Author Topic: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread) (Read 448189 times)

sunny_cat · « **Reply #2150 on:** March 03, 2014, 12:30:59 AM »

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The Cyclops is born pic.twitter.com/9MGj0p5UW9

scottwildcat · « **Reply #2151 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:01:53 AM »

The all white home kit is official now btw.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #2152 on:** March 03, 2014, 09:08:04 AM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on March 03, 2014, 08:01:53 AM

The all white home kit is official now btw.

ugggggly

Tobias · « **Reply #2153 on:** March 03, 2014, 09:12:22 AM »

i like them

scottwildcat · « **Reply #2154 on:** March 03, 2014, 09:17:42 AM »

I'm pretty woof on them. Allegedly FIFA asked for super basic designs for this World Cup. If true just more of FIFA being dumb corrupt losers.

Spaces · « **Reply #2155 on:** March 03, 2014, 09:53:48 AM »

BOOOOOOO WE HATE OUR OUTFITS 'CAUSE THEY'RE GROSS BOOOOOOO WE'RE SICK AND UGLY >:-[

Tobias · « **Reply #2156 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:09:09 AM »

rumblings that ninja dobber had a good weekend

slobber · « **Reply #2157 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:09:43 AM »

Ninjas won 5-1. The one they gave up was an own goal. dobber Jr. had a goal and several opportunites, but he forgot he had a left foot. Great start to the season.

Heat got smoked 0-5. dobber Jr'ette was finally not happy with losing. She may grow into a soccer player, but it will take some more time. She does great with the ball until she looks up and sees a defender, then it's like, "OH crap! KICK THE BALL RIGHT TO THE DEFENDER IN FRONT OF ME!

" I am considering telling her to just keep her head down and look at the ball.

Toddler dobber dribbles the ball all over the sidelines during the games and then repeatedly says, "I wanna go to park. Park, Daddy. PARRRRRRK!"

slobber · « **Reply #2158 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:10:15 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on March 03, 2014, 10:09:09 AM

rumblings that ninja dobber had a good weekend

lol, how in the hell did I eff that up!?!

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #2159 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:10:49 AM »

Quote from: dobber on March 03, 2014, 10:09:43 AM

Ninjas won 5-1. The one they gave up was an own goal. dobber Jr. had a goal and several opportunites, but he forgot he had a left foot. Great start to the season.

Heat got smoked 0-5. dobber Jr'ette was finally not happy with losing. She may grow into a soccer player, but it will take some more time. She does great with the ball until she looks up and sees a defender, then it's like, "OH crap! KICK THE BALL RIGHT TO THE DEFENDER IN FRONT OF ME! " I am considering telling her to just keep her head down and look at the ball.

Toddler dobber dribbles the ball all over the sidelines during the games and then repeatedly says, "I wanna go to park. Park, Daddy. PARRRRRRK!"

I liked this post better in the twitter thread.

slobber · « **Reply #2160 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:11:46 AM »

Quote from: Metalhead on March 03, 2014, 10:10:49 AM

Quote from: dobber on March 03, 2014, 10:09:43 AM
Ninjas won 5-1. The one they gave up was an own goal. dobber Jr. had a goal and several opportunites, but he forgot he had a left foot. Great start to the season.

Heat got smoked 0-5. dobber Jr'ette was finally not happy with losing. She may grow into a soccer player, but it will take some more time. She does great with the ball until she looks up and sees a defender, then it's like, "OH crap! KICK THE BALL RIGHT TO THE DEFENDER IN FRONT OF ME! " I am considering telling her to just keep her head down and look at the ball.

Toddler dobber dribbles the ball all over the sidelines during the games and then repeatedly says, "I wanna go to park. Park, Daddy. PARRRRRRK!"

I liked this post better in the twitter thread.

Tobias · « **Reply #2161 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:13:38 AM »

dobber squad seems pretty adorbs

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #2162 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:25:51 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on March 03, 2014, 10:13:38 AM

dobber squad seems pretty adorbs

toddler dobber knows what they want, and they know how to get it. total stud/ boss move.

slobber · « **Reply #2163 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:29:47 AM »

Quote from: Metalhead on March 03, 2014, 10:25:51 AM

Quote from: Tobias on March 03, 2014, 10:13:38 AM
dobber squad seems pretty adorbs

toddler dobber knows what they want, and they know how to get it. total stud/ boss move.

:horrorsurprise:I told him he had to wait until after the game, but Mrs. dobber couldn't hold out and toddler dobber went to the park!

scottwildcat · « **Reply #2164 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:30:24 AM »

Quote from: dobber on March 03, 2014, 10:09:43 AM

Ninjas won 5-1. The one they gave up was an own goal. dobber Jr. had a goal and several opportunites, but he forgot he had a left foot. Great start to the season.

