Author Topic: FD talks to himself RE: the National championship for all the hot potatoes  (Read 7600 times)

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Hahahahahhhah Fresno state just got royally screwed

“The previous play is under further review”

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“Uhhhhhhhhhhh we can’t tell from the review so let’s take it to the chains”

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“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they’re 3 inches short but we just gonna call it a first down because it’s real cold and we wanna go home”

—the refs
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 now let’s take it to Shanghai for this much anticipated cal/Yale basketball matchup WUT
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HALL.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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sorry, got a job and couldn’t watch any of tonight’s games
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you know what's coming up this saturday?  the great white buffalo.  the real-life unicorn.  the only game where you're guaranteed to be half awake while it's still rainbows and sunshine with trash weirdly swirling on the field and 8k people in the stands...

THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFALCONS UNLV AT HAWAII WITH A 10PM KICKOFF

ALOHA BITCHES
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let’s talk taters

The pirates are giving the biz to Khalil tate and co.  Thought this one would be a lil tastier, but it’s looking like it’s gonna be those garlic instant potatoes from aldi.  Good enough to keep you alive if you’re a broke college kid but you wouldn’t eat them unless you had no other choice

The oregon game is like the kind of potatoes that are only on the PXII network which you have to have the special sling package for (i do because im not a dumb idiot)

and don’t forget about the great white buffalo coming up here in like a hour
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You have any sauce for those taters FD? Washington State is Frank's Red Hot Hot right now!

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Hmm. Maybe FD fell asleep.

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Washington State is volcano hot now.

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oregon’s unis make them look like old guys wearing crossing guard vests

gotta say, love wazzu and the ‘stache, but was hoping tate would keep this one close.  All signs point to cold spudz
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oregon’s unis make them look like old guys wearing crossing guard vests

gotta say, love wazzu and the ‘stache, but was hoping tate would keep this one close.  All signs point to cold spudz

Warm up the spudz! Tate is instant offense!

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would love to hear skinnybenny’s hot take on wazzu’s asymmetrical vanier complex
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If you aren't even gonna acknowledge me FD idk what I'm even doing here.

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Consecutive fumbles on consecutive kickoffs by the same d00d!?!  That’s a first.

I can only imagine after the game when he sees his parents they’re gonna be like, “hey son...good...game?”
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CFDC r u ready for this llama party or wut
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CFDC r u ready for this llama party or wut

I'm getting pretty tired so I think I'm gonna go to bed.

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NO UR GONNA MISS THE GREAT WHITE BUFFALO
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Yeah, I was really into the hot sauce taters but I spent too much time ITT alone so it kind of bummed me out.

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 :katpakhead:
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I'm so glad my adopted team this year is Washington State. It almost feels like 2012 again.  :party:
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I'm so glad my adopted team this year is Washington State. It almost feels like 2012 again.  :party:

gawd they are a treat.  just having so much fun.  im jelly af
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If one point is equal to 2 tater tots, how many of them delicious bite-sized treats did #OurGuys end up with last night? And if each Arizona point is equal to 3 crunchy Tater Skin potato chips, what was the final score last night?
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Wazzu: (69°F ? 32) × 5/9 + 273.15 = 293.706K x 2=587.412 tater tots
Zona:   Like 28 or something
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***ALERT***

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSED A SEVERE WEATHER ADVISORY FOR PULLMAN, WASHINGTON.  DOPPLAR RADAR INDICATES THAT OVER THE NEXT TWO HOURS WE WILL SEE 6-10 INCHES OF DELICIOUS, ICY-HOT SPUDS.  ALL N00BZ NOT WATCHING ON FOX ARE ENCOURAGED TO SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY ON THEY COUCH AND START GNOSHING ON THESE TUBERS
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that was the most PXIIAD two-play sequence ever.  Huskies double pass for a touchdown, ensuing PAT blocked by WAZZU and returned 95 yards for two points in the snow.

yay football.
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