2020 presidential candidate 'crats

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Not to pour salt on the wound but... oh who am I kidding here is a Costco-sized super mega value box of Morton’s for you.

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2020/02/20/you-bernie-suckers-are-going-to-get-fooled-again-n2561582

If you are dumb enough to slobber over a socialist then you’re already inclined toward being a hapless mark, so it should be no surprise that you Bernie dorks are about to get screwed over again by the Democratic Party. Here’s how it’s going to go: Because you are stupid – you support a socialist, so you are presumptively stupid – you think that if you work really hard and win the votes the establishment creeps who own the Democratic Party are going to let you have a say. But, like last time, you won’t get a say. You’ll work real hard – maybe if you worked really hard at actual jobs you wouldn’t be half-wit socialists – and you’ll win the votes, and all your dreams will die as you end up with the nomination going to a malignant midget multi-zillionaire.

I don’t know exactly how they are going to do it – more convenient caucus kerfuffles, super-delegates, shenanigans at the convention – but there is no way your masters will ever let you win. Like I said, you’re socialists, and therefore stupid, so you will get cheated and you will end up having to vote for the Verne Troyer of American big-money politics.

And, like the obedient saps you are, you’ll do it.

Now, at this point, you probably have some complaints about this column. By complaining, you can temporarily distract from the indisputable fact that your own foolishness has put you in the position of being crushingly humiliated by the Democratic elite once again. Let me briefly address your whiny protests.

Yes, I say “socialist” like it’s a bad thing. This is because it’s a very bad thing. Like, to the tune of 100 million corpses bad thing. I’ve actually lived in the ruins of socialism and you, well, you had a man-bunned sociology TA tell you it was swell. And you believed him because you are a dupe. Be glad that I am assuming that you are stupid instead of the only other reason one would ever cavort with these blood-stained goblins: that you are evil.

But he’s a “democratic socialist,” you interject, because you are stupid. Would you feel fine with a “democratic Nazi?” Actually, you probably would, since Nazis are just a genre of socialist with white and black added to the color palette.

Then you’ll claim that the Box Boy won’t be the nominee, no, one of the other pouty posse will get it. Maybe Biden will. You totally want to vote for a guy who thinks his chowder-diving, dancer-diddling loser son should totally be getting $83K a month. Man, if you got money like that you could move out of your parents’ place! Or maybe Audie Buttigieg – he seems plausible. No, I’m not laughing! And then there’s Big Chief Sanders Lite. Maybe she could get elected. Really, I’m not laughing. Okay, then Amy Klobuchar – no, I’m not laughing, I’m just scratching my head wondering why she is even still in. Face it. The only viable option besides Vermont Stalin is Scrooge McSuck.

And your next protest will be that Donald Trump is worse than Mini Mike. In fact, you’ll say, Trump is like Hitler combined with…well, Hitler is the only dictator you don’t like, so we’ll just stick with “He’s literally Hitler for real!” Again, you have been suckered. If you were actually raging against the machine rather than aspiring to be a cog in it, you would back him. Now, you may not like it, and you may be too dumb to see it, but Trump is the only disruptor of the establishment in this race. Short Stuff’s gnome-ination is designed to re-establish the establishment. And mark my words: you’ll help him do it.

....

It keeps going. This beautiful screed keeps going for a lot more. But I feel like I should drive some traffic over there to finish it. He’s dead on.

[michigancat]

Not to pour salt on the wound but... oh who am I kidding here is a Costco-sized super mega value box of Morton’s for you.

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2020/02/20/you-bernie-suckers-are-going-to-get-fooled-again-n2561582

If you are dumb enough to slobber over a socialist then you’re already inclined toward being a hapless mark, so it should be no surprise that you Bernie dorks are about to get screwed over again by the Democratic Party. Here’s how it’s going to go: Because you are stupid – you support a socialist, so you are presumptively stupid – you think that if you work really hard and win the votes the establishment creeps who own the Democratic Party are going to let you have a say. But, like last time, you won’t get a say. You’ll work real hard – maybe if you worked really hard at actual jobs you wouldn’t be half-wit socialists – and you’ll win the votes, and all your dreams will die as you end up with the nomination going to a malignant midget multi-zillionaire.

