 vodka sodas. the people involved are sd, lil sd, local Meade, KS guy sd knows, sd dad, and sd cow farmer bro.
sd bro: there are over a trillion bats in that old barn.
sd: lil sd, let's go check his stats.
sd dad: here's a flashlight
sd: ok
(sd, lil sd, and this other guy you people don't know or have anyone to relate him to walk over to this barn....it immediately gets incred noisy. like sucking air between your teeth sound but like a jet engine level of it. it smells like what bat poop smells like. I shine the flashlight at the ceiling)
sd: oh man, there are over a trillion bats in here.
(they are like the size of a mouse with wings and not giant rough ridin' face hugger alien sized freak ones. pretty cute.)
lil sd: it smells. why is that old oven in here?
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