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Central Arkansas Preview
« on: August 24, 2017, 11:01:15 AM »
Central Arkansas is our season opener. But, of course, you already knew that.

What you might not have known is that the creator of 4chan (Hiroyuki Nishimura) is a grad of Central Arkansas. Who knew?!?

As for their football team, they are a very respectable FCS team. They are projected to finish second in the Southland behind Sam Houston State and they are ranked #15 nationally in the preseason FCS poll.

They return their quarterback Hayden Hildebrand (HH). HH was pretty good last year throwing for 19 TDs and 10 INTs. They also return their leading rusher and from last year from what was a good offense (33 PPG). George Odum was their top tackler last season for a defense that allowed 22 PPG.

Some other notes:

Primary color is also purple.
Scottie Pippen went there (may have already known)
Charlie Strong went there (may NOT have already known)
The university is in Conway, Arkansas and they are a sister city with Quakenbrueck, Germany.

Prediction:

A lot to take in here. Central Arkansas is a fine FCS team, but K-State should have no problem winning by 3 or more TDs. I expect that Cats to pick up where they left off last season in terms of running the ball efficiently. I also expect Ertz to have a good day throwing the ball as the Cats cruise to a 42-14 win.


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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2017, 11:06:13 AM »

What you might not have known is that the creator of 4chan (Hiroyuki Nishimura) is a grad of Central Arkansas. Who knew?!?


A can't imagine a world without 4chan.  It would be similar to a world without butter or beer.  You may not personally need it in your own life, but its absence would make the world a far less interesting place.

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2017, 11:06:41 AM »
Scottie Pippen went to Arkansas and UCA's mascot are the warthogs, this preview is garbage

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2017, 11:24:06 AM »
Oh.

Is the game this weekend?

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2017, 11:27:21 AM »

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2017, 11:30:47 AM »
Oh.

Is the game this weekend?

Saturday, 6:10 pm.

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2017, 12:43:05 PM »
cas, you're no emdiggy but i like it
it's mmmmm good


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2017, 12:45:16 PM »
Are you guys ready for another season of Cats football?!

I am! :emawkid:

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2017, 01:11:10 PM »
Great writeup Cas.  Great writeup indeed. 

I wonder when the big dogs of the KSU Media World will take notice and try to poach you.


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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2017, 01:14:30 PM »
Great writeup Cas.  Great writeup indeed. 

I wonder when the big dogs of the KSU Media World will take notice and try to poach you.

Thank you for your kind words, Dlew12. I am grateful to have the opportunity to write sports stories for the fans of Kansas State University.

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2017, 01:16:31 PM »
you're gonna need to throw a sandwich (roast beef!) at a cop before i can take your musings regarding kansas state university athletics seriously

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2017, 02:37:25 PM »
What's the scoop on the Central arKansas coach? Hottie McDreamboat or total schlub?


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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2017, 02:48:54 PM »
who is this 4 chan?

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2017, 02:50:20 PM »
who is this 4 chan?

If you have to ask you probably don't need to go there.

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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2017, 02:51:29 PM »
Or go there only on a work computer

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2017, 03:16:44 PM »
I've never figured out how to navigate 4chan.

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2017, 03:27:57 PM »
Or go there only on a work computer

Definite pro tip.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2017, 03:53:37 PM »
What's the scoop on the Central arKansas coach? Hottie McDreamboat or total schlub?


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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2017, 08:07:00 PM »
I've never figured out how to navigate 4chan.


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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2017, 08:26:09 PM »
It's pretty easy guys

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2017, 08:55:05 PM »
All I know is that I'm excited for the game this Saturday night guys.

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2017, 09:14:28 PM »
who is this 4 chan?
He is an infamous hacker. 

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2017, 09:27:08 PM »
ty for this cas

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2017, 09:41:17 PM »
Could this be a trap game for our cats?  No, I don't think so, it doesn't have any of the elements of a trap game.  But, it's still a question you have to ask.

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Re: Central Arkansas Preview
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2017, 05:03:45 PM »
4 tickets in Sec 5 row 12 with a parking pass and tailgate terrace passes for bargain price  if anyone is interested.