I think the guy who stands above all is [you]. 
I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.
My coaching philosophy:
1. Play to win (duh)
2. Multi-dimensional offense, can operate at a fast pace and slow pace efficiently
3. Heck of a lot of scoring (yards is nice too)
4. Have a QB that can run occasionally, but not so much where i need 2 other quarterbacks to get hurt to figure that out
5. At least one WR over 6'2 that gets EZ jump balls
6. One RB that is shifty and fast and another big ass RB that would injure at least one defender each play
7. A TE that is going to catch the ball like anytime its 3rd down
8. An O-line that doesnt suck
9. TD celebrations
10. Trick plays
11. Actually going on 4th down from time to time
*BONUS*
12. a fullback that is not Winston Dimel