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Offline I_have_purplewood

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Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« on: February 07, 2018, 11:32:20 AM »
This is where anyone can post a quick prayer for this and all remaining games going forward. :cyclist:

Dear Lord,
Please watch over our boy's in purple tonight and give them the strength for victory. :pray: Please bless Dean's beautiful fade having that translate into over 35 points thus carrying the other loser's on our team.  :pray:Please cause Stockard III to tun his ankle walking off the bus so I don't have to agonize watching his fat ass commit 4 fouls in 6 minutes.  :pray:And please Lord make Coach Weber a man for at least one night, so he can actually act and coach a game for these boys like a man.  And Lord, please smite Mohamed Bamba :whornsdown: not because he's an ISIS member but because of his wicked ability to kill us single handily and then eventually start a holy war against us Christians.   Amen

I know this might not go over well because this board is full of Agnostic's, Atheist's, Apatheist's, and Liberal's but please try to be accepting for our team.  :blank:God Bless. :bball:


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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2018, 12:56:14 PM »
i've entered a counterprayer.  i hope god loves me more than purplewood; but, one way or the other, i need to know.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2018, 01:40:34 PM »
Hail Mary
Full of Grace
Help us Win
This Big Twelve Race
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2018, 01:43:41 PM »
Jokes on you. Mary is an #agendite.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2018, 01:59:34 PM »
Quote from: sys on February 07, 2018, 12:56:14 PM
i've entered a counterprayer.  i hope god loves me more than purplewood; but, one way or the other, i need to know.

I'm not 100% sure but I think the Lord loves most of us equal but if he answers your prayer, please PM me.  tia  Have a blessed day.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2018, 02:05:47 PM »
praying for a win over Texas in basketball, wow and wtf
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2018, 02:21:32 PM »
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2018, 02:45:53 PM »
Good bread, good meat
Please God don't let the Wildcats get beat
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2018, 03:12:58 PM »
Hail Satan
Full of Sin
Help us Mush
the Horns' Face In
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2018, 03:15:33 PM »
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on February 07, 2018, 01:59:34 PM
I think the Lord loves most of us equal.

we'll find out.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2018, 03:23:33 PM »
Gawd, put rabid squirrels in the shorts of the Texas Long Ones.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2018, 03:26:11 PM »
O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit this kind and decent basketball team into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give us a break.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2018, 03:36:24 PM »
I don't think the ksu game historically involving god/beasley is until next week.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2018, 06:50:29 PM »
Lord and master of the universe Baal, I sacrifice and burn this bunny rabbit in your name so that you might the smite in your righteous anger the blasphemous worshippers of Longhorn -- and horned frogs, red raiders, storms, cowpunchers and land thieves. Smite them enough so that the weak and pitiful general you have seen fit to provide us in your wisdom may prevail against these slaves to false idols.
May the laminations of the victims please you as much as my humble burnt offering.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2018, 09:49:05 PM »
you have heard the prayers of others, lord, and shut your ears to my own.  you have forsaken me, your chosen person, our covenant is broken.  henceforth, your name is dust in my mouth, your laws, the earth i trod.
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2018, 09:53:35 PM »
The wages of sin....
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2018, 10:20:52 PM »
Quote from: sys on February 07, 2018, 09:49:05 PM
you have heard the prayers of others, lord, and shut your ears to my own.  you have forsaken me, your chosen person, our covenant is broken.  henceforth, your name is dust in my mouth, your laws, the earth i trod.

:lol:   Just remember Fransys, God has nothing to say to the self righteous...
 
 Stockard III only played 3 minutes.... :ohno: :runaway: :ohno:  It's a little scary that the Lord is listening to me but I promise to use MY prayer only for good in the remaining games.  I will not mind if Kam re-injures his foot/ankle fyi and that renocat starts speaking in something other than tongues.  And all of you thinking this is the work of Mephistopheles are a bunch of freaks.    :buh-bye: 
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Re: Please post a quick prayer for our Hoop's team
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2018, 10:48:53 PM »
Baal does like the sweet smell of burning bunny.
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