this is the hot but it's a dry heat bowl game between ucla and ksu, located inside a baseball stadium which is sponsored by UR favorite credit card company.
let's take a look at what's been a-bruin in westwood so far in the year of the cockerel:
-highlights include losing to a team from the american athletic conference, as well as holding Stanford to their season high of 58 points.
-ucla has beaten the following ranked opponents this year:
-Despite ucla being located in a virtually unknown city (westwood, wtf?), and ksu being the very beating heart of the most vibrant metropolis on planet earth (manhattan), there are actually some similarities between the schools!
examples:
-each team lost to a garbage opponent in the state of tennessee on the same day (September 16): ksu (vanderbilt) and ucla (memphis)
-each school has had egregious recruiting whiffs: ksu (cam newton) and ucla (steven spielberg)
-each school has famous alumni: ksu (tiger woods' dad, jason sudeikis, the goo goo dolls, etc) and ucla (kim kardashian, oj simpson, kevin spacey, etc)
let's break down the football:
ksu will run a whole bunch and ucla will like not run very much at all but will pass a whole lot. ksu will completely out-PPP ucla to death in this one.
PREDICTO:
Kansas State 34
UCLA 31