I don’t know exactly how they are going to do it – more convenient caucus kerfuffles, super-delegates, shenanigans at the convention – but there is no way your masters will ever let you win. Like I said, you’re socialists, and therefore stupid, so you will get cheated and you will end up having to vote for the Verne Troyer of American big-money politics.

And, like the obedient saps you are, you’ll do it.

Now, at this point, you probably have some complaints about this column. By complaining, you can temporarily distract from the indisputable fact that your own foolishness has put you in the position of being crushingly humiliated by the Democratic elite once again. Let me briefly address your whiny protests.

Yes, I say “socialist” like it’s a bad thing. This is because it’s a very bad thing. Like, to the tune of 100 million corpses bad thing. I’ve actually lived in the ruins of socialism and you, well, you had a man-bunned sociology TA tell you it was swell. And you believed him because you are a dupe. Be glad that I am assuming that you are stupid instead of the only other reason one would ever cavort with these blood-stained goblins: that you are evil.

But he’s a “democratic socialist,” you interject, because you are stupid. Would you feel fine with a “democratic Nazi?” Actually, you probably would, since Nazis are just a genre of socialist with white and black added to the color palette.

Then you’ll claim that the Box Boy won’t be the nominee, no, one of the other pouty posse will get it. Maybe Biden will. You totally want to vote for a guy who thinks his chowder-diving, dancer-diddling loser son should totally be getting $83K a month. Man, if you got money like that you could move out of your parents’ place! Or maybe Audie Buttigieg – he seems plausible. No, I’m not laughing! And then there’s Big Chief Sanders Lite. Maybe she could get elected. Really, I’m not laughing. Okay, then Amy Klobuchar – no, I’m not laughing, I’m just scratching my head wondering why she is even still in. Face it. The only viable option besides Vermont Stalin is Scrooge McSuck.

And your next protest will be that Donald Trump is worse than Mini Mike. In fact, you’ll say, Trump is like Hitler combined with…well, Hitler is the only dictator you don’t like, so we’ll just stick with “He’s literally Hitler for real!” Again, you have been suckered. If you were actually raging against the machine rather than aspiring to be a cog in it, you would back him. Now, you may not like it, and you may be too dumb to see it, but Trump is the only disruptor of the establishment in this race. Short Stuff’s gnome-ination is designed to re-establish the establishment. And mark my words: you’ll help him do it.

....

It keeps going. This beautiful screed keeps going for a lot more. But I feel like I should drive some traffic over there to finish it. He’s dead on.

lol K-dub is back in this for real

[Kat Kid]

Bernie is going to win.

feels good.

[Spracne]

If u numbnuts nominate Bernie, lol, well...

[michigancat]

https://twitter.com/AliceFromQueens/status/1231462174717071360?s=19

[MakeItRain]

This thing is very over. Bernie is going to win SC and run the score up on Super Tuesday. He's going to win by large margins in large, diverse states. California, Texas, Illinois, and Florida will be bloodbaths. Joe spent all that time pandering to African-American evangelicals, talking to them like they are mindless pets, and he completely forgot about the latinx vote.

Also lol at that old fool acting like the one delegate he's going to win means anything. He's leaving Nevada still in 5th place in the delegate count.

Who rounds out his ticket if you had to say right now?

Stacy Abrams

[MakeItRain]

This thing is very over. Bernie is going to win SC and run the score up on Super Tuesday. He's going to win by large margins in large, diverse states. California, Texas, Illinois, and Florida will be bloodbaths. Joe spent all that time pandering to African-American evangelicals, talking to them like they are mindless pets, and he completely forgot about the latinx vote.

Also lol at that old fool acting like the one delegate he's going to win means anything. He's leaving Nevada still in 5th place in the delegate count.

This describes virtually every Dem politician.

lol, keep telling yourself that

[MakeItRain]

Not to pour salt on the wound but... oh who am I kidding here is a Costco-sized super mega value box of Morton’s for you.

