Author Topic: Signs of getting old (Read 90837 times)

puniraptor · « **Reply #700 on:** December 21, 2020, 07:07:40 PM »

i cant overuse booze drinks so well any more

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #701 on:** December 22, 2020, 06:53:05 PM »

This morning my first 10 steps I was hunched forward and my hip & knee were stiff. I didn’t hurt. I just walk that way in the morning now.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #702 on:** December 25, 2020, 06:25:15 PM »

1 margarita and I’m feeling it. Got a bottle of vodka from my mom for Christmas, which is now a years supply.

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #703 on:** January 14, 2021, 09:48:33 PM »

Had a major one today

Was at the grocery store and buying some booze, self checkout requires someone come over, check the ID, and enter your DOB. Instead of my late 80’s birth year, she put a decade later and did late 90’s instead.

I started to correct her and say no wait.......and it accepted it as old enough. WHAT THE eff

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #704 on:** January 15, 2021, 09:44:33 AM »

yeah someone born in 2000 being able to legally drink booze kinda blows my mind

cfbandyman · « **Reply #705 on:** January 15, 2021, 09:51:19 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on January 15, 2021, 09:44:33 AM

yeah someone born in 2000 being able to legally drink booze kinda blows my mind

That makes me have a sad

star seed 7 · « **Reply #706 on:** January 15, 2021, 10:52:42 AM »

I HAVE T-SHIRTS OLDER THAN THAT

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #707 on:** January 15, 2021, 11:03:37 AM »

I hate the cold now. Like, can't stand it. I lived in Iowa for 4 years growing up and it never fazed me. All I can think about for Sunday's game, is how many layers I will need and it's supposed to be in the 40's. Am I getting frail with my old age?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #708 on:** January 15, 2021, 11:07:50 AM »

I have noticed I'm less resilient to cold as well. I spent my 20's working outside during the winter and I have no idea how it didn't suck more than it did.

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #709 on:** January 15, 2021, 11:11:57 AM »

There’s a reason I snow birded to AZ this winter. 73 and sunny here today

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #710 on:** January 22, 2021, 10:35:07 PM »

https://m.tiktok.com/v/6914428684417977605.html

Gooch · « **Reply #711 on:** February 02, 2021, 08:09:17 AM »

I hurt my back changing the sheets on my bed.............................again.

steve dave · « **Reply #712 on:** February 02, 2021, 08:26:41 AM »

mrs dave hurt her back pulling on leggings this weekend.

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pissclams · « **Reply #713 on:** February 02, 2021, 09:56:12 AM »

good OLD mrs dave. you should start shopping for those walk-in tubs for old people.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #714 on:** February 02, 2021, 09:59:40 AM »

you don't like machine gun kelly

star seed 7 · « **Reply #715 on:** February 02, 2021, 10:01:28 AM »

Psh, old people don't even know who that is

Jobu · « **Reply #716 on:** February 02, 2021, 04:34:50 PM »

I have one.

I like eating spicy foods. However, as I have aged, I notice that whenever I eat said spicy food, it goes out the rear hotter than it went in. It saddens me.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #717 on:** February 02, 2021, 07:22:05 PM »

Quote from: Jobu on February 02, 2021, 04:34:50 PM

I have one.

I like eating spicy foods. However, as I have aged, I notice that whenever I eat said spicy food, it goes out the rear hotter than it went in. It saddens me.

I try to stick to no spicy foods after 5:00pm. I’ll still do it sometimes, but I almost always regret it.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #718 on:** February 03, 2021, 03:38:45 PM »

Every few weeks my left wrist gets really sore for a couple of days, to where I can’t move it or lift anything with it.

stunted · « **Reply #719 on:** February 08, 2021, 12:46:44 PM »

i got the most poopfaced i've been post-college last saturday, and i've felt hungover since. is this an old thing or am i sick? i'm usually good with hangovers. i puked and barely ate the next day, maybe i messed up my stomach? help convince me i'm not dying please.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #720 on:** February 08, 2021, 12:49:47 PM »

Prob fine

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #721 on:** February 08, 2021, 01:49:12 PM »

I had to google The Weeknd. Read that "Can't Feel My Face" was a huge hit for him and looked it up on YouTube. Had never heard of him before 18 hrs ago. Must be listening to too much NPR and podcasts

Cire · « **Reply #722 on:** February 08, 2021, 08:23:39 PM »

You haven’t seen uncut gems?

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TheHamburglar · « **Reply #723 on:** February 13, 2021, 11:26:11 PM »

Apparently I’m having heartburn for the first time. This sucks.

slackcat · « **Reply #724 on:** February 14, 2021, 07:53:58 AM »

Quote from: stunted on February 08, 2021, 12:46:44 PM

i got the most poopfaced i've been post-college last saturday, and i've felt hungover since. is this an old thing or am i sick? i'm usually good with hangovers. i puked and barely ate the next day, maybe i messed up my stomach? help convince me i'm not dying please.

Sounds like liver problems.