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Jack: I'll be damned... You go to the University of Arizona?
Annie: Yeah, so?
Jack: Good potatoes.
Annie: Yeah, I guess so. I don't really know.
Jack: Arizona Potatocats.
Annie: Right.
Jack: He can see you.
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that double-pass to tie up the jam before half was a delight
he’s back!!


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yep after doing much due diligence i have concluded that the idaho potato famine was a hoax perpetrated by the liberal potato media.  it was all about potato control

good to be back.  let’s chive
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ever notice how a lot of these 2nd tier late games look like the video contrast is all weird?  I know the announcers are generally calling these games from their living rooms but you’d think they’d at least send a normal camera
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man how many sweaty white guys in arizona prolly have a sun-faded “block A” tattoo on their upper left arm

in related news it’s been a while since ive gotten on here and talked exclusively to myself

Feels guud
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 DTR is 36
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i’m here


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This trash ass UCLA team has some weird scores this year.

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good grief on arizona’s turf


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They show stadium shots and I still think '93 Copper Bowl :cool:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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welp that was a bust
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hawaii?


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tubers heatin’ up in corvallis
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fell asleep
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ok players I’m going hard in the potato paint tonight and am giving a no-fall-asleep guarantee

let’s get googoo for garbers and watch the cal golden potatoes mash up the vegan avocado toast bruins on the deuce 🥑 
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welp that was a cold spud

guess I’ll flip over to byu/usc b/c it’s kinda pxiiad
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Hay this usc game just got hot as a sirloin stockade baked potato

also when I was a young kazzu qhuat I was a waiter at sirloin stockade.  Our job was to bring you

A) drinks
B) baked potatoes (if requested)
C) fresh-baked rolls (if requested)
D) a smile

In retrospect 3 of those 4 things could’ve been readily available on the buffet

MY LIFE IS A LIE

also byu is the only team in cfb where having a running back that scored the go-ahead touchdown being named jaxxon mcchesney isn’t that weird
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Don't forget about Cal vs. USC on FS1 right now. Decent game to this point.

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TCU @ CU in a battle of future conference foes to kick off the after dark season!!

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Surprised at the crowd for Colorado. I was led to believe their fans didn’t care about football. I had forgotten how funky Folsom Field was with all the chaotic looking add-ons. Has skinny Bene ever done a photo shoot at Folsom Field?

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Surprised at the crowd for Colorado. I was led to believe their fans didn’t care about football. I had forgotten how funky Folsom Field was with all the chaotic looking add-ons.

You beat me too it.  I feel like I am in a twilight zone where CU fans give a $hit.

I know I will wake up soon and they will all melt away, tho.

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Damn, TCU’s wide receivers are 6’4” 6’5” 6’5”. TE is 6’7”

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Surprised at the crowd for Colorado. I was led to believe their fans didn’t care about football. I had forgotten how funky Folsom Field was with all the chaotic looking add-ons.

You beat me too it.  I feel like I am in a twilight zone where CU fans give a $hit.

I know I will wake up soon and they will all melt away, tho.

Watch the attendance at the next home game

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Surprised at the crowd for Colorado. I was led to believe their fans didn’t care about football. I had forgotten how funky Folsom Field was with all the chaotic looking add-ons.

You beat me too it.  I feel like I am in a twilight zone where CU fans give a $hit.

I know I will wake up soon and they will all melt away, tho.

Watch the attendance at the next home game
Are you going to set an over/under for their next home game against UCLA in 3 weeks?
TCU Game Attendance 47,868. 95% of 50,183
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I'll set a O/U at 33,000 but whatever they announce the pictures won't reflect the announced attendance