name 2 things you hate

[Holdin Manutz]

1. Stupid people
2. STD's

[Saulbadguy]

I noticed that many of these things people post can be completely avoided by not going to Wal-Mart.

[kst8catfan]

I noticed that many of these things people post can be completely avoided by not going to Wal-Mart.

I'm thinking the people who are causing the problems at Walmart, i.e. "overshoppers", check cashers, & express lane cloggers,  should just go to K-Mart.  There's no waiting in line there.

[steve dave]

I noticed that many of these things people post can be completely avoided by not going to Wal-Mart.

or flying Southwest

[pissclams]

i have absolutely no problem shopping at wal-mart.

[Saulbadguy]

i have absolutely no problem shopping at wal-mart.

They make it pretty easy, grab cart, put desired items in cart, pay for items at check out lane.

[j rake]

1. Big 12 football
2. Jean shorts

[pissclams]

i have absolutely no problem shopping at wal-mart.

They make it pretty easy, grab cart, put desired items in cart, pay for items at check out lane.

i especially like the self check out at wal-mart.

[Saulbadguy]

i have absolutely no problem shopping at wal-mart.

They make it pretty easy, grab cart, put desired items in cart, pay for items at check out lane.

i especially like the self check out at wal-mart.

They took those out at the ones in Topeka.  Apparently shoppers were too stupid to figure them out.

[pissclams]

i have absolutely no problem shopping at wal-mart.

They make it pretty easy, grab cart, put desired items in cart, pay for items at check out lane.

i especially like the self check out at wal-mart.

They took those out at the ones in Topeka.  Apparently shoppers were too stupid to figure them out.

funny you mention that.  i stood there watching a guy gaze off into oblivion yesterday at the self check out at walmart while the machine kept asking him if he would like to pay or continue.  it cycled like that for a few minutes (long enough for the chick in front of me to ring up her crap, bag it, pay, and for me to do the same).  he didn't have a clue.  THE rough ridin' BUTTON WAS BLINKING, ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PRESS IT.  he looked back at me at one point and i just stared at him and let him know that I thought he was a pathetic loser.

i swear they need to mandate an IQ test for anyone who chooses to use the self checkout.  it could not be any easier to use, yet people manage to get lost in it.

[Winters]

1. Sirr Parker
2. Drew Brees

[Rage Against the McKee]

funny you mention that.  i stood there watching a guy gaze off into oblivion yesterday at the self check out at walmart while the machine kept asking him if he would like to pay or continue.  it cycled like that for a few minutes (long enough for the chick in front of me to ring up her crap, bag it, pay, and for me to do the same).  he didn't have a clue.  THE frackING BUTTON WAS BLINKING, ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PRESS IT.  he looked back at me at one point and i just stared at him and let him know that I thought he was a pathetic loser.

i swear they need to mandate an IQ test for anyone who chooses to use the self checkout.  it could not be any easier to use, yet people manage to get lost in it.

Maybe he was looking for the option to pay with food stamps

The world must be a cruel place for retards.

[WillieWatanabe]

Speaking of walmart...

[Rage Against the McKee]

Speaking of walmart...

WORLD FORUM!

[CNS]

Speaking of walmart...

Here is the plan:

Two people enter walmart.  One goes to a remote corner of the store(shoes, fabric, or some crap and demands to see the manager).

Other guy goes straight to the computers(or whatev you want to steal) and walks out the front door.  If anyone stops you, remind them of this story and that they will lose their job. 

 <---afterward, not waiting, but sipping coffee checking out goEMAW on a new computer.

[DQ12]

Hangovers

and

The Hangover

[WillieWatanabe]

Dane Cook

Zach Galifianakis

[Saulbadguy]

Speaking of walmart...

Here is the plan:

Two people enter walmart.  One goes to a remote corner of the store(shoes, fabric, or some crap and demands to see the manager).

Other guy goes straight to the computers(or whatev you want to steal) and walks out the front door.  If anyone stops you, remind them of this story and that they will lose their job. 

 <---afterward, not waiting, but sipping coffee checking out goEMAW on a new computer.

Loss prevention can nab you, just not the cashiers.

[WillieWatanabe]

Speaking of walmart...

Here is the plan:

Two people enter walmart.  One goes to a remote corner of the store(shoes, fabric, or some crap and demands to see the manager).

Other guy goes straight to the computers(or whatev you want to steal) and walks out the front door.  If anyone stops you, remind them of this story and that they will lose their job. 

 <---afterward, not waiting, but sipping coffee checking out goEMAW on a new computer.

Loss prevention can nab you, just not the cashiers.

Loss prevention = 1 or 2 guys wearing normal clothes...but have an earpiece... **

** At least at the MHK one

[Kat Kid]

Dane Cook

Zach Galifianakis

weird combo

[WillieWatanabe]

Dane Cook

Zach Galifianakis

weird combo

Yeah....pretty much opposites. But i hate them for the same reason...Everyone loved them and talked about them all the time before I even heard of them. So, when i actually saw them. Pure Hate.

[Kat Kid]

Dane Cook

Zach Galifianakis

weird combo

Yeah....pretty much opposites. But i hate them for the same reason...Everyone loved them and talked about them all the time before I even heard of them. So, when i actually saw them. Pure Hate.

I've met both fans and Zach fans are much less annoying and much cooler.  Dane Cook fans are insanely scary.  I don't really fall in either camp, but that alone makes a huge difference. 

I would be in 100% agreement if you had Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Blue Collar Comedy or Joe Rogan in Zach Gaksjakfjkji's spot.

[WillieWatanabe]

I would be in 100% agreement if you had Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Blue Collar Comedy or Joe Rogan in Zach Gaksjakfjkji's spot.

I've always liked that Blue Collar stuff....probably alone on that one. 

[SkinnyBenny]

I would be in 100% agreement if you had Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Blue Collar Comedy or Joe Rogan in Zach Gaksjakfjkji's spot.

I've always liked that Blue Collar stuff....probably alone on that one. 

Are you fracking kidding me with that B.S.?

[WillieWatanabe]

I would be in 100% agreement if you had Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Blue Collar Comedy or Joe Rogan in Zach Gaksjakfjkji's spot.

I've always liked that Blue Collar stuff....probably alone on that one. 

Are you fracking kidding me with that B.S.?

Nope...that's why i added the "probably alone on that one" part... Guess i should have included an asterisk.