Heat got smoked 0-5. dobber Jr'ette was finally not happy with losing. She may grow into a soccer player, but it will take some more time. She does great with the ball until she looks up and sees a defender, then it's like, "OH crap! KICK THE BALL RIGHT TO THE DEFENDER IN FRONT OF ME! " I am considering telling her to just keep her head down and look at the ball.

Toddler dobber dribbles the ball all over the sidelines during the games and then repeatedly says, "I wanna go to park. Park, Daddy. PARRRRRRK!"

Do the Ninjas have a scarf? Would buy.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #2165 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:41:29 AM »

Quote from: dobber on March 03, 2014, 10:29:47 AM

Quote from: Metalhead on March 03, 2014, 10:25:51 AM
Quote from: Tobias on March 03, 2014, 10:13:38 AM
dobber squad seems pretty adorbs

toddler dobber knows what they want, and they know how to get it. total stud/ boss move.
:horrorsurprise:I told him he had to wait until after the game, but Mrs. dobber couldn't hold out and toddler dobber went to the park!

Called it!

sunny_cat · « **Reply #2166 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:57:11 AM »

Looks pretty slick imo.

Spaces · « **Reply #2167 on:** March 03, 2014, 12:03:18 PM »

Crazy numbers thing to think about: I'm only 5 World Cups old

Spaces · « **Reply #2168 on:** March 03, 2014, 12:07:46 PM »

I'm turning 6 World Cups old in June

slobber · « **Reply #2169 on:** March 03, 2014, 12:12:11 PM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on March 03, 2014, 10:30:24 AM

Quote from: dobber on March 03, 2014, 10:09:43 AM
Ninjas won 5-1. The one they gave up was an own goal. dobber Jr. had a goal and several opportunites, but he forgot he had a left foot. Great start to the season.

Heat got smoked 0-5. dobber Jr'ette was finally not happy with losing. She may grow into a soccer player, but it will take some more time. She does great with the ball until she looks up and sees a defender, then it's like, "OH crap! KICK THE BALL RIGHT TO THE DEFENDER IN FRONT OF ME! " I am considering telling her to just keep her head down and look at the ball.

Toddler dobber dribbles the ball all over the sidelines during the games and then repeatedly says, "I wanna go to park. Park, Daddy. PARRRRRRK!"

Do the Ninjas have a scarf? Would buy.

Will talk to coach. He probably has it all designed and everything. We do have a logo. I will look for it online and post here if I find it. Picture a ninja slicing soccer balls in half, but with his feet kicks.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #2170 on:** March 03, 2014, 01:35:51 PM »

Quote from: dobber on March 03, 2014, 12:12:11 PM

Quote from: scottwildcat on March 03, 2014, 10:30:24 AM
Quote from: dobber on March 03, 2014, 10:09:43 AM
Ninjas won 5-1. The one they gave up was an own goal. dobber Jr. had a goal and several opportunites, but he forgot he had a left foot. Great start to the season.

Heat got smoked 0-5. dobber Jr'ette was finally not happy with losing. She may grow into a soccer player, but it will take some more time. She does great with the ball until she looks up and sees a defender, then it's like, "OH crap! KICK THE BALL RIGHT TO THE DEFENDER IN FRONT OF ME! " I am considering telling her to just keep her head down and look at the ball.

Toddler dobber dribbles the ball all over the sidelines during the games and then repeatedly says, "I wanna go to park. Park, Daddy. PARRRRRRK!"

Do the Ninjas have a scarf? Would buy.
Will talk to coach. He probably has it all designed and everything. We do have a logo. I will look for it online and post here if I find it. Picture a ninja slicing soccer balls in half, but with his feet kicks.

how does that work for scoring purposes? do the ninjas get half a point if they feet kick half of the ball into the goal?

sunny_cat · « **Reply #2171 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:09:57 PM »

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SportsCenter ?@SportsCenter 1h
THIS JUST IN: Ukraine cancels Wednesday's soccer friendly in Cyprus vs United States.

Oh well. Weren't going to see Julian Green anyway, so I wasn't really going to care about this game.

sunny_cat · « **Reply #2172 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:19:04 PM »

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Steven Goff ?@SoccerInsider 23s
USSF still awaiting word from Ukraine federation about status of friendly Wednesday in Cyprus. Stand by ...

joda · « **Reply #2173 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:50:05 PM »

Cool read over on ESPN about the '94 team, supposed to be 1st of a 4 part series
http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1733142/slogging-away-shadows?cc=5901

scottwildcat · « **Reply #2174 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:24:46 PM »

Game on now.

Poll

I'm thinking of wrecking threads everywhere until this shit gets fixed or I get banned, should I?

Author Topic: US Men's National Team Soccer Thread! (lower division thread) (Read 448189 times)