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2020/02/20/you-bernie-suckers-are-going-to-get-fooled-again-n2561582

If you are dumb enough to slobber over a socialist then you’re already inclined toward being a hapless mark, so it should be no surprise that you Bernie dorks are about to get screwed over again by the Democratic Party. Here’s how it’s going to go: Because you are stupid – you support a socialist, so you are presumptively stupid – you think that if you work really hard and win the votes the establishment creeps who own the Democratic Party are going to let you have a say. But, like last time, you won’t get a say. You’ll work real hard – maybe if you worked really hard at actual jobs you wouldn’t be half-wit socialists – and you’ll win the votes, and all your dreams will die as you end up with the nomination going to a malignant midget multi-zillionaire.

I don’t know exactly how they are going to do it – more convenient caucus kerfuffles, super-delegates, shenanigans at the convention – but there is no way your masters will ever let you win. Like I said, you’re socialists, and therefore stupid, so you will get cheated and you will end up having to vote for the Verne Troyer of American big-money politics.

And, like the obedient saps you are, you’ll do it.

Now, at this point, you probably have some complaints about this column. By complaining, you can temporarily distract from the indisputable fact that your own foolishness has put you in the position of being crushingly humiliated by the Democratic elite once again. Let me briefly address your whiny protests.

Yes, I say “socialist” like it’s a bad thing. This is because it’s a very bad thing. Like, to the tune of 100 million corpses bad thing. I’ve actually lived in the ruins of socialism and you, well, you had a man-bunned sociology TA tell you it was swell. And you believed him because you are a dupe. Be glad that I am assuming that you are stupid instead of the only other reason one would ever cavort with these blood-stained goblins: that you are evil.

But he’s a “democratic socialist,” you interject, because you are stupid. Would you feel fine with a “democratic Nazi?” Actually, you probably would, since Nazis are just a genre of socialist with white and black added to the color palette.

Then you’ll claim that the Box Boy won’t be the nominee, no, one of the other pouty posse will get it. Maybe Biden will. You totally want to vote for a guy who thinks his chowder-diving, dancer-diddling loser son should totally be getting $83K a month. Man, if you got money like that you could move out of your parents’ place! Or maybe Audie Buttigieg – he seems plausible. No, I’m not laughing! And then there’s Big Chief Sanders Lite. Maybe she could get elected. Really, I’m not laughing. Okay, then Amy Klobuchar – no, I’m not laughing, I’m just scratching my head wondering why she is even still in. Face it. The only viable option besides Vermont Stalin is Scrooge McSuck.

And your next protest will be that Donald Trump is worse than Mini Mike. In fact, you’ll say, Trump is like Hitler combined with…well, Hitler is the only dictator you don’t like, so we’ll just stick with “He’s literally Hitler for real!” Again, you have been suckered. If you were actually raging against the machine rather than aspiring to be a cog in it, you would back him. Now, you may not like it, and you may be too dumb to see it, but Trump is the only disruptor of the establishment in this race. Short Stuff’s gnome-ination is designed to re-establish the establishment. And mark my words: you’ll help him do it.

....

It keeps going. This beautiful screed keeps going for a lot more. But I feel like I should drive some traffic over there to finish it. He’s dead on.

lol K-dub is back in this for real

Dude is on full tilt, it didn't take long

[MakeItRain]

If u numbnuts nominate Bernie, lol, well...

Yeah man, shame on the democrats for nominating an actual liberal. It isn't the job of that party to make you and you other "moderates" feel better for being a Republican. It took the democrats 60 years to find a liberal to run for president. It happened because your party thought they needed Trump to follow a black centrist. rough ridin' blame yourself and your party for finally waking up the sleepy and complacent liberals.

You rough ridin' republicans are something else, fix your rough ridin' party and stop expecting other's to vote against their own interests because your leaders only give a crap about keeping themselves rich. This is happening because people are tired of not being able to afford health care, want some leadership on kids getting gunned down in classrooms, and don't want racists and Nazis cozied up to be the country's leadership. Your fault that your party let these be liberal stances.

Twenty years ago Pete Buttigieg and Michael Bloomberg would be populist conservatives. There is no such thing as a populist conservative anymore, and these people don't have a place in the democratic party, as they shouldn't given they aren't liberals. Take your party back from the evangelicals, and Washington insiders getting money and power from the gun lobby, the private financial sector, and the health care industry.

