Here's the thing about 'goons, you can't really eff them up unless you're at a place like grinders or a place trying to put onions in them and then you're trying too hard. Some of the nastiest Chinese places that deliver at night on the weekend have the best 'goons because PAK'd + 'goons = #science. Don't 'goon it up tho if you don't have sweet and sour and rice around, because if you are, wtf are you doing?