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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2015, 02:57:40 PM »
I think he's heard the term "The Whopper". He might even know it is a hamburger, but he doesn't know where to get one or what is on it.
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2015, 03:10:13 PM »
oh god you're one of them
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2015, 03:11:30 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 03:10:13 PM
oh god you're one of them

I mean, I don't even know what ingredients differentiate a Whopper from just a regular hamburger at BK.
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2015, 03:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 03:10:13 PM
oh god you're one of them

I mean, I don't even know what ingredients differentiate a Whopper from just a regular hamburger at BK.

I have no idea what is on the Whopper, but, Tom, you and I all know it comes from BK.
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2015, 03:15:16 PM »
I bet he can't tell the the difference between Carl's Jr and Whataburger. Because no one can.
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2015, 03:16:39 PM »
Quote from: Gooch on October 14, 2015, 03:15:16 PM
I bet he can't tell the the difference between Cal's Jr and Whataburger. Because no one can.

Tom Cruise has never heard of Whataburger.
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2015, 03:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: Gooch on October 14, 2015, 03:15:16 PM
I bet he can't tell the the difference between Cal's Jr and Whataburger. Because no one can.

Tom Cruise has never heard of Whataburger.

Yeah I can go with this
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2015, 03:28:36 PM »
this thread made me kind of want a whopper, which is a feeling i cant remember ever feeling before

probably because there is no more burgker king
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2015, 03:29:41 PM »
Quote from: puniraptor on October 14, 2015, 03:28:36 PM
this thread made me kind of want a whopper, which is a feeling i cant remember ever feeling before

probably because there is no more burgker king

The black whopper makes you poop neon green
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2015, 03:32:31 PM »
tom cruise is nothing but a poor man's sly stallone
so, while hydrox are good enough for some of you plebs, the rest of us deserve oreos
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2015, 03:35:13 PM »
Tom is not Hydrox  :don'tcare:
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2015, 06:55:23 PM »
have you been watching silicon valley, applejack?
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2015, 01:02:20 AM »
Aware of, do not watch
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2015, 09:41:16 AM »
Do you think Tom Cruise has seen Pulp Fiction?  I bet he has.
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2015, 09:48:24 AM »
Tom is a huge movie buff, has mos def seen.
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #65 on: October 15, 2015, 09:49:32 AM »
cruise has eaten a whopper. i mean the whopper has been around since the 1950's
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #66 on: October 15, 2015, 09:49:54 AM »
Quote from: AppleJack on October 15, 2015, 09:48:24 AM
Tom is a huge movie buff, has mos def seen.

Then, without a doubt, he knows what a whopper is.
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Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
« Reply #67 on: January 21, 2016, 12:56:18 PM »
Here's a new one:

Has Tom touched a Volleyball since Top Gun?
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