[MakeItRain]

https://twitter.com/AliceFromQueens/status/1231462174717071360?s=19

He showed his whole ass tonight with that temper tantrum disguised as a speech. He with his 2% African-American support, claiming Bernie is leaving democrats behind and can't build a coalition. He can't garner more minority support than Amy rough ridin' Klobuchar, and she supported a damn English official language bill.

[Spracne]

If u numbnuts nominate Bernie, lol, well...

Yeah man, shame on the democrats for nominating an actual liberal. It isn't the job of that party to make you and you other "moderates" feel better for being a Republican. It took the democrats 60 years to find a liberal to run for president. It happened because your party thought they needed Trump to follow a black centrist. rough ridin' blame yourself and your party for finally waking up the sleepy and complacent liberals.

You rough ridin' republicans are something else, fix your rough ridin' party and stop expecting other's to vote against their own interests because your leaders only give a crap about keeping themselves rich. This is happening because people are tired of not being able to afford health care, want some leadership on kids getting gunned down in classrooms, and don't want racists and Nazis cozied up to be the country's leadership. Your fault that your party let these be liberal stances.

Twenty years ago Pete Buttigieg and Michael Bloomberg would be populist conservatives. There is no such thing as a populist conservative anymore, and these people don't have a place in the democratic party, as they shouldn't given they aren't liberals. Take your party back from the evangelicals, and Washington insiders getting money and power from the gun lobby, the private financial sector, and the health care industry.

He's a GDI, tho. And a cartoon character. I'll grant you that he appears to be sincere. But I simply cannot envision a President Bernie. Granted, I could not envision a President Trump, and maybe this is the populist pendulum swinging the other way...

[MakeItRain]

If u numbnuts nominate Bernie, lol, well...

Yeah man, shame on the democrats for nominating an actual liberal. It isn't the job of that party to make you and you other "moderates" feel better for being a Republican. It took the democrats 60 years to find a liberal to run for president. It happened because your party thought they needed Trump to follow a black centrist. rough ridin' blame yourself and your party for finally waking up the sleepy and complacent liberals.

You rough ridin' republicans are something else, fix your rough ridin' party and stop expecting other's to vote against their own interests because your leaders only give a crap about keeping themselves rich. This is happening because people are tired of not being able to afford health care, want some leadership on kids getting gunned down in classrooms, and don't want racists and Nazis cozied up to be the country's leadership. Your fault that your party let these be liberal stances.

Twenty years ago Pete Buttigieg and Michael Bloomberg would be populist conservatives. There is no such thing as a populist conservative anymore, and these people don't have a place in the democratic party, as they shouldn't given they aren't liberals. Take your party back from the evangelicals, and Washington insiders getting money and power from the gun lobby, the private financial sector, and the health care industry.

He's a GDI, tho. And a cartoon character. I'll grant you that he appears to be sincere. But I simply cannot envision a President Bernie. Granted, I could not envision a President Trump, and maybe this is the populist pendulum swinging the other way...

He was only an independent because the democratic party spent a majority of our lifetimes squeezing out liberals in favor of do nothing but accept the status quo moderates. The most liberal president since Kennedy didn't support gay marriage and literally did nothing to advance any actual liberal cause. I can think of four things that have actually moved what we think of left since I started following politics in the 80's.

1. The Brady Bill, which was passed and championed by a Republican poster child. Subsequently rolled back and never advanced upon in 16 years of democratic leadership.
2. Legalization of gay marriage. Was not supported by the democratic president, forced by the Supreme Court.
3. Legalization of marijuana. Not supported by the democratic president, done by the states. In fact the democratic president used federal law enforcement to bully law abiding citizens in states that deemed the sell and use legal.
4. Criminal justice reform. Done by Donald Trump, to undo the damage done by one eight year democratic president and completely ignored by another.

There is a reason why the house takeover in '18 prominently featured progressives, the people, not the party, have finally started to be heard. The DNC is still very comfortable being the party of 21st century dixiecrats.

[Spracne]

So, populism?

[MakeItRain]

Bernie is going to win.

feels good.

It should. I'm glad his support was strong enough to withstand two other progressives in the race. I'm also glad Liz is going to stick around till Super Tuesday to simply crap on Bloomberg and be another progressive voice. I'll be interested to see if she focuses on Pete as well, as he attempts to paint progressives as extreme.

Anyway, grats!

[MakeItRain]

So, populism?

