let me start with things that I liked:
1. adorable hand puppet yoda. even tho everything he said or did was stupid and sucked it was great to see and excellent hand puppet yoda and for them to ditch the cgi nightmare he had become in more recent films.
2. space leia. even though it sucked and was truly horrible, I liked it because I expected that was them killing her off in a lame way because she was dead irl and then major twist on me she wasn't killed off after all.
3. killing big bad snoke with no fanfare and not dealing with any of his crap or where he came from or anything. this giant smeagle was a lame big bad and the whole first order thing from day one has been pretty bad so I appreciated that they killed him in this way. good twist mr director.
4. luke temple backstory. fear has always been the aspect of the dark side haunting luke so it was good to see that he gave in to it for a moment and ended up creating dark kylo.
5. rey was not related to anybody and came from nothing. good twist, I hope they keep it up. everybody being related to anybody in order to be special is a star wars disease.
6. not the plot device, but divorced from the rest of the movie the hyperspace cruiser killing everything in silence was super cool.
7. the ironing joke. lol
you can assume I hated basically everything else. I will follow up later with specific items that made the hate flow through me.