Ok, ok, crisis averted (I think). Turns out that doubling the standard deduction would actually slightly surpass my itemized deductions, so I save a little money there and it makes the loss of the SALT deduction irrelevant to me. And I forgot that the proposal eliminates the AMT, which has eff'd me the past several years, so that's more savings. All told, even after losing the personal exemptions, I should be somewhere between a $200 increase and a $500 decrease.
So this crap basically does nothing for me, and doesn't really simplify tax time at all, but I guess it's not going to eff me over, either. And if it significantly boosts the economy then that's good for my investments. Man, what an emotional rollercoaster I've been on today!