What exactly are you referring to as populism?

[Spracne]

So, populism?

What exactly are you referring to as populism?

Bernie is a populist. That's what I'm referring to. You could argue that his populism appeals to the better angels of our nature, but it seems poetic that one populist might be followed by another. (Even though I still can't imagine him being elected)

[MakeItRain]

So, populism?

What exactly are you referring to as populism?

Bernie is a populist. That's what I'm referring to. You could argue that his populism appeals to the better angels of our nature, but it seems poetic that one populist might be followed by another. (Even though I still can't imagine him being elected)

  although Trump isn't a populist, his beliefs don't reflect that. He was a good salesman that ran against a historically bad, one and still lost the popular vote.

[MakeItRain]

So I read this earlier today
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/02/fox-has-been-more-fair-why-bernies-team-has-had-it-with-msnbc/amp

Then this happened.
https://twitter.com/jeremyscahill/status/1231356866325815299

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1231353034447507461

From Bernie's communication director
https://twitter.com/cascamike/status/1231351029616316416

Dude on the Biden campaign
https://twitter.com/AndrewBatesNC/status/1231357607362940928

https://twitter.com/ArunChaud/status/1231359106088304640

This dude worked for Hilz and the police
https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/1231362777954050049

They have to fire him, they fired Melissa Harris Perry for much less than that.

[chum1]

You rough ridin' republicans are something else, fix your rough ridin' party and stop expecting other's to vote against their own interests

Republicans in general love the crap out of telling Democrats who their leaders should be, what their policies should be, and how they should behave. And maybe they do because Democrats listen to them. Or maybe things like taking major offense at whatever language was recently used by AOC simply serve as a convenient excuse for them not to do the morally right thing.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

If u numbnuts nominate Bernie, lol, well...

Yeah man, shame on the democrats for nominating an actual liberal. It isn't the job of that party to make you and you other "moderates" feel better for being a Republican. It took the democrats 60 years to find a liberal to run for president. It happened because your party thought they needed Trump to follow a black centrist. rough ridin' blame yourself and your party for finally waking up the sleepy and complacent liberals.

You rough ridin' republicans are something else, fix your rough ridin' party and stop expecting other's to vote against their own interests because your leaders only give a crap about keeping themselves rich. This is happening because people are tired of not being able to afford health care, want some leadership on kids getting gunned down in classrooms, and don't want racists and Nazis cozied up to be the country's leadership. Your fault that your party let these be liberal stances.

Twenty years ago Pete Buttigieg and Michael Bloomberg would be populist conservatives. There is no such thing as a populist conservative anymore, and these people don't have a place in the democratic party, as they shouldn't given they aren't liberals. Take your party back from the evangelicals, and Washington insiders getting money and power from the gun lobby, the private financial sector, and the health care industry.

Amazing meltdown. Yes, it’s the Pubs’ fault that the Dems have finally fully dropped the mask and are about to nominate a Marxist.

[steve dave]

bloomberg mocking trump all over the country is not the worst use of his billions of dollars

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

https://twitter.com/AliceFromQueens/status/1231462174717071360?s=19

He showed his whole ass tonight with that temper tantrum disguised as a speech. He with his 2% African-American support, claiming Bernie is leaving democrats behind and can't build a coalition. He can't garner more minority support than Amy rough ridin' Klobuchar, and she supported a damn English official language bill.

Why are black people so homophobic?

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

bloomberg mocking trump all over the country is not the worst use of his billions of dollars

Not the best, either. He should be directing his dollars against Sanders if he actually wants to stop him. I’m not sure he does.

[sonofdaxjones]

The worst part about Bernie getting elected is now I’ll have to admit that Vlad Putin not only won the dunk contest in speculator fashion against the previous administration, repeatedly windmilling into their dumb forehead.

He’ll now be windmilling on the current administration with millions of UIN’ers talking about “protecting our democracy” WHILE backing Vlad and Bernie Marx every step of the way. 

SMDH

[steve dave]

Yes, it’s the Pubs’ fault that the Dems have finally fully dropped the mask and are about to nominate a Marxist.

Agree with this part. Exact story with the pubs blaming Obama for dropping the mask on the unabashed bigotry and fascism. Both poles need to get